slappy **** super sulpher slammer

Ladies and gentlemen,
 
The sulphur hatch is quickly approaching.  Forget your duns, even emergers, and nymphs as they are no good.  The ONE AND ONLY pink san juan worm is the best thing to throw during the sulpher hatch hands down.  Don't be afraid to add a little grizzly hackle up and down the worm to give it the breathing effect that the trout cannot resist.
 
Don't be fooled by the shops that actually sell real sulpher imitations as they do not work as well the real thing.  They ALL have their secret juan worm stash hidden.  Ask now before they sell out.  See you on the water.

pantr -- it's a joke.

See, that's just why you guys don't have DVD's out -- you stick to conventional wisdom and don't think outside the flybox.
 
When will you learn that when every steam reared trout in the river is keyed in on the massive hatch, the Purina Trout Chow monsters, which are too dumb to know what is going on, are just looking for something completely different?
 
You guys will never make top notch SRC guides.
 
I don't know why I bother to fish with you.
 
By the way, any of you up for going to Church tomorrow evening?