New Adjustable, Glowing, Scented Lures

Hello Everyone, Im a spammer!
And trying to sell something that was the most rediculous invention most of you have ever seen!
 
I obviously posted my rediculous BS on the wrong forum because Mikeg deleted it and is now writing all this nonsence because he's actually kind of bord!

LOL! Can't be any worse than the Roland Martin helicopter lure!

Logan, I think he's making fun of it. Not trying to get anyone to buy it!                                                                                                                                                                                                                

It was the most ridiculous contraption I've seen. I couldn't help myself, I emailed the dud for free samples. He emailed me back and said he was sending them. I can't wait to see if I get anything.

Those could make good stripper tassels....especially the ones with pierced nipples......

 

Who needs losers who have so much time on their hands all they do is make fun of people. Why don't you create your own product and sell it, you don't have the brains or guts to do it, any of you!

ORIGINAL: Mountian Man

Use of the board to advertise or promote the commercial sale of goods or services is prohibited.

 
 
Ya...what he said!

ORIGINAL: Mountian Man
I'm am sarcastic. 

We know.

SLick,
 
You ain't right..haha
 
What is it anyway? I didnt even read it, I just edited after I figured out what it was!
 
 

Here it is guys...It's going to revolutionize fishing, the best thing since the Banjo minnow, more innovative than The Rocket Fishing rod...I present to you...The first, the only, adjustable, scented, glowing, fish machine:














Just Kidding...here it is:



Seriously, this is it. After further review (and lots of snickering)...I think it MAY work as a topwater bait with some modifications. (pay attention here Kyle)..The hook is too small, connected improperly..it locks out of place. The front will need some type of big split ring with swivel, the hole for it is too far back and will be a line twister for sure. To me it looks more like a Christmas ornament than a lure, but fish will hit freekin yarn, right?







Sorry my pics are so fuzzy, it hates close ups. I'll give ya gist of the instructions

Step 1: Laugh your *ss off
      2: Open top portion of lure, insert glow stick, float or sinker ball, scent        pellet
      3: close "lure" and fish

When fishing from shore....Use the metal ball in rear of lure
When fishing from boat...use metal ball in front of lure
When topwater or FLYFISHING (HAHAHHAHA< you guys know you want one) insert float ball and scent pellet into middle

Again...I want to re-iterate....I will fish this lure as promised, multiple times and applications (maybe even in a crowded hole on 16 or 20). I will be posting back on my success or lack there of. Hell...I hope it works....maybe even get that Muskie I'm hoping for. In that case...I will apologize publicy for my jabs, and place an order. Having said that......

        Kyle,
             Please don't send me anymore tearfelt emails (this cat wrote me AGAIN to cry). I'm sorry if my little bit of fun offended you. I will now refer to you as "Kyle the Bigboy" weightloss program/fishing lure ebay salesman. Is that better? Any publicity is good publicity right? The word is out, the challenge is on, let the games begin...Tune in soon!

P.S. wHoT iZ rOng w/It r sPelIn? MI bRoterS tHi/nK Ur fUNy      UzE dOGW/ooD
                             trUSt mE

Paint it firetiger and sell it on ebay.

I hadn't thought of using it as "a non mechanical spear"...maybe it really will catch fish.

ORIGINAL: Mountian Man

Whats next somebody going to get a d*ld0 put a treble hook on it and call it a vibrating pike lure?

 
Huuuuuum..You may be on to something!