You silly goose................ [giggle] I'll never get out of bed with that slapping me!
But, ole buddy, I would definitely try to hurt myself............ definitely being spelled with a capital, Definitely!
Ummm.............. could I have two (
) just in case, I break one?
AWWWW heck, with friends like you guys, who needs enemies?
PS. When does it arrive?
PSS. And none of this "Don't open til X-mas" malarky either!