Loomis

slabdaddy

Loomis

Slabdaddy

Were you the guy that posted about the steelhead getting stolen by two kids?

Yep. You guys beat me up pretty badly over that. LOL! It wasn't too long after I joined the site and didn't "get" your sense of humor at the time. I was really upset that someone would steal my fish. Everyone on here acted like they either didn't believe it or that I was over reacting. Then came the green neoprene wader and yellow rope jokes (which I didn't get) and eventually the moderator just erased the whole thread. LOL! I'm glad you guys are my friends now because you are all pretty formidable as enemies...

Slabdaddy

Im sorry to admit that it was me that stole your fish man, sorry, but I had to eat and the one I coddled off of my stringer was only going to get me a 7 lb fillet smoked when I traded it.  It was a haul up over that hill w/ it, but I feel it was justified.

If you wanna fist-fight over it, PM me and ill be glad to meet you at a neutral location.  You bring one friend and ill bring mine, but if they jump in they are getting garotte choked mafia style with a yellow stringer.

LetmeeKnowk

 

I figured it was you. You were the old guy with the big ears and the little head, weren't you? I knew it. That's ok. At your age, you need the Omega 3 more than I do. And I would never beat on such a wrinkled up, waddle necked, liver spotted old man. If it weren't for your ability to steal fish, you never would have made it through the Great Depression! Do me a favor though; the next time you fish beside me, either empty your colostomy bag or fish downwind of me. Nasty.

krafish
What a crummy article. If they didn't have anything good to say, why say anything at all. They certainly beat up one of the greatest fisheries on earth. I guess this just shows the quality of the magazine.  The other side, guess we won't have as many guests on our streams in Erie County.

 
Just read this article last night.  Pretty classic; It talks about everything from a little old lunch lady who wouldn't give up a run, to the mup ears, to a land owner on a bender because of broken beer bottles along the creek, to Russian snaggers. 
 
If these guys would have had some kids come along and steal their fish, then the article would have been complete. 

i see neither a "hot chick" nor a "big brown"
 

Hot? No, but quite pretty.
Big brown? No, but not bad either.
 
Loomis a chick? No, but mercurial as one. Not too many chicks I know named "Adam." BTW, are you related to Chuck Norris?
 
You know how a giraffe was made? Loomis roundhouse kicked a horse in the face!
Loomis doesn't sleep. He waits.
There used to be a street named "Loomis" but they changed it because nobody crosses Loomis and lives.
Loomis doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the $hit out of it.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Loomis.
Loomis can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
Evolution doesn't exist. The animals we have today are merely the species that Loomis allows to live.
Loomis doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information that he wants.
Loomis is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Loomis's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Loomis has never cried.
Loomis can strangle people with a cordless phone.
 

Loomis

That's what she said...