Gettin weary of the Political bickering and negative posts showin up here and there during the 'off' season. Decided to start a provocative, intelligent, thought provoking thread.
 Dumb things I have done--
 Was walking up to my door (house) one day with a lot on my mind and took out my car keys and hit the unlock button- nothing happened as I stood there deep in thought so I did it again.
 Started to worry bout the onset of Dimentia --or however ya spell it.
       NEXT----      (cmon ya know you did stuff)

i looked at the truck and realized it wasn't mine....much like the time my ex wife and i were in line to get into a kiss concert, she went off to the porta potty, so being lost in conversation with my buddies, when a woman of the same height, wearing a leather jacket, leather mini and with the same style hair, i grabbed her ........next.......

Trevor,I walked up to my Sienna and hit the unlock button..nothing  happened,hit it again and this time heard the beep...5 cars up in line,same color same year.
I often can't remember what day it is......retirement is tough on the memory

I remember when we stuck the key in the door lock and turn the ignition..
Parents tell me they walked to school, up hill .. BOTH ways.. lol..
Think they are pullin my leg as the old school is in my back yard..
 
At least I can remember todays sunset.... To follow..

Over the summer I called for the dog inside and he did not come.   I then proceeded to look for him for about 45 minutes outside only to come back in sweaty and tired to find him sleeping in the bedroom.

Happy Valentine's Day to all you Phish or Fish Lovers
2/14/13
 

A bunch of yearsback i was at a friends shore house... we went to get some beer and i was the first one out... i went out and jumped in the car to wait for everyone else... next thing i know, a couple comes out and make their way to the trunk of my buddy's car... they then open it and i hear the woman say whats that guy doing...oooppppsss...i felt extremely embaressed to say the least

Came out of Home Depot a month or so ago, walked up to the red dakota went around to the driver's side and there's a huge new dent. Turned there air blue before I noticed that my black cap had turned red, and spotted my truck one lane over and 8 spots futher out.  But I thought I was the only one with Early Onset Alzheimers. I am perpetually looking for glasses that are on my face and hats that are already on my head!
 
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RG ,
I really didn't understand you saying political bickering and negative stuff , UNTIL I looked on that other site you check. You must have confused things .
And that's why I dont look on that other site very often.

Just think, this almost became that.
Please leave their stuff over there. Lol

at my 10year highschool reunion....alot of years ago
there was an open bar, my buddy was slipping me 3x the whiskey in my drinks
come the end of the night my then wife, of course said hand over the keys ...i'm driving....i proceeded to look for them in every pocket for about the next 5 minutes while they were hanging on my pinky fiinger of my left hand :( dough!