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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/16/2007 9:28:26 PM   
pghmarty


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OJ if heez bin drinken.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/17/2007 1:25:19 AM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		I think thoze truks are a good idea for mummy! It will keep her saffer frum the nexx recking ball that falls frum the sky!

I toked to OJ lass nite. He is back frum vacashen. He went with his old gerl frend and I think he is in luve! I hope so coz she is the only nise one he goes out with. The uthers are all crazzy! Plus he mite get the bugs agane if he keeps messing arownd with thoze stinkky womens.  OxyBob

Ps; OJ telled me to tell you that his computter is broke down agane. He muss be looking at that porn stuff agane and he got bugs in it. I gess thats better than in his pants! He will try to post frum his frends computer soon.

Pss; I will be back in the US on Thersday. I cant wate. Me an OJ are going fishing but his arm is still injerd so I will haff to do every thing but im use to it!!!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/17/2007 2:53:35 PM   
bfcuzin


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Status: offline 		Marty that is a good idea to put OJ in that caje wen hes drunk. Bedder yet may be we shood put his crazzy gerlfrend in so she dont beet him up agane! I gess I wood ride in it to if that was my only ride to go fishen!  CUZ

PS: OJ if your back frum vacashen call me. I gotta date with the crazzy lady on Friday! Let me no if your mad and I will brake it............................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/17/2007 4:09:00 PM   
T.T.

 

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Good luk wit that, and watch yer bak, cuz she mite put a blade in it.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/18/2007 5:34:47 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		CUZ you are crazzy if you go out with that nutty womans! You shood stay away frum her.  OxyBOB

Ps;I am leefing in the morning for the good old USA. I will stay at Mummys for a cuppel days to help her from the rekinball axsident coz OJ is never arownd to help. OJ I hope your arm is bedder so I dont haff to do all the werk wen we go fishin.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/18/2007 10:55:33 PM   
T.T.

 

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/19/2007 12:56:02 AM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		Bonvoyaje evry one! Leafing for the air port in a fwew minits. Hope to see sum of you in Erie. OxyBob

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/23/2007 11:10:56 AM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		Hello evry one- I am happy to say that I am in the good ol USA! Mummy is doing bedder frum the axsident. I gave her a fwew neck rubbs and she is geting fisical therapy. She is a littel mad at OJ for not helpping her. He did stop by yesterday be for we went to the mowntins thou. We stoped by the mowntin bar and they had a motersicel washing fund razer by hot bakini gerls and pickel and peech eating contests to. It was wild. OJ won the peech eatting contest! Evry one was cheering for him!!! We are going to Maryland on wendsday to fish and booze. OJ is triing to get us dates for one nite! I hope they arnt crazzy womens!  OxyBob

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/23/2007 8:34:40 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/23/2007 8:41:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hallo evrybuddy,

It has bin an offel ordeel for me.  It startid owt good on vacashen with my old gerl frend.  We went with KooKoo LaLa and her frends.  We made luv on the beech.  It wuz ossum.  Then the crazie abyoosiv woman startid callen me coz she wuz jellis.  Wen I came home I met her and we met.  She startid to beet me up agane and puncht me in my soar arm.  Then sum uther crazy gerl in the parkeng lot tride to atack me to becoz she thot I wuz beeting her up.  To make a long storie short she cald the cops and I have bin in the Pitsberg jale ever sinse.

OJ

PS  Now I hav to go to cort but she keeps askeng for a contiyouence.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/23/2007 9:29:14 PM   
tippy-toe


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OJ, whatch owt for ur kornhole in jale

PS OJ u shood stay eway frum womens for a wile, try gerkin off with ur good arm

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/28/2007 7:34:32 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		We are back frum deep creek lake. We cot a tun of perch sum basses a cuppel wall eyes a pike and a musky. OJ got reel drunk evvry nite and we got lost on the lake coz he drove the rong way in a rane storm. The bess thing was meeting the too hottess womens in the Honey Bar. They stayed at are cabin for the nite and we both got lukky!! Mine was hotter than his but his had the biggess boosims.  One moor day befor I go back to Franse.  OxyBob

Ps; OJ sayed he will make a post shortley

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/28/2007 8:51:19 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		Hallo evrywun,

We are juss sitten hear at the traylor on the dek.  I am drenking wisky and OB is drenking vodka.  Thoze too womans that we met in Deap Creak shode up hear to saprize us.  I thinck thay enjoyd are luvin lass nite.  I thinck mine wuz hoter that his thou.

