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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/10/2008 10:45:40 PM   
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Wouldn't need brass knuckles duud, your old, and sneezing all the time    

I'd just sit on you duud. Game OVER

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/10/2008 10:46:03 PM   
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"but you guys stay scared of us...I like it that way..."

Yeah right Tippy. Who fears you most, Roberts, Ruutu, or La Rock? Your boys couldn't scare them even if they could put Rocky Balboa, AND Apollo Creed on skates. Nobody ever said you were tough, just cheap.

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/10/2008 10:51:34 PM   
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Spoon, you are usually the voice of reason on this board, I guess that stops with hockey.

Anyway, I'm watching the Ducks and Stars...whats with taking full swings at other players with your gloves still on, I thought only Crosby did that...with all the stoopid BS the Refs call in the "new NHL" you would think they would call roughing on that sh!t more often..

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/10/2008 10:53:49 PM   
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Wouldn't need brass knuckles duud, your old, and sneezing all the time    

I'd just sit on you duud. Game OVER


That photo will haunt me forever.. one of my "friends" sent that into PA sporting news and they printed it....

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/10/2008 11:08:02 PM   
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Well, I was inebriated for last nights game. Couldn't hear a damn thing where I was, but did see the score, and could see what my beer goggles let me.

GFR is a MANIAC, I've been saying it all season. The guys a psychopath.

Also the picture of the pens is kinda funny to me, I guess because I'm not suffereing from homophobia.
Just shows the pens goofing off, with laraque and talbot in the middle. I don't think the pens would be where they're at if they didn't go out there and had fun every night, keep in mind. Most of them are younger than all you, hell I'm older than staal.


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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/10/2008 11:48:06 PM   
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"C'mon Smallie, the refs have been calling this one pretty even"

what a shocker you would say that! lol. you cryer fans are unbelievable. i can't wait to read the inevitable complaints about the refs once your team starts.....


Tell me carp, which calls did you have a problem with????


tell me tippy, what calls in any game the cryers have played that you DIDN'T have a problem with???? what i find unbelievable is the fact that in every game the cryers play the refs make bad calls, yet any other game the refs are perfect .....  

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/10/2008 11:56:37 PM   
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Let's Go Pens!

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 9:04:16 AM   
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Tippy the entire NHL views the flyers as a cheap team.....

These must be those few boarding calls you mean right....took 5min on Youtube to find these...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9IMSf_P0QWA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDCmAIw9kqc&feature=related  Leaving his feet for a cheapshot.....Hits his own guy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=322zqTkL0-c&feature=related ....heres a 20 game suspension

http://youtube.com/watch?v=K4-RrKSbBEk&feature=related  More Stupidity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgApbSCTNXw&NR=1 Your goalie....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uoFsy6VM7As And Hense...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ICMtL-HGFQs Heres another 20 game suspension from this year too!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HHqC63S3tw A Late Hit...

Now if the Pens are cheap....Why cant I find any 20 game suspension videos from their players??  Oh thats right they dont have any!!  Flag Ruutu, Talbot, and Laraque all ya want...they havent made any intentional plays this year that hurt them, their team, or other players like those above...Taking penalties is one thing...Being a Flyer thug like Downie, Boulerice, and Cote are another..




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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 9:39:05 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: tippy-toe

Spoon, you are usually the voice of reason on this board, I guess that stops with hockey.

Anyway, I'm watching the Ducks and Stars...whats with taking full swings at other players with your gloves still on, I thought only Crosby did that...with all the stoopid BS the Refs call in the "new NHL" you would think they would call roughing on that sh!t more often..


What's with starting fights with your visor on, I thought on ly Mike Richards did that.

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 9:44:52 AM   
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Gary Roberts invented black.  As a matter of fact, Gary invented all the colors of the prizm.  Except for pink, Steve Downie invented pink.

< Message edited by SmallieKiller -- 4/11/2008 9:49:13 AM >


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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 9:45:42 AM   
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Now if the Pens are cheap....Why cant I find any 20 game suspension videos from their players??  Oh thats right they dont have any!!  Flag Ruutu, Talbot, and Laraque all ya want...they havent made any intentional plays this year that hurt them, their team, or other players like those above...Taking penalties is one thing...Being a Flyer thug like Downie, Boulerice, and Cote are another..





