legend of guru
Legend of Guru
The legend lives on from Oak Orchard on down
along the Pa. big pond known as Lake Erie
His fich’n was bold so I’ve been told
His stories I heard quiet contrary
He fich’d the Mile streams, didn’t like’m it seems
for the western cricks put fillets on his plate
And if there ever was a fame that he could lay claim
was his discovery of Blue Power Bait
Yes, I heard stories, of him in his glories
Whippen them saeman quite handidly
He may have been a bragger, but never a snagger
He knew that blue bait to fish is like candy
The women it seems, where more than dreams
though he much more loved his fich’n
If they didn’t like his way, he’d find a new stray
Kick the old one out while she was still bich’n
T’was in 2010, the last we heard of him
on the fisherie.com forum
Not sure who‘s to blame, but threads haven’t been the same
Without his wisdom most threads turn to boredom
Does anyone know why he doesn’t show
If he got kicked off, what was the reason
Some I heard say, that Bobby Jo got her way
and not paying support, he may be in prison
Maybe tired of northern women bich’n and took up fich’n
somewhere down on the bayou
It’s not much for a player that lived in a trailer
To find another wench to come home to
Elk still flows and everyone knows
that steelhead will show every September
The wall at the nut will be jammed to the gut
till the ice freezes in late December
Still, many a saimen fate will be on blue power bait
we can thank Guru for the saimen slaughter
Though some have claimed, he was a fictitious name
No one ever claimed seeing him on the water
When the full moon’s bright on any given night
when one’s fishing an all-nighter
Don’t be surprised if you hear from the skies
“TrUsT Me……………StRyT rYdEr!â€
He’s a legend that lives on
from the fisherie.com forums………
post edited by doubletaper - 2010/11/07 11:16:22