OJ

PS  That crazy gerl that got me arestid had the nerv to call me five timez on Thersday nite.  She wuz drunck owt of her mind.  I tole her that I wuz up at Larel Hill Creak fishen and wuz goyng to the Mownten Bar and she sed she wuz comen up on Friday.  I'me shore she wuz mad wen I wuzent thare.

PPs Tippy yor probley rite but my left hand dont werk to good as my rite.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/28/2007 9:23:28 PM   
pghmarty


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Status: online 		I lik the Honi-Honi Bar
Bimboz, Boats and Booze my favorite combination.

Swat on the water did not like my boat down there.
Too Loud, Too Fast and just a general nucince iz what they called it.
Or waz that about me?

I might be allowed in maryland again soon!


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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/30/2007 11:37:58 PM   
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http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/wildcamgrizzlies/index.html

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/3/2007 11:09:45 AM   
OXYBOB

 

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I am glad to be back in Urope coz OJ made me drink evry nite. He made me do all the bad things he doez like chase womens (good akchewally), drink booz and beer and smoke sigars! I was glad to go back to werk to get sum rest! He still hazent fixt his computer but sayed he wood soon. He had a barbeeQ at his traylor for Mummys berthday. I coodent belief it. He even bot her a cupel new sherts for her gift!  OxyBob

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/5/2007 2:32:31 PM   
bfcuzin


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Status: offline 		OJ- Mummy buged my boy to cut her grass for too days. He told her she wood cut it on Sunday and this mornning he went over to cut her grass one of the nayber kids was cutting it. He was pi$$t and sayed he aint cuttin it agane. Plus she only pays him $10 and it takes him over a hower to cut it and weed that jungle! I think she shood get a goat!  CUZ

PS: I am a littel diserpointed that you and OB dident let me go fishing with you. I hope your not using me!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/6/2007 3:44:30 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		Cuz- If your son wood show up wen he is sapose to then Mummy woodent haff to have sum one els cut her grass. Lass time he cut the grass he stept in dog crap and trakt it all over her porch and in her traylor. She had to get the carpets cleened and she sayed he must have stepped in cow crap thare was so much! She also cot him peeing in the front yard. You shood teech him manners.  OxyBob

Ps; I went to Amsterdam with my frends this week end and saw a lot of crazy stuff. I lost a lotta sleep! OJ wants me to take him thare but I am scard to go with him coz he drinks to much and will want to go to the coffee shops and red lite districk to pick up the womans! 

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/7/2007 7:20:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		Here is another fishing report. The bear wins.

FLATFISH .......... ERIE FITCHEN SCOWT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqVQ7WVkS2o&mode=related&search=

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/8/2007 2:12:41 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		I think Oj and his gerfrend are fiteing agane coz he hasent fixt his computter yet or called me sinse I bin back to Franse. Evry time they fite he juss goes up the mowtanes by him self and drinks with thoze pickel eaters in the mowntane bar.  OxyBob

Ps; Cuz if you hear frum OJ let me no. He will probbly stop by the club.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/9/2007 7:41:41 AM   
bfcuzin


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Status: offline 		Cuzin Bob, I dident go to the club this week and I havent herd frum OJ eether. Sum one telled me that he got in a fite and rehert his arm but I dont no if it is trew. Lass time I saw him he was drunk as a skunk at the club and he sayed his women was getting on his nervs agane. He needs to stay away from all women!  CUZ

PS: You bedder wach your self wen he comes to vizit you or you will end up in jale!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/9/2007 3:20:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		I heard he was in the slammer! My friend said he saw him doing a sobriety test on the side of the road. He was touching his cheek instead of his nose and walked in circles instead of a straight line. He said the cop was laughing at him.  What a bunch of Dopes!   Pish

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/11/2007 10:55:04 AM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		Pish your stewpid! OJ calt me lass nite frum his sell fone and he wasent even drunk. Stop making roomers you trubel maker! He sayed he is trying to get sum one to fix his computer so he can post agane.

