ORIGINAL: dimebrite

And drake, I find it hard to believe that a guy like you was never laid up on one of the tables..

Well, back in da day, I recall one night Alamagordo, NM when I found myself in quite a disturbing sitUtatION where my drunkin buddy down the hall made a terrible mistake and became quite boisterous that evolved into a serious physical confrontation with the 300lb biker bad guy/bouncer/overlord of the off-the-beaten-trail massage-shack - seems he ordered from the A list on the Chinese menu - but was downgraded to a B list item.

I'll spare the details, since I came very close/perhaps tipped the scale that nite toward a felony offense, and since the statue of limitations dropped it off my resume, I'll just keep that one buried in my own head.

Moral of story - if you are going to commit a possible felony - do it against a felon.


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I did have a strange encounter with a quarter once at the Altmar Hotel...

back in da daze, whilst I was drunk & slightly dis-orderly at da bar, having a good time with the rest of the drunk & slightly dis-orderly patrons, I gotz involved with dat nite's entertainment venue:

Tammy (bartender at da time) and a REAL HAWT BRUNETTE LOOKER CHICKY were playing the quarter game:

They placed a shotglass on the floor and each would take turns holding it between their inner thighs (for lack of a better word), then would position themselves above glass and drop coin..

very entertaining, crowd was into it - wagering and all !!

I decided to step it up a notch,,

so

I grabbed a quarter off da bar, walked up to them and asked if I could try..

Everyone egged me on - I could hear laughter b4 I even started,

I slipped the shotglass out of da way via foot, laid down on my back, placed the quarter dead-center in middle of my forehead, and asked the REAL HAWT BRUNTETTE CHICKY to pick it up...

Crowd roared with encouragement!!!!

She washed my face like a newborn baby gets scrubbed down

Crowd roared on & on & on, then I found myself drinkin 4 free the rest of da nite .

how's that for a


YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEHHHhhhhhhaaaaahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s.

to keep this post in a fishing related tone (for The Knight in Shining Splitshot),

in the famous words of Randolf Jones (SR Guide Extraordinare):

you gotz to feesh the "Hole within a Hole".

I was truly a member of the 10% crowd that nite...

later

d00dz

How about shooting ice cubes over the bar or blowing out a flame? YEEEHAAAA

    Have never really understood the hole 'dawn thing' but have had a laugh or two over it- always wondering if I was supposed to be laughing or not---
  Thanks for the post - I am enlightened-may stop in there for chuckles this winter when it wont interfere with any fishing time.
 
  BTW-speakin bout holes--
     A guy walked down the street and heard kids in a schoolyard on  the other side of a high wood fence chanting 13--13  13   13   13 
  He got curious and peeked through a knothole to see what was going on--- he got poked in the eye- real hard-
   The kids then chanted 14-14-14-14

ORIGINAL: retired guy

I am enlightened-may stop in there for chuckles this winter when it wont interfere with any fishing time.

She's into retired cops - especially d00dz like U that worked the dark-side of society.

If you kept your state-issued night-stick, bring it - you'll need it, in more ways than one.

ding,ding,ding we have a winner!