Ruutu - never been suspended in his career

Talbot - Never been suspended in his careeer

Laraque - One two game suspension, late this year, the first in his career.

Roberts - so respected by the officials that one let Roberts get in his face and poke him in the chest during last year's playoffs.  How many players can get away with touching an official?  One, Gary Roberts, that's the list.

Go Pens

Go Stars

Go Caps

Did I just root for the Washington Capitals? 

First time for everything, I guess.

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 9:46:47 AM   
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speaking of starting fights...  One Ottawa fan was trashing Whitney saying the he needs to fight like a man and take him helmet off first, like Wade Redden did.  If you ask me, Whitney took Redden's helmet off for him...  Then proceded to beat on Redden, with a very stylish handbag I might had, but beat on him all the same...

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 9:48:38 AM   
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bah, hit quote instead of edit... 

GO PENS!!!

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 9:49:32 AM   
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Gary Roberts drives an ice cream truck covered in Flyers skulls. 
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Gary Roberts has 72... and they're all poisonous. 
CNN was originally created as the "Gary Roberts Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. 
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Gary Roberts out. It failed miserably. 
Gary Roberts once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. http://dve.com/pages/morningshow.html

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 10:01:33 AM   
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Evgeni
: Whoa!
Segei: What the f#@k's happening, man? Ah, sh!t man!
Evgeni: Oh man, I shot Anton in the face.
Sergei: Why the f#@k did you do that!
Evgeni: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Sergei: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass sh!t in my time...
Evgeni: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. He probably fell in front of the net or something.
Sergei: Hey, the man didn't fall in front of the net.
Evgeni: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. My gun went off. I don't know why.
Sergei: Well look at this f@#king mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
Evgeni: I don't believe it.

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 10:15:00 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Carpet Bagger

Tippy the entire NHL views the flyers as a cheap team.....

These must be those few boarding calls you mean right....took 5min on Youtube to find these...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9IMSf_P0QWA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDCmAIw9kqc&feature=related  Leaving his feet for a cheapshot.....Hits his own guy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=322zqTkL0-c&feature=related ....heres a 20 game suspension

http://youtube.com/watch?v=K4-RrKSbBEk&feature=related  More Stupidity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgApbSCTNXw&NR=1 Your goalie....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uoFsy6VM7As And Hense...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ICMtL-HGFQs Heres another 20 game suspension from this year too!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HHqC63S3tw A Late Hit...

Now if the Pens are cheap....Why cant I find any 20 game suspension videos from their players??  Oh thats right they dont have any!!  Flag Ruutu, Talbot, and Laraque all ya want...they havent made any intentional plays this year that hurt them, their team, or other players like those above...Taking penalties is one thing...Being a Flyer thug like Downie, Boulerice, and Cote are another..






ENUFF SAID!!!
 
 i said it before and i will say it again. if i was a fan of hockey and had those thugs as a team i would be embarrassed and ashamed of myself for rooting for them. downie and cote shouldn't even be allowed to play the game. they are a DISGRACE to hockey....

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 10:34:52 AM   
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Some Little Known Gary Roberts Facts: (Feel Free to Add yours)

Gary Roberts is a son of a bitch!

Roberts is currently ranked 19th in the AP College Football Pool...

He thinks then iron man is gay...

He Sweats Gatoraide...

He once scissor kicked Angela Landsbury...

His poop is used as currency in Argentina...

He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!

Roberts sheds his skin once a year...

Roberts once drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'

He once inhaled a seagull...

He ate the Bible while water skiing...

He has dandruff the size of mice!

He Sleeps 8 hours a night....Well I guess he is pretty normal when it comes to this...

ADD YOUR OBSURD GARY ROBERTS FACTS....(Yes this is a blatent rip off of the Bill Brasky skits on SNL)



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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 10:35:58 AM   
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We'll see, I'd love to have a Pennsylvania Eastern Conference final series... we'll all meet in State College and watch the series...bring you brass knuckles and prison shanks..

