Fly Fisherman vs Bait Fisherman - Just for fun

Fly fishermen have names like Doug, Jon or Roger
Bait fishermen have names like Junior, Bubba or Al
Flyfishermen own at least five wool suits
Bait Fishermen own 5 black tee shirts with a beer motif
Fly fishermen own Volvos, BMWs and Jeeps
Bait Fishermen own 65 Bel Airs, 71 LTD's and Ford 150's (with body putty)
Fly fishermen floss after brushing
Bait fishermen don't necessarily need teeh
Fly fishermen are lawyers, brokers and IT guys
Bait fishermen fix cars
Fly fishermen drink Caronas, Heinekens,and St Pauly
Bait fishermen drink BUd, Bud, Bud
Fly Fishermen use Orvis, Winston Hardy
Bait fishermen Zebco, Eagle Claw and Shakespear
Fly fishermen talk about fishing experiences
Bait fishermen talk about sexual experiences
Fly fishermen catch and release
Bait fishermen beat carp to death with a baseball bat
Fly fishermen match the hatch
Bait fishermen catch their own crawlers or collect used power bait
Fly fishermen jog
Bait fishermen smoke Jacks
Fly fishermen eat cheese and bread streamside
Bait fishermen use cheese and bread as bait
Fly fishermen fly to Montana to fish
Bait fishermen drive up from the Berg fish all night and get stopped on way back - DWI

Did you think of all this yourself?

Idiots post comparisons between Fly and Bait Fisherman.
Non-Idiots don't.

agree

Hey Slick, where's your nuke?

go for it

Where do old-school snaggers fit in?

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The Life Of A Snagger, Part II



Late to bed
Late to rise
Vizine the redness
Out of my eyes

Fill my Plano
With snagging lures
As the bourbon leaches
Out of my pores

Get to the creek
At half-past-three
My bottle, my trebles
My handgun and me

Rip the treble
‘Oer the wood-stack
Snag the Brown
Right in the back

Side-hook my fill
Of Rainbows and Gar
To pack the box
In the back of my car

Drink my bourbon
‘Til good and drunk
Thank God for the fish
Dead in my trunk

Peel out the lot
As the law rolls in
Half-cocked and loaded
But smiling within

I run from the law
Like the Mexican breed
The life of a Snagger
Is a hard life, indeed

yup

Is that who Mike Lange is talkin about when he says buy sam a drink and his dog one to????

I'm both too - so I get a kick out of this thread...

Even this:

bait fisherman catch fish
fly fisherman have lots of expensive gear to show off

AMEN BRO!

Not just if you fish both ways but what if you fish with bait on your fly rod?

ORIGINAL: Sealegs

Fly fishermen own Volvos, BMWs and Jeeps

i DO have a jeep