Fishing Joke

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FisherChic
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2008/03/10 07:31:14 (permalink)

Fishing Joke

Should I sell the boat?
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'
I still don't know if she was joking.
Should I sell the boat?
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    Swans500
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    RE: Fishing Joke 2008/03/10 08:29:49 (permalink)
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....something very similar happened to me  IN REAL LIFE many years ago.....a PREVIOUS marriage I might add.
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    FisherChic
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    RE: Fishing Joke 2008/03/10 08:55:01 (permalink)
    wouldn't happen here, I usually go fishing with him, even when the weather is crappy 
    but even if I wasn't with him, that wouldn't happen lol
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    swinger
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    RE: Fishing Joke 2008/03/10 10:08:33 (permalink)
    nice

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    RE: Fishing Joke 2008/03/10 16:48:51 (permalink)
    Keep the boat!  To heck with the wife.lol  Honestly, I sold a boat when my first wife and I got married.  Big mistake.  Should have kept that boat.  It would have been around longer.
     
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    FISH ON, GOTTA RUN!
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    ShutUpNFish
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    RE: Fishing Joke 2008/03/10 17:37:28 (permalink)
    Thats good!

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    RE: Fishing Joke 2008/03/10 19:58:10 (permalink)
    funny

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