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ErieBayRat
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 06:48:53 (permalink)
Though shall read at least one book by John Gierach and find the humor of the whole affair.

"A society living in fear very often - actually, inevitably - produces in form that which it fears most."
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 06:50:24 (permalink)
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, thou shalt not wear any Cleveland Browns attire in PA!

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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 10:03:39 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: ShutUpNFish

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, thou shalt not wear any Cleveland Browns attire in PA!

 
^^^^^^^
 
Genieman77, this means you!
 

 
 
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 10:04:33 (permalink)
ohio state okay?

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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 10:26:24 (permalink)
Thou shalt be tolerant of those with less experience than you and God forbid, maybe even helpful!
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 10:34:02 (permalink)
thou shall not be loud and hollar too much and act like you done it before.
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 12:27:26 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: rapala11

ohio state okay?

 
If thouest would like to swim in 40 degree water sayeth the Joe Pa.......

I have the right to remain silent.....I just don't have the ability
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 12:36:56 (permalink)
Might as well add "thou shalt remember to bring dynamite to use when the fishing is slow"  
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 12:39:19 (permalink)
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Thou Shalt only use power bait and a half oz sinker


this one better make it!!!

If the world needed and enema, they'd put the tube in Philadelphia. Go Pens!

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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 12:39:27 (permalink)
Oh wait I forgot, steelhead taste like crap.  
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 16:35:48 (permalink)
Thought shalt always remember that the creature you are trying to out whit has the brain the size of a pea.

"A society living in fear very often - actually, inevitably - produces in form that which it fears most."
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 19:08:18 (permalink)
Thou shall not come to the stream on my first day ever of steelhead fishing sporting $1000 worth of brand new fly fishing gear while lifting 50 gallons of water on your back cast stroke and overplaying snagged fish.
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 19:42:44 (permalink)
swinger is the greatest human being alive!!! that dude said it all !!!  they might as well lock the thread now. camo.. lol haaa everyone in PA knows camo is for the bedroom not the river , nothing better than a Pa woman in a camo corset,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 19:59:47 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: tippy-toe

ORIGINAL: rapala11

ohio state okay?


If thouest would like to swim in 40 degree water sayeth the Joe Pa.......

 
 
still laughing....joe pa rules (east of ohio)
 
 
thou shall not drown visiting non-resident fishermen from ohio who pay large sums of money for non-resident licenses which in turn pays for all the pennsylvania steelhead. 

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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 20:20:48 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: ShutUpNFish

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, thou shalt not wear any Cleveland Browns attire in PA!

 
Just because the season is about to start we dont have to play this game again, do we?

Quality over quantity

I am reality

I>U

JC Rules!!!!!!!
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 21:24:11 (permalink)
Thow shalt not step in water over your boots!

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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 21:45:53 (permalink)
thou shalt not spill skein into any vest , cooler , vehicle ..... without a spill proof container.
thein wife shalt not deposit my skein into the garbage or she will be struck down again this season.
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 21:49:47 (permalink)
thou shall not drive 100 miles without first getting info on stream conditions.

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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 22:24:51 (permalink)
Thou shalt relinquish thy spot in the Orvis kick line in the event that the landing of a fish requires more than two steps in any lateral direction, and take thine appointed place at the end of the line, behind the odd smelling Russian fellow with the surf rod.
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 22:27:50 (permalink)
dont lie about 100 plus days ,who counts after 7 or 8 fish i am having way too much fun to count,what do some of you guys do! carry a note pad lets see now,thats 24 hooked and 17 landed yeah right ,numbers and size dont mean every thing

I have become comfortably numb
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 22:29:36 (permalink)
The second is like unto it: Thou shalt not use 7x tippet, break off all thine fish at the attempted hookset, and claim thyself a skilled fisherman. This will surely be punishable by an eternity in hell.
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/03 23:01:39 (permalink)
Thou shalt use at lease 6# test for tippett and line on your reel.
  THou shalt limit your casts to 20 feet.  The D@mn fish are right in front of you, and we've seen "A River Runs Through It".
   Thou shalt not try to take more that one steelhead on an antique  4wt bamboo rod, even if some guy named Wes built it.  LOL

Illegitimis Non carborundum
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/04 00:18:57 (permalink)
Blessed are the float fishers, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/04 05:32:12 (permalink)
the lord shalt helpeth my wife understandeth my obsession with the silver sea beasts.
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/04 07:57:47 (permalink)
I'm guilty.....

pax vobiscum +
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/04 16:03:39 (permalink)
Ok, Thou shall always take home at least one fish for thy wifeth may not always believe that you've been fishing by the way you smell !!! 
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/04 19:38:09 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Screamin Steel

Thou shalt relinquish thy spot in the Orvis kick line in the event that the landing of a fish requires more than two steps in any lateral direction, and take thine appointed place at the end of the line, behind the odd smelling Russian fellow with the surf rod.


Neither shall thou relinquish thyne spot when thy go to taketh a ****.
post edited by tippy-toe - 2008/09/04 20:11:03

I have the right to remain silent.....I just don't have the ability
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/04 19:42:49 (permalink)
Just list them all now....can't stand the drama!!!!!,,,lol
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/04 21:23:24 (permalink)
Thou shalt remebereth the medicated wipes to preventeth the itchy brown eye while on the tribs.
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RE: Ten Commandments of Steelhead fishing 2008/09/04 23:53:24 (permalink)
inuk, you are nuts

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