legend of guru

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2010/11/07 11:01:58 (permalink)

legend of guru

Legend of Guru

The legend lives on from Oak Orchard on down
along the Pa. big pond known as Lake Erie
His fich’n was bold so I’ve been told
His stories I heard quiet contrary

He fich’d the Mile streams, didn’t like’m it seems
for the western cricks put fillets on his plate
And if there ever was a fame that he could lay claim
was his discovery of Blue Power Bait

Yes, I heard stories, of him in his glories
Whippen them saeman quite handidly
He may have been a bragger, but never a snagger
He knew that blue bait to fish is like candy

The women it seems, where more than dreams
though he much more loved his fich’n
If they didn’t like his way, he’d find a new stray
Kick the old one out while she was still bich’n

T’was in 2010, the last we heard of him
on the fisherie.com forum
Not sure who‘s to blame, but threads haven’t been the same
Without his wisdom most threads turn to boredom

Does anyone know why he doesn’t show
If he got kicked off, what was the reason
Some I heard say, that Bobby Jo got her way
and not paying support, he may be in prison

Maybe tired of northern women bich’n and took up fich’n
somewhere down on the bayou
It’s not much for a player that lived in a trailer
To find another wench to come home to

Elk still flows and everyone knows
that steelhead will show every September
The wall at the nut will be jammed to the gut
till the ice freezes in late December

Still, many a saimen fate will be on blue power bait
we can thank Guru for the saimen slaughter
Though some have claimed, he was a fictitious name
No one ever claimed seeing him on the water

When the full moon’s bright on any given night
when one’s fishing an all-nighter
Don’t be surprised if you hear from the skies
“TrUsT Me……………StRyT rYdEr!”

He’s a legend that lives on
from the fisherie.com forums………
post edited by doubletaper - 2010/11/07 11:16:22

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    woodnickle
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    RE: legend of guru 2010/11/07 11:53:30 (permalink)
    Lmao!! Thats some good stuff there.lol

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    rippinlip
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    RE: legend of guru 2010/11/07 19:07:00 (permalink)
    Haha....Sing it to the tune of "The Edmund Fitzgerald"...

    You should have been here yesterday.............. Streams are made for the wise man to contemplate and fools to pass by [Sir Izaak Walton]
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    RE: legend of guru 2010/11/08 08:09:49 (permalink)

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    RE: legend of guru 2010/11/08 14:01:27 (permalink)
    HAHA LMAO +10 
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    RE: legend of guru 2010/11/08 14:32:26 (permalink)
    Nice
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    RE: legend of guru 2010/11/08 17:27:24 (permalink)
     Iv u c a smart ole fart with gun strapped to 1 side & the other with fly & dog named jYm u wil noe itz wazs hym/ frum hiz thin slimm  gRinn wrapped above chinn/
    post edited by crappiefisher - 2010/11/09 08:34:58
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    RE: legend of guru 2010/11/09 00:03:56 (permalink)
    I loved it DT.
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    RE: legend of guru 2010/11/09 10:26:01 (permalink)
    haha very cool!
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    RE: legend of guru 2010/11/09 11:25:51 (permalink)
    someone pm'd me and said i didn't mention sabrina, getting drunk, tunnel fich'n or yellow rope.
    so i came up with another verse of a story i heard.

    Guru was drunk the night he met sabrina chit-faced in the tunnel
    he looked at her with a gleam of hope
    fich'n was slow, he made a play for the hoe
    they woke the next morn, her still tied up with yellow rope!
    post edited by doubletaper - 2010/11/09 11:32:10

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