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2013/02/14 13:04:34 (permalink)

Uh- OH

Gettin weary of the Political bickering and negative posts showin up here and there during the 'off' season. Decided to start a provocative, intelligent, thought provoking thread.
 Dumb things I have done--
 Was walking up to my door (house) one day with a lot on my mind and took out my car keys and hit the unlock button- nothing happened as I stood there deep in thought so I did it again.
 Started to worry bout the onset of Dimentia --or however ya spell it.
       NEXT----      (cmon ya know you did stuff)
post edited by retired guy - 2013/02/14 18:40:03
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    bigbear2010
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/14 13:33:54 (permalink)
    i looked at the truck and realized it wasn't mine....much like the time my ex wife and i were in line to get into a kiss concert, she went off to the porta potty, so being lost in conversation with my buddies, when a woman of the same height, wearing a leather jacket, leather mini and with the same style hair, i grabbed her ........next.......
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/14 15:21:55 (permalink)
    Trevor,I walked up to my Sienna and hit the unlock button..nothing  happened,hit it again and this time heard the beep...5 cars up in line,same color same year.
    I often can't remember what day it is......retirement is tough on the memory
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/14 19:23:38 (permalink)
    I remember when we stuck the key in the door lock and turn the ignition..
    Parents tell me they walked to school, up hill .. BOTH ways.. lol..
    Think they are pullin my leg as the old school is in my back yard..
     
    At least I can remember todays sunset.... To follow..

    "whats that smell like fish oh baby" .. J. Kaukonen
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/14 19:27:28 (permalink)
    Over the summer I called for the dog inside and he did not come.   I then proceeded to look for him for about 45 minutes outside only to come back in sweaty and tired to find him sleeping in the bedroom.

    The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing.  ~Babylonian Proverb

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    hot tuna
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/14 19:40:12 (permalink)
    Happy Valentine's Day to all you Phish or Fish Lovers
    2/14/13
     


    "whats that smell like fish oh baby" .. J. Kaukonen
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/15 06:46:23 (permalink)
    A bunch of yearsback i was at a friends shore house... we went to get some beer and i was the first one out... i went out and jumped in the car to wait for everyone else... next thing i know, a couple comes out and make their way to the trunk of my buddy's car... they then open it and i hear the woman say whats that guy doing...oooppppsss...i felt extremely embaressed to say the least
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/15 07:02:53 (permalink)
    Came out of Home Depot a month or so ago, walked up to the red dakota went around to the driver's side and there's a huge new dent. Turned there air blue before I noticed that my black cap had turned red, and spotted my truck one lane over and 8 spots futher out.  But I thought I was the only one with Early Onset Alzheimers. I am perpetually looking for glasses that are on my face and hats that are already on my head!
     
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/15 13:15:26 (permalink)
    RG ,
    I really didn't understand you saying political bickering and negative stuff , UNTIL I looked on that other site you check. You must have confused things .
    And that's why I dont look on that other site very often.

    Just think, this almost became that.
    Please leave their stuff over there. Lol
    post edited by hot tuna - 2013/02/15 13:17:09

    "whats that smell like fish oh baby" .. J. Kaukonen
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/15 14:19:28 (permalink)
    at my 10year highschool reunion....alot of years ago
    there was an open bar, my buddy was slipping me 3x the whiskey in my drinks
    come the end of the night my then wife, of course said hand over the keys ...i'm driving....i proceeded to look for them in every pocket for about the next 5 minutes while they were hanging on my pinky fiinger of my left hand :( dough!
     
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/15 15:45:49 (permalink)
    Thats why I did it here Tuna- over there it would just be another  conspiracy- 
     (also the hijack takes longer here- and is done with much more class--lol)
    post edited by retired guy - 2013/02/15 15:51:54
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/15 15:53:51 (permalink)
    Case in point for today.Had several things to do and one was the grocery market for a couple items.One of the main things to pick up was the Pup Peroni dog snacks that my Boxer girl LOVES!I made a list but did n't write down the Pup Peroni as I thought I'll get that for sure.After I came home a while ago I sat there in the kitchen and looked at the near empty bag of Pup Peroni........you know what I did?
     
    I forgot it and now I'm on the way out to get it!
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/15 18:39:15 (permalink)
    Gottch RG.. Good Call..
     
    Now , at my wives 10 year high school reunion.. Many years ago, but still remember that day, somewhat..
    There were 10 kegs bought from the reunion fund at a banquet hall golf course club with our high school band , Cryptical Development (yea we were dead heads).. Somehow golf cart derby came into the mix /  and we were never invited back after people were found lying around the course 2 days later..lol
     
    I'm pretty sure the old band is getting back together for a 30 th reunion this Aug :)  
     
    These days the fishin is pretty good too..

    "whats that smell like fish oh baby" .. J. Kaukonen
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/15 18:49:37 (permalink)
    Just today i was in my wifes car (i usually drive trucks/vans) and i went to throw it in reverse only to have the windshield wipers come on full blast...

    Now for the hijack... fished the river 3 days in a row for the last hour of daylight... only one solid take... on wednesday when the water was still down on wednesday i stumbled on a bunch of fish in a side diversion in the lower river that were stuck pretty badly... i managed to save two of them and return them to the main river.. really glad to see the water is back up... i am pretty shocked i got skunked also
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    Re:Uh- OH 2013/02/15 21:03:37 (permalink)
    Years ago gutting out a house I needed Ice for the cooler, local motel manager said go to building 4. While loading the cooler there were 2 maintenance men on the second floor working on a light. One looked over the railing and gave me the 3rd degree. I gave him short answers and saw his name on his uniform.  A few days later I ran into Tom and said "Is that guy XX a JO or what".................................he replied "thats my father"......Open mouth insert foot!!!!!!!!! LOL

    "Anytime politics enters into a given situation, there's no room left for common sense" (Bob Grant)
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