gobyking
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Wow,crapo way to end the season,should have gotten some lift from getting Timmonen back in the lineup.Guess you should get your Red Wing jerseys out Flyer fans.You can now bandwagon on a team who has a chance.Rangers had a better shot at beating the labia-captained Penguins.At least the Flyers matched the physical game for the most part.See you next year...oh,I mean next series when you root for the Wings.I think some a-hole on here predicted Pens in 5 vs Flyers,Detroit in 6 in the finals.
12 reasons the Flyers lost the series(in no particular order):
1)Too many excuses.Refs,al queda,media,John Wilkes Booth,Crysby,amish,GW Bush is a Pens fan,second shooter from Grassy Knoll,bigfoot,great white shark,eskimos,aliens,it goes on and on.Players lost track and got confused during the game.With all the excuses coach Stevens had,the team though it was practice.
2)Therriens quote,"We have depp all de way to de turd and fort line"
3)swiss cheese Biron in first game let in too many weak goals.They needed a split to have a chance.
4)Pens retard support-they show up to watch the game outside on the jumbotron rain or shine when any home,restaurant,bar,etc. has the same thing on but with a roof.Philly doesn't have that many retards wearing Flyers jerseys.Or a least they don't have directional awareness.Maybe it is the 3 rivers that makes for easy arena recognition by retards.
5)Clitsby complained enough that the refs started calling penalties when he fell,even if no one was within 20 feet of him.
6)Pens transition was way too good.They looked like Detroit,sometimes better.
7)Marion Hossa suddenly realized he was going to make around $8 million or more next year for another team depending on his production and kicked it into high gear.
8)Too much conspiracy crap from Philly about throwing the last game of the season.Hey,at least the Pens threw that game,this way the Flyers got at least to see 2 rounds.
9)Hardly anyone remembers that the Flyers barely made the playoffs in the last 2 games of the season.They were on a decent tear towards the end of the season,but no world beaters.Besides,if they went to the finals they would be out in 4,boring.
10)Fluery's girlfriend/fiance is stripper hot,no stress in his game.He only sounds gay because he a metro-testicle.
11)Pens defense was really good for the most part.Orpik I though played the best I've ever seen.Gill was criticized in Toronto for screwing up,they take their hockey way to serious.That team sucks without him helping.Scuderi played well also.Gonchar was hit and miss but didn't make mistakes so you didn't notice when he wasn't on his game.I hate Whitney,too big for being so lackadaisical.LePoontang is good for a little guy,very shifty.
12)DOWNIE
Final note for next series,Whitney will get exposed against the Wings for a least 3 goals in the series for his laziness and dumb mistakes from time to time.See you next year Flyers fans.
< Message edited by gobyking -- 5/19/2008 1:42:17 AM >
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