RE: iss it ruff
2007/08/20 17:00:27
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****ru A 27 powndar is nutin
sbreeNa iz so fat:
Her mailbox says Home of the Whopper.
Last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale!!!!
When she walked in front of the TV you missed 5 minutes of your show.
when truckers pass her by they say to themselves "who the hell's driving that rig"
When her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Her nickname is "****"
She eats Wheat Thicks.
We're in her right now
People jog around her for exercise
She went to the movies and sat next to everyone
She has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
You haveta roll over twice to get off her...
She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world
She lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
When you get on top of her your ears pop!
When she has sex, she has to give directions!
She goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
When she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
She had to go to Sea World to get baptized
She got to iron her pants on the driveway
She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
She got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
When she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
When she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
The highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
When she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
When she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
When she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
She fell in love and broke it.
When she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
When she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
She's got her own area code!
She looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
When she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
She's got AMTRAK written on her leg.
Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the ****es good side!
She wakes up in sections!
When she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
She sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose./li>
She was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
She rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
When she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
When she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
When she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
She's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
That her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
She's on both sides of the family!
Every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
She fell and made the Grand Canyon!
She sat on the beach and Green peace threw her in!
That when she hauls**** she has to make two trips!
Even her clothes have stretch marks!
She has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
She has to use a VCR as a beeper!
She broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
When she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!
She got hit by a parked car!
They have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
She has a run in her blue-jeans!
When she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
When she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
They use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
When they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
When she back up she beep.
She has to buy two airline tickets.
When she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
She influences the tides.
That when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
She broke her leg and gravy fell out.
The animals at the zoo feed her.
She was baptized at Marine World.
When she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
The Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
She stands in two time zones.
It takes her two trips to haul****br> You have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
When the **** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
That she cant tie her own shoes.
Sets off car alarms when she runs.
She cant reach her back pocket.
When she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
She lays on the beach and green peace tried to push her back in the water
She uses redwoods to pick her teeth
The only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
She put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
She stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
She uses a mattress for a tampon.
That when she sits on the beach, Green peace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
That she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the **** caused an eclipse.
She hoola-hooped the super bowl.
She was baptized in the ocean.
They tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
When she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
When she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
That when was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
The National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
We went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
She was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
She accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth
To her "light food" means under 4 Tons
The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
She went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!
She stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the **** off!!!
And stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
She was zoned for commercial development
She won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
She has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat****Jeans
She has more rolls than a Mary Jane truck/li>
She has her own zip code.
She wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
She thought gravy was a beverage
I took her to a dance and the band skipped
We went to Mt. Rushmore and didn't know who's face to sit on
I took her to dinner and the waitress took her order in shorthand
She had to get out of bed to roll over
Thanksgiving day she ate dinner for 6 hours, then said