New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
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New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
Hello Everyone, Im a spammer! And trying to sell something that was the most rediculous invention most of you have ever seen! I obviously posted my rediculous BS on the wrong forum because Mikeg deleted it and is now writing all this nonsence because he's actually kind of bord!
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Mountian Man
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/08 19:51:25
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Do you know the Thailand guys?
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/08 20:15:08
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LOL! Can't be any worse than the Roland Martin helicopter lure!
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/08 20:16:06
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/08 20:25:59
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Logan, I think he's making fun of it. Not trying to get anyone to buy it!
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/08 20:28:26
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ORIGINAL: G30 LOL! Can't be any worse than the Roland Martin helicopter lure! I landed 1 fish with those
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/08 21:05:49
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It was the most ridiculous contraption I've seen. I couldn't help myself, I emailed the dud for free samples. He emailed me back and said he was sending them. I can't wait to see if I get anything.
I don't always snag fish, but when I do... I choose Little Cleos I'm the best looking smartest snagging poacher alive...
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/08 23:26:05
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ORIGINAL: G30 Logan, I think he's making fun of it. Not trying to get anyone to buy it! look at mikeg's edit time and look at my edit time...i sent that about the original post before it was edited y mikeg
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/09 00:38:46
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Those could make good stripper tassels....especially the ones with pierced nipples......
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/13 21:49:53
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Who needs losers who have so much time on their hands all they do is make fun of people. Why don't you create your own product and sell it, you don't have the brains or guts to do it, any of you!
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/13 22:08:10
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/13 22:32:33
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ORIGINAL: Mountian Man Use of the board to advertise or promote the commercial sale of goods or services is prohibited. Ya...what he said!
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/13 22:44:22
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Who needs losers who have so much time on their hands all they do is make fun of people. Why don't you create your own product and sell it, you don't have the brains or guts to do it, any of you! I'm am *sarcastic* deeply sorry that I have so much time on my hands from working 10 hours at a hospital 4 days a week, helping fix dresses for extra spending money, singing for a local band, and going fishing all day when I'm off.
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/14 01:13:27
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ORIGINAL: Mountian Man I'm am sarcastic. We know.
Life's a b***h. You've got to go out and kick**** :P
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/14 07:32:17
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Update, This dUuD has sent me a small package with this "lure" in it. As expected it is a ridiculous contraption. I am going to fish it as promised....and if it works (lol), I'll buy some. I'll cast anything that catches fish. I also recieved a teary eyed email from "Kyle the crying fishing lure/weightloss program" salesman. He is very sad about the mean words myself and yinz have had to say. He also says wI sPel B/Ad. I was going to post his email for all to have a good laugh, but I hold my self to A higher set of ethics....I'm A spin fisherman (lol). I have opted to only post my response: Well Kyle, It is me, and it IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS CONTRAPTION I've seen.....That does not mean it won't work, and it does not mean I won't fish it. There's a HUNDRED "ebay sellers" like yourself, ILLEGALLY advertising their products on this website, who offer "samples" and never come through. As far as "going behind your back", I posted my "offensive and hate filled" comments on an OPEN DISCUSSION BOARD for all (including you) to see. I did however receive your package, and will fish this "ridiculous contraption" in various applications to try it out...and if it works (which is highly unlikely)...I'll spread the word, that the lures are great, but kyle the weightloss program/fishing lure ebay vendor is a crybaby........... dUUd. Slick P.S. yUr mom dRest thOzE LoOrZ FU/nY
I don't always snag fish, but when I do... I choose Little Cleos I'm the best looking smartest snagging poacher alive...
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/14 14:44:26
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SLick, You ain't right..haha What is it anyway? I didnt even read it, I just edited after I figured out what it was!
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/14 19:01:39
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Slick, PLEASE post a pic.....I need a good laugh
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/14 22:00:39
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Here it is guys...It's going to revolutionize fishing, the best thing since the Banjo minnow, more innovative than The Rocket Fishing rod...I present to you...The first, the only, adjustable, scented, glowing, fish machine: Just Kidding...here it is: Seriously, this is it. After further review (and lots of snickering)...I think it MAY work as a topwater bait with some modifications. (pay attention here Kyle)..The hook is too small, connected improperly..it locks out of place. The front will need some type of big split ring with swivel, the hole for it is too far back and will be a line twister for sure. To me it looks more like a Christmas ornament than a lure, but fish will hit freekin yarn, right? Sorry my pics are so fuzzy, it hates close ups. I'll give ya gist of the instructions Step 1: Laugh your *ss off 2: Open top portion of lure, insert glow stick, float or sinker ball, scent pellet 3: close "lure" and fish When fishing from shore....Use the metal ball in rear of lure When fishing from boat...use metal ball in front of lure When topwater or FLYFISHING (HAHAHHAHA< you guys know you want one) insert float ball and scent pellet into middle Again...I want to re-iterate....I will fish this lure as promised, multiple times and applications (maybe even in a crowded hole on 16 or 20). I will be posting back on my success or lack there of. Hell...I hope it works....maybe even get that Muskie I'm hoping for. In that case...I will apologize publicy for my jabs, and place an order. Having said that...... Kyle, Please don't send me anymore tearfelt emails (this cat wrote me AGAIN to cry). I'm sorry if my little bit of fun offended you. I will now refer to you as "Kyle the Bigboy" weightloss program/fishing lure ebay salesman. Is that better? Any publicity is good publicity right? The word is out, the challenge is on, let the games begin...Tune in soon! P.S. wHoT iZ rOng w/It r sPelIn? MI bRoterS tHi/nK Ur fUNy UzE dOGW/ooD trUSt mE
post edited by Mr.Slickfish - 2009/04/14 22:02:09
I don't always snag fish, but when I do... I choose Little Cleos I'm the best looking smartest snagging poacher alive...
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/14 22:15:31
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Whats next somebody going to get a d*ld0 put a treble hook on it and call it a vibrating pike lure?
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/14 22:38:30
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Paint it firetiger and sell it on ebay.
I don't always snag fish, but when I do... I choose Little Cleos I'm the best looking smartest snagging poacher alive...
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/15 05:32:29
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I HAMMERED the burbits on this at ***** last Sunday.......
post edited by rippinlip - 2009/04/15 16:17:03
You should have been here yesterday.............. Streams are made for the wise man to contemplate and fools to pass by [Sir Izaak Walton]
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/15 06:39:21
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I hadn't thought of using it as "a non mechanical spear"...maybe it really will catch fish.
I don't always snag fish, but when I do... I choose Little Cleos I'm the best looking smartest snagging poacher alive...
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/15 13:14:38
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The fish might like it!!!!
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RE: New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures
2009/04/15 15:29:29
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ORIGINAL: Mountian Man Whats next somebody going to get a d*ld0 put a treble hook on it and call it a vibrating pike lure? Huuuuuum..You may be on to something!
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