ORIGINAL: carcus1211
Harry you sound either #1: like you've taken too much Valium (sp) or #2: you've spent too much time with the meth heads in Titusville, or #3 you're a motivational speaker for North Warren Hospital...

and I quote from a song, "You took your mom to the prom and got lucky"  Everytime I hear that song it reminds me of you...lmao... j/k man... i enjoy your widsom and knowledge

Oh by the way....Name the song and artist?

How the heck would I know what song that is?

BIGSLICK - you know that song? You know, from your "College days..." ?

ORIGINAL: town bad****

hey guys looking for ideas how to get the old lady to go fishing. haha seems she'll marry me but cant get her out for a day on the creek. Thinking about getting a flyrod so she doesnt get grossed out by worms but i cant get over those dang things. Let me know what you think.

if my old lady ever starts going fishing i will stop going fishing!
 
i like to leave her chunky butt at home.half the fun is just to get away from her

ORIGINAL: JEB

ORIGINAL: Split Shot

I am with you Spoon! I am glad my wife doesn't like fishing. I love her alot, but you have to get away from each other.

I'm with them !

+2

ORIGINAL: hiclassHilbilly

If you want to get your lady interested in fishing, you need to get her into some fast action.  She needs instant satisfaction at first, and then let it get harder over time and she will appreciate the persuit.  I would recommend a liesurely ride on the Edward John or a weekday fishing trip on 20 mile creek in october for steelhead.  LEt her float a minnow around and when she hooks into one of those buggers, she will be one of two things:  hooked for life or fullfilled for life.  The perch trip is a bit long,  but she can take her own food and booze if she wants and watch a killer sunset and chat with people.  That is a good way to get people into some fishing that is not gonna set their expectations too high or scare them with a monster fish. 

 
 
Or you could just tell her to shut up because I am taking you fishing.

>> Fishing story
>>
>> Dave and his buddies were hanging out discussing an upcoming fishing
>> trip.
>> Unfortunately he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because
>> his
>> wife wouldn't let him.  After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave
>> headed
>> home frustrated.
>>
>> The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up
>> camp,
>> they were shocked to see Dave!!!  He was already sitting at the
>> campground
>> with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and camp fire
>> glowing.
>>
>> "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"
>>
>> "I didn't have to", Dave replied.
>>
>> "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair
>>  with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.  Then
>> the
>>  ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said 'Surprise'."
>>
>>  When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful
>> see
>>   through negligee and she said, "carry me into the bedroom, tie me to
>> the
>>   bed, and you can do whatever you want"......
>>
>>   So here I am!"

LMAO, now that's funny!

LMAO....

O T H and  Nuke ,  those are good ones , lmao

Ummm, Oh ya, ummmm, well uh...........
 
To be honest, I'm not sure why he didn't just really go fishing, with a woman like that I'm not sure I'd want another

Four married guys go fishing.

  After an hour, the following conversation took place: 

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..' 


Second guy:'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.' 


Third guy:'Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.' 

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, â€œYou haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?” 


Fourth guy:'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.  
When it went off,  I shut off my alarm, 
Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:  
  
'Fishing or Sex?' 
And she said:……………..  'Wear sun-block

You guys are scaring me.

Luckily, my wife doesn't like fishing...lol...When I take my Neice and Nephew to the fishing derby, she goes with me, only because my sister goes with the kids as well.....Every once in awhile she will come on the boat to lay out in the sun while we perch fish, but the lake has to be glass and the weather has to be just right....But, she does like to cook and eat the fish though, so I guess I can't complain there.....

My wife loves to fish and I couldnt be happier.  If the fishing gets slow....lets just say its better than a boat full of sausage. 
 
 
 
Then again...it seems like alot of guys around here like that. 

Congrats on the anniversary! Doing anything special? I'll have 21 years in on Friday, we're celebrating by going to the livestock auction at the county fair.
 
She didn't complain about my outdoor activities before we had kids and is complaining less now that the kids are older and can go with me more, but when they were little it was really hard for me to get any hunting or fishing done.

That's good, you need to keep some romance alive. I'm only half kidding about the auction, we're going to Vegas next week and we'll do something out there.