I been fairly lucky most of my past girlfriends never had a problem with me fishing...Hell a couple went with me LOL

when we were dating, my wife bought me a entry level orvis 6wt outfit with all the accoutrements.  we wed shortly after.  the first time i went to use it, she said "where do you think you're going with that"..........just kidding of course.  i have to say that she absolutely enjoys a day or evening drowning worms.  again, equal time will get you out of the house with a clear conscience 

ORIGINAL: Subby

If your wives wanted a slave/Dancing With The Stars co-watcher/interior decorator buddy then they should have marked it down on the application.  Motivational video for yunz guys:

 
That's why you never date a Dominatrix...just sayin' LMAO

My most expensive fishing trip was last year. I went to the tribs for 1 day of fishing and couldn't keep em off my line, blistering cold, hardly a soul out. I called the wifey and she asked how the fishing was going? I told her so good that I was going to spend the next 3 days up there. She told me that was fine, to have a good time and to bring some fish home for the freezer. I've always thought that I must have one of the most wonderful wives, that never says a word when I come home with more and more lures, rods, reels, new boat, new truck to pull the new boat, etc etc etc.

Well on the second of three days fishing, my 15 yr old son text me " Dad glad your havin fun fishin, but, uhm, did you forget it's moms b-day today?"

OH S**T!!!

I'm so glad for the Mill Creek Mall. Went into the first jewery store, luckily they had exactly the multi-diamond ring the wife has been wanting for a couple years, gave them some plastic and did 100mph down 79 to surprise the wife with a cooler full of fish.

I told her, "Hey, while I'm getting cleaned up to take you out to dinner, could you get the filets outta the cooler and seperate em into freezer bags and put em away?" I'd put the ring box in a baggy and put it in between a couple of the filets. LOL

I'd never gotten that passionate of a kiss after coming home from a fishing trip!

The next day my son tells me "Dad, that was smooth last night, your good, I wonder what mom would say if I told her that I had to remind you it was her b-day. You know, my 16th b-day is next month, should I pick out my car now?"

And NO, I didn't buy a diamond ring AND a new car because of 1 fishing trip, but I did get to see the woman I love, smillin like the butchers dog, and I hadn't seen her smile like that since the last 2 times I slipped a diamond ring on her finger(engagement & wedding).

Needless to say, I never heard a peep the rest of the steelhead season when I was loading up the truck heading up for some more of my, second, most favorite kind of action!

Diamonds are not only a girls best friend, but also a mans best friend!!!

the woman I love, smillin like the butchers dog

...And in comparing his wife to a canine, poor SR lost the vast sum of "points" he'd gained with the ring...and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth...

Its like training a pet.  Train her to except it. 

ORIGINAL: sabreena

Y'all boyz need to grow bals n cut dat leash, hell i left my man to live in a parkin lot n fish.  I need a man that dont mind givin me a black ey!  I woodnt kare if KreamKatcher gone fishin, he aint werth a **** for what i ned 'im fer n e wayz.  I woodnt let thet younguru out'a my site, u'ed be callin him youngshamu if you seen what hez pakin!  

So, guru, er sabreena, er... how many screen names do you have now?

after 32 years of marriage my wife gave up & says see you when you get home

ORIGINAL: sabreena

Y'all boyz need to grow bals n cut dat leash, hell i left my man to live in a parkin lot n fish.  I need a man that dont mind givin me a black ey!  I woodnt kare if KreamKatcher gone fishin, he aint werth a **** for what i ned 'im fer n e wayz.  I woodnt let thet younguru out'a my site, u'ed be callin him youngshamu if you seen what hez pakin!  

 
I can die now... I've finally heard it all...
 

well done birdman

My wife says I'm obsesed and my fishing "problem" is consuming me just because I've bin fly fishin, fly tyin' and planning steelhead trips since march 15th. I could be drinkin, smokin or worse. All I have is alot of tyeing material and a sore shoulder! Anyone see the problem?

I told my wife years ago I would give up fishing for he......  BUT    I would make her life miserable  LOL    Ever since then I'm set to go ............................................................................................................................................................................................................. Well If she allows  LOL

that 1 worked with my ex wife,rsquared.the little lady i have now..........well lets just say that plan backfired and i dont use it with her anymore

ORIGINAL: anadromous

I would never get to fish...

Thats what I was thinkin. She says I'm the man in the sack.

What's a wife? I vaguely remember having something like that 19 years ago. People still ask me when I'm getting married again. I tell them "I'll get married as soon as my hunchback brother straightens out."