PETA

Just watched the local news. PETA now wants Punxy Phil to be replaced by a robot groundhog. These people really have some mental problems. Anything to get their name in print. These loons are the oudoorsmans real enemy.

I am gonna hunt something. If it isn't deer, its gonna be PETA members. The choice is up to them. How much do they REALLY love those deer?

PETA and Barack Obama
Recently PETA endorsed Presidential Candidate Barack Obama with money on his campaign to topple Warlord Premier Bush. This was due to media reports that Obama was sympathetic to minority groups such as PETA because he was of mixed race, being half black and half green. The media also reported that he had planned to adopt a rescue dog, and subsisted on plant material, i.e. tobacco. PETA was certain this meant the new president would approve their plan to legalize same and opposite sex marriage between people and their animal companions.

Unfortunately for PETA's plans, a special report on Fox News revealed that Obama was not a vegetarian. The network aired footage showing him and Vice President Joe Biden consuming a whole bucket of Popeye's famous chicken on the doorsteps of PETA headquarters or Delta Halo. After this, the plant eaters changed their allegiance and joined the Green Party.

Carnivores' Alliance

Pluto, leader of the League of Meateaters, giving the traditional Plutonic salute to PETAAccording to reports on Fox News (a merger of the George W. Bush Fan Club and Weekly World News), an extreme right-wing Communist lobby-group based on Pluto plans to invade Earth because of PETA. The news service said the League of Meateaters plans to land on Earth in 2012 to establish the Carnivores' Alliance. According to an intercepted communication, Squad Leader and musician Zphd Btlbrw (Plutonium for "Ted Nugent"), will lead the invasion. This communique says the impending attack is a response to PETA's deliberate and sadistic campaign against fruits and vegetables. The group's views and reasoning are far too complex to be expressed in human terms; however, their opposition to PETA has been summarised with the argument that "at least our food can run away!"

Btlbrw plans to lead a group of alien and human hunters and entertainers who will storm the PETA compound, killing all the humans inside while singing '70s rock tunes. The group then plans to slaughter all vegetarians, foresters, green grocers, fruit pickers, canned vegetable workers, and The Pillsbury Doughboy. Btlbrw (Nugent) apparently plans to climax the attack by eating the Fund for Animals Heidi Prescott while simultaneously singing his hit song, "I lv pssy" (translated as "Cat Scratch Fever

Now THAT I LIKE!!!!!

Jon, liked it. For people who don't really know, this really never happened but we can only hope it will!!!!!BTW 6 more weeks of winter from the "real thing".