MERRY CHRISTMAS

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2008/12/16 14:14:23 (permalink)

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Gentlemen,
  
     I'd just like to take this time to wish all my friends on the boards
          MERRY CHRISTMAS !
  
      Now here are my tips to make sure you have a good one.
 
          1.  Don't just hang up a stocking.  Hang up panty hose!  (more room)
 
          2.   Don't eat for two days before Christmas Dinner.  It gives you more room.
          3.   Rum laced Egg Nog is not actually a "drink"  It's breakfast with benefits.
         
          4.  Super glue the remote to the arm of YOUR chair.
 
          5.   Give each of the kids 10 dollars and tell them to get mom to take them to the store to get her a present.  (best done right before the game starts, works well with #4).
          6.  When anybody wants you to do something; look at them, shake your head, and say: "no habla English"  (works great with both #4 and #5).
   Above all enjoy the time you can spend with the folks you love.  And remember the "Reason For the Season"
 
 

Illegitimis Non carborundum
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    ShutUpNFish
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/16 14:20:10 (permalink)

    Merry Christmas Right Back!  To all!

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    elephanthead
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/16 18:18:07 (permalink)
    Paul, I don't believe it !! You roped some goldfish!!!!!    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY FRIENDS HERE ............Dave
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    tippy-toe
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/16 18:28:27 (permalink)
    Where can I get goldfish smoked???
     
    Merry Christmas !!!

    I have the right to remain silent.....I just don't have the ability
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    TB
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/16 19:53:00 (permalink)
    Tippy, Merry Christmas to you and yours!  I hope you have a prosperous 2009
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    tippy-toe
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/16 19:57:24 (permalink)
    It can't be any worse than 2008 was....knock on wood...no luck tonight TB ???

    I have the right to remain silent.....I just don't have the ability
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    ShutUpNFish
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/16 19:58:59 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: tippy-toe

    Where can I get goldfish smoked???

    Merry Christmas !!!

     
    I know somewhere on the east side they'll smoke 'em in various flavors....
     
    1. Swedish fish flavor
    2. Candy cane flavor for the holidays
    3. Egg nog and rum flavor another favorite around the holidays
    4. Classic Bacon & Eggs flavor for breakfast
    5. Hot wings flavor is a classic with the locals

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    Mr.Slickfish
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/16 21:27:24 (permalink)
    I fish you all a merry Christmas!

    I don't always snag fish, but when I do...
    I choose Little Cleos

    I'm the best looking smartest snagging poacher alive...
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    Katty
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/17 08:45:43 (permalink)
    MERRY CHRISTMAS
     
    wishing everyone a safe holiday
     
    All I want for Christmas is a Wunder-Boner
    TT maybe a Wunder Boner will work on your smoked Gold fish!  ho, ho, ho.
     
    http://www.break.com/index/the-wunder-boner.html
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    kingnuke32
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/17 09:38:01 (permalink)
    Merry Christmas and tight lines to all!
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    JEB
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/17 11:51:25 (permalink)

              MERRY CHRISTMAS !
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    woodnickle
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/17 14:01:06 (permalink)

     
    Merry Christmas!!

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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/17 19:17:10 (permalink)
    Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year to All!

    Enjoy Life, Be Happy, Go Fish - Often!

    "God has blessed America - may He continue to do so, even though we are not worthy of it".
    Author..... Wally Cat
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    egg sac
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/17 19:48:46 (permalink)


    Before trying out his Christmas gift, Plaxico ponders this warning:



    "You'll shoot your thigh out."

    SO MANY FISH SO LITTLE TIME.
    WHY ARE ALL THE PLACES I HAVE YET 2 FISH SO FAR AWAY?
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    woodnickle
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/17 20:25:51 (permalink)
    Lmao!

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    Big Fathead
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/17 21:15:50 (permalink)
    Merry Christmas!
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    flyfishindave
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/18 09:50:58 (permalink)
    MERRY CHRISTMAS to all
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    tippy-toe
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/18 19:53:40 (permalink)
    egg...thats great !!!! LMAO

    I have the right to remain silent.....I just don't have the ability
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    doubletaper
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/19 04:18:33 (permalink)

    merry christmas

    http://streamsidetales.bl...015/05/helles-yea.html
    it's not luck
    if success is consistent 





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    FisherChic
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/19 07:02:53 (permalink)
    merry christmas everyone 
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    reesefisher33
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/19 07:57:19 (permalink)
    MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOD BLESS.... SEE YA ON THE WATER
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    stevepf
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/20 17:35:13 (permalink)
    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU

    I'm gonna fish more and work less.
    Have A Crappie Day
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    STEALYS4ME
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    RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008/12/20 20:19:27 (permalink)
    Merry xmas and happy fishing year, hope we all fill are freezers.  Eating crappie beer battered for the game tomorrow caught in may got to luv it.
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