Bass-Turd Eyes

Bass-Turd Eyes

For the New Year you're gonna turn a new leaf
Though you lost your job, your woman has to work
She was happy that you got her a diamond for Christmas
If she found out it was a Cubic Zirconia, you'd be the jerk

In the morning you tell her you're feel'n all depressed
And going to visit an old friend that's feel'n down
But she knows where you're going, you're leaving
You're headed to the Fishing Expo out of town

You meet your friend at the local tavern
You have a couple of brews before yenz go
You tell him you can't spend any coin
The loss of job, you don't have any cash flow

You enter the Expo under the bright lights
You see new gear, you just can't stay away
You take out your last credit card
Not worrying how you're going to repay

You buy the Loomis Bronzeback rod you always wanted
You couldn't pass up the deal on the Simms wading shoes
You buy a special priced fully loaded Plano KVD Guide Elite bag
Though half the stuff inside you'll never use

You come home late in the evening
In the garage you start to hide your new gear
Hoping the wife is sleeping
You turn and angrily she appears

You can't hide those Bass-Turd eyes
She got you figured out, haven't you realized?
She takes the credit card, surprised?
You can't hide those Bass-Turd eyes

She calls a friend and goes out for the night life
Your New Year resolution turned into a shopping spree
I guess your new wife did't change things
You're still the same old Bass-Turd you used to be!!!