Top 10 things a drunk guy does on the river
1) Get caught in the tree behind him so many times I lost count.
2) Happen to say how drunk he was at least 100 times
3) Lose his hat in the water and not even notice it.
4) Yell FISH ON everytime he hooks up on a rock or the bottom. I now see where those 20 hook up days come from.
5) Have a conversation with me calling ME BY NAME, even if my name isn't Frank.
6) Manages to hook the hat off his buddies head and proceed to cast it in the water without knowing it. Then yells FISH ON when he feels the weight and fought it for a good 20 seconds.
7) Place the burning end of his cigarette into his mouth and use swear words that would make a one eyed pirate blush.
8) Call out the guy next to me for firing up a left handed cigarette (weed), and proceeded to run over and ask for a hit. Which the guy gave him. Yes, the guy was smoking it right next to me.
9) Finally after managing to not fall in the whole afternoon, fall in 3 times making his was out.
10) ACTUALLY PICK UP ALL HIS CANS AND TAKE THEM OUT. SHOWING THAT A GUY DRUNK OFF HIS****HAS MORE CLASS THAN ALOT OF THE SLOBS ON THE RIVER!!!!
Yes, it all happened and more. The guy was fishing up from me a bit. He walked up and down the bank a few times trying to talk to various people.
post edited by Clint S - 2012/03/31 20:32:11