I Felt the Demon Today

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2010/05/05 16:14:05 (permalink)

I Felt the Demon Today

I Felt the Demon Today

I sit in the dentist chair, helpless, like a fish out of water.
Like a fish’s fins to it’s body,
my elbows are clinched tight against my sides,
not able to reach the dentists neck!
Though the left side of my face is numb
I feel the pulling and tugging on my #19 molar
as if being the lure trying to be dislodged
from a sunken log attached to 30lb test line!
He wrestles the tooth like an amateur
trying to release a treble hook from a smallmouth,
his hand gripped tightly on the silvery instrument pliers!
I felt the demon today and cursed him!

I try sitting still not wanting him to lose grip
and rip my lip with an errant slip.
My eyes tear up as my buttocks tightens,
I swear my butt raises off the seat with the last upward tug!
I felt the demon today and prayed to God let it be over!

The ordeal ends and I am released to go.
Gauze fills my numb cheek
like a gob of red power bait in a trout’s mouth
too big to swallow.
I walk through the waiting room
trying not to wince in pain or show weakness,
like a trout released back into the pool with his buddies
trying not to look embarrassed
for getting caught in the first place.

I pull into the drive and there’s a triangular package
up against the side door, I try to grin
but feel no facial expression on my numb face!
I slide the green cylinder rod tube out of the cardboard box.
I slip out the rod sock and untie it.
Delicately, I lay down the four pieces.
There it sets, right from Hardy & Greys Limited.

I gently piece together the 7 footer
and grip the 3 weight in my hand.
(I may have slobbered unknowingly)
With no pain, I felt the Demon today,
I thanked God!

~doubletaper


pics to follow.
the dentist said no strenuous activity for today
so i'm going down to the creek to try out my new Hardy Demon rod

http://streamsidetales.bl...015/05/helles-yea.html
it's not luck
if success is consistent 





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    Cold
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    RE: I Felt the Demon Today 2010/05/05 17:54:34 (permalink)
    If its of the dental work, please...spare us the pics.
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    Mr.Slickfish
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    RE: I Felt the Demon Today 2010/05/05 21:27:38 (permalink)
    Nice post DT....I'll refrain from posting my own "dental pics"

    I don't always snag fish, but when I do...
    I choose Little Cleos

    I'm the best looking smartest snagging poacher alive...
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    RE: I Felt the Demon Today 2010/05/05 23:07:14 (permalink)
    Great Story DT, I think you will like the Hardy. Everything that I have read about that line is killer, I mean how can't you go wrong with a hardy. I really need to get my hands on one of the Greys 10' 4wt euro nymphing rods before I go to PSU. 
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    RE: I Felt the Demon Today 2010/05/06 08:06:20 (permalink)
     

















     
    this one's for cold
     
    post edited by doubletaper - 2010/05/06 08:10:40

    http://streamsidetales.bl...015/05/helles-yea.html
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    if success is consistent 





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    razmatazz05
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    RE: I Felt the Demon Today 2010/05/06 08:16:04 (permalink)
    fantastic.  for  a second there i thought you found a crawfish claw. 
     
    that's one serious root

    "Good Luck"


    Thanks for the usage of your forum. My Money will not go to your tackle shop.
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    RE: I Felt the Demon Today 2010/05/06 09:41:41 (permalink)
    Yikes! That looks as if it went deep in the jaw!
    Sweet rod! Nice feesh too. Great read but gave me chills.

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    RE: I Felt the Demon Today 2010/05/16 17:15:01 (permalink)
    I see the go to fly is in the trouts mouth LOL, so do you need a new toothbrush LOL, Nice fish Buddy
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    RE: I Felt the Demon Today 2010/05/16 20:15:07 (permalink)
    DT - This was great!!!!!!!!!!!!! That pic of the molar!!!!!!!! what in the world?????!!! I laughed me a%% off. You have always been gifted with your words and this made my day. Heck I'm still chuckling about it - showed it to my son and he loved it.  And the Demon.... I tried one out at the Hardy warehouse here in Lancaster and I could not believe how the thing threw a 4 weight line. Amazing!!!! I have the Demon reel that I use for steel and love it. One of those sure would look good on that rod.. Congrats to ya buddy - not on the tooth but on the rod

    "They say you forget your troubles on a trout stream, but that's not quite it..... you begin to see where your troubles fit into the grand scheme of things, and suddenly they're just not such a big deal anymore."

    John Gierach

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    Todd1126
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    RE: I Felt the Demon Today 2010/05/17 16:31:22 (permalink)
    I dont mean to laugh at your pain but that was the funniest thing I ever read.... I too am awaiting some dental work so I shouldnt laugh too loud but congrats, that was awesome. Enjoy the new rod, I didnt see that one coming in the begining of that story.
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