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Im sure you'll bring yours...its a fact philly has more criminals and murderers than pittsburgh...

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 10:53:22 AM   
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Hysterical, but strangely true article about Roberts.

http://www.ottawasun.com/Sports/Senators/2008/04/11/5253596-sun.html

This is what I like about this team.  They don't fold up like cheap lawn chair when other teams start to get tough with them.  They're getting a little cocky as well.  I love where Orpik tells the guy "Don't", that's too funny.  I want them to do this to the Sens the entire series.  I want them to feel the pain of being played physical.  They did it to us last year and I want them to experience it this year.  I want them beaten physically, mentally, and then have them, watching the playoffs next weekend.


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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 11:04:10 AM   
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"I have way too much on my mind to think about that kind of stuff," - Roberts...lol what goes through his head???

Bass is in trouble...Roberts is probaly going to torture this Rookie this whole series...Mr. Playoff, Gary Roberts, got under the Sens skin something awful game 1...WHATS HE GONNA DO NEXT!!

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 11:38:07 AM   
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Ha!

What's the over-under on how many penalties Roberts goads Bass into taking this series?  5? 6? 8?

And how friggin' funny is it that a 4th liner is so far into the heads of the Senators, after one game, on a team that sports Crosby, Malkin, Hossa and Gonchar.  Unbelievable.  Those four out there, and the Senators are worried about Gary Roberts?  hahahahahaaa

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 11:45:32 AM   
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If you watched the Ducks play last night you can see how frustration can make you break down...One NHL writer, Ross McKeon, for Yahoo Sports called their performance "Plain Dumb"

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news;_ylt=Avmn3hxLkro9HOzqkvJl13l7vLYF?slug=rm-starsducks041008&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 12:54:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SmallieKiller


Evgeni
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Segei: What the f#@k's happening, man? Ah, sh!t man!
Evgeni: Oh man, I shot Anton in the face.
Sergei: Why the f#@k did you do that!
Evgeni: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Sergei: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass sh!t in my time...
Evgeni: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. He probably fell in front of the net or something.
Sergei: Hey, the man didn't fall in front of the net.
Evgeni: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. My gun went off. I don't know why.
Sergei: Well look at this f@#king mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
Evgeni: I don't believe it.



speaking of malkin, the WDVE malkin "not back in the USSR" song is hilarious.

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 1:21:23 PM   
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SmallieKiller, you have a PM. thanks.

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 5:53:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: D-nymph

quote:

ORIGINAL: tippy-toe

Spoon, you are usually the voice of reason on this board, I guess that stops with hockey.

Anyway, I'm watching the Ducks and Stars...whats with taking full swings at other players with your gloves still on, I thought only Crosby did that...with all the stoopid BS the Refs call in the "new NHL" you would think they would call roughing on that sh!t more often..


What's with starting fights with your visor on, I thought on ly Mike Richards did that.


You forget your own Sidney Crosby, when he fights, leaves his visor on.

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 5:56:37 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: tippy-toe

We'll see, I'd love to have a Pennsylvania Eastern Conference final series... we'll all meet in State College and watch the series...bring you brass knuckles and prison shanks..

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Im sure you'll bring yours...its a fact philly has more criminals and murderers than pittsburgh...


To use one of your own arguments, Pittsburgh has a lot less people than philly!

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 7:44:44 PM   
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So I know it's only 1 - 0 and in game one, but Donald Brashear...  seriously... 




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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 10:01:29 PM   
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Lets go rangers. 2 and o

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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/11/2008 10:58:38 PM   
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Lets go rangers. 2 and o


Remember you are playing the best to ever step in the net.

you can go up 3-0 and not score another goal on him.


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RE: Official playoff banter thread!! - 4/12/2008 5:34:09 AM   
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Geez,

The Pens almost blow one, and the Phlyers do, yet no posts. Everybody most have been tucked in, dreaming of sugar plums, and pelletheads.

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