WCO thinks he's a comedian...
This really was a funny read off the report page. Most likely falls under the Sad But True catagory.
" On a side note, I was doing a little traffic directing on Sunday morning at the Walnut access in an attempt to ease congestion when I heard, "Excuse me officer, I have a question." I turned and gentleman was backing his 16' aluminum boat down the ramp. I asked him what I could do for him and he asked me with a straight face, "How do we get to Lake Erie from here?" After a few seconds of thinking of all the great comeback lines, I simply told him to go straight through the Marina and turn right.....you can't miss it."