Top 5 reasons I used to watch TV:
Then
1. Hey Abbot !!! Who's on first ?
2.Beam me up Scottie ...
3. Elizabeth ,it's the big one Honey !!! Grady rocked ...
4. Mary Anne was so much more fun then Ginger ...
5. H.R. Puff-N-Stuff lived in the land of Lidsville ..
... Honorable mention to Wolfman Jack and the Midnight Special:
Today :
1... ???? Umm.. Oh yea MSG on Friday nights...