Ps; OJ telled me to tell evrry one that he plans to fish everry week end starting in Oktober. He wants me to ask all the OBFC members who else wants to be fishing scowts beside flatfish and werm waster.  OxyBob

Pss; he also sayed to tell FF and WW thst they will be the scowt leeders!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/12/2007 8:13:43 AM   
bfcuzin


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Status: offline 		OB - I was with OJ this week coz he is helpping me move. Im moving owt of town. OJ is reel sad and doezent want me to leav. He even started crying but tryed to ack like he had sum thing in his eye. I think he is stil deprest coz of his problims with his gerlfrend!  You bedder tock to him.  CUZ

PS: OJs old crezzy gerlfrend threttend me on friday nite and sayed if I dident tell her OJs new fone number that she wood beet me worser than she beet OJ. I sayed I dident no it and she smact me in the back of the hed and throwed her beer on me. She scares me! I didnt tell her thow.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/15/2007 11:17:22 AM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		Im going with my frends JockHenry and Pierre to the sowth of France (Neese) and then to Lake Garda in Itally. We will stop in Monnaco to. They telled me that the womans dont ware tops on any of the beeches in the sowth of Franse. We are piching a tent in Itally at a camp grownd. I hope its not to hot. The gerls we met in Crowasha mite meet us in Itally. I hope so coz they wer hot!  OxyBob

Ps; OJ Did you get your pass port yet? I hope so or you wont be abel to come to Urope. You bedder check on it!

Pss; FF & WW - Any steelheds in the steems yet. Keep me posted so I can skedjule a meeting in the US?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/15/2007 2:50:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		OxyBob,

I just wanted you to know that Me and OJ went fishing at Deep Creek and he stayed at my camp. We had a good time and didn't even fight. He got drunk but not as bad as usual. He didn't even make fun of me this time. 

Tone

PS: I hope you get to see some nice TT's on your trip. Bring your binoculars!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/15/2007 4:23:55 PM   
T.T.

 

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/16/2007 6:52:05 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		Well evrybuddy.  I'me owt of the slammir.  I have bin kleerd of all charjis.  I cald up my abyosiv gerlfrend and thankt her fer not pressin charjis on me and then tole her I nevir wunt to sea or here frum her agane.  I tole her that I wood nevir call her agane and if she calz me I wheel not anser.  She sed that nex time she seez me she is goyng to beet the krap owt of me.  Then she sed she wuz teemen up with that uther syko woman I yoost to dait.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/18/2007 10:21:26 AM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		Well that lastid one day till she cald me up.  She sed she wunted to meat me owt for a drinck but I tole her I wuz goyng to go to the klub.  She got bard frum thare becoz she got drunck and startid lots of trubbel.  That is the fifth club she is bard frum in toun.  Then she sed I wuz just goyng thare to meat sum uther women becoz I new she aynt aloud in thare.  So I hyoomerd her and sed yes that is why.  Then she sed she wood be wating owtside wen I came owt and wuz goyng to beet the $hit owt of me.  I dint leeve till aftir 3:00 AM and wen I left she wuz asleepen in her car in the parkeng lot.  I kwietly snuk in my truck startid it up and peel owt wile I wuz bloweng the horn and laffing reel lowd.  She nevir did cetch up to me.  Ha Ha

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/18/2007 10:27:52 AM   
pghmarty


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Nxt time she beats U up pay xtra and have her tie you up first.

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