Bearly containing myself, wife asked me this morning if I'd seen a receipt on the printer aaaaand of course I said "why, nooo dear" as I barely kept from leaping in the air. "Well" said the wife, "you need to check the printer or the computer, I ordered something and the receipt must not have printed". "Certainly" I said, "I'll get on it right now, what might I be looking for"? Bearly able to keep from laughing herself she said, "my sister asked me to order a Christmas gift for her, your brother in law wants to take up fishing. Now give me the receipt"!!!
No...... really, it's true, I have cabin fever and I can barely help myself. HONEST!!