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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/18/2007 2:04:53 AM   
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OJ-You no that the ekolli in the lake was not frum me it was frum the hot water. Any way I shower evry other day so I dont smel like the French so dont werry a bowt your pool!  OxyBob

Ps; How is your arm? I hope you get rid of your werd gerlfrend and stay with your old gerlfrend coz she is crazzy. Your lukky she dident hert you worser than braking your arm! Did she dammaje your van? You no how thoze kind of peepel get super natrul stenth wen they get drunk or on dope! Wach your self...


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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/18/2007 4:21:57 PM   
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OJ your a reel duma$$. I told you to stay away frum that siikoo! You dident belief me wen I sayed she was hitting on me at the club or wen I saw her trying to hit on Tone. All you saw was thoze big buzims and that wild sex. You bedder go get checked for herpees coz sumone telled me she had a big sorr on her lip the uther day. The same guy told me that she bit sum guys ear off a few yeers ago to. Your lucky this wich only broke your arm.    CUZ

PS: I gess Ill have to go fishin with my boy. Can I come with you and OxyBob wen you fish in Maralind?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/19/2007 9:58:02 AM   
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OB, my arm is steel soar.  I dont no how long I wheel be in this cast.  As fer my van the side mirr is hangeng thare by a wire, the wind sheeld wiper is ript off, thare are dents in the back door frum ware she thru beer bottels at it and skraches on the door ware she beet it with the wiper blade she broke off.  She shore did git sum super powerz.

BFC, She mite be a drunken crazy womin but she dint hit on you or Tone.  She hates you both.  The soar on her lip onley lasts a cuppel daze then it goze away.  As fer the Marlend trip to Marelend. NO WAY!  You shorely not comeng with us and neether is Tone.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/19/2007 3:33:33 PM   
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OJ- I a gree they aint comming with us becoz we all most got lucky lass yeer until Tone got mad at thoze sexxy gerls for trying to pick us up and not him. He all so mooched a free nite stay! Pluss I dont want BFC tacking his teeth out and imbareassing us or Tone wineing all day and nite. May be we will invite your old gerl frend and Jen. She bin calling me agane.  OxyBob

Ps; I hope you prest charjes on that crazzy women!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/20/2007 4:33:32 PM   
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Yes member how mad Tone got wen that gerl maid fun of him and we all laft?  And we cot all thoze wallize till he came and maid us fish his way.  I'me glad I havent tocked to him latley.

OJ

PS  I did prest chargiz agenst her.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/21/2007 12:16:48 AM   
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fishing for whales .......... flatfish

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/21/2007 1:09:46 PM   
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FF, That wuz a pritty cool videyo.  Thanks fer sharron.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/21/2007 3:32:51 PM   
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I am tired coz I had to go to Parris for a meeting then i had to go to Mallon Itly to pick up sum speshal grapes for a sampel wine. I stayed one nite and had to drive home. Weeew it was hot thare 98 F. I ate a reel good meel and had sum good wine. Dont say any thing but it is much bedder than are wine.  OxyBob

Ps; OJ- I thot that videeo was funny to but who is Sharron. Did FF set you up with a nuther gerlfrend?

Pss; Me and JackHenry and a cupel other frends are going to Crowasha four vacashen nexx week. They sayed it is reel nise there but I herd thare is a war going on. I hope they are teezing me!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/21/2007 4:56:03 PM   
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OB, you are a man of the werld.  You travle all over the plase.  I wood stay owt of Crowasha thou.  Izent that ware that Slobodin Milosovicks is the emperer?  You gonna end up in a consenchrashen camp.

OJ

PS  FF Dint fix me up with no gerl dummy.  I tole him thanks fer sharrin the videyo with are club membirs.

PPS  I steel sea that you havent figyured owt how to make a pickcher under yor name.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/22/2007 4:19:35 PM   
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OJ- I think that slobadon guy was put in jale and dide. My frend telled me that he was frum Yougoslobia. I think that is nexx door to croasha. We are leafing in the morning any ways.  Wish me luck!!  OxyBob

Ps; I gave up on that stuppid pickcher. I tryed so many times and even did what TT and Marty telled me to do but it still dident werk!


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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/23/2007 12:33:29 AM   
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OxyBob,

Good luck on your vacashen. Make shore you dont get run over by a tank. May be you shood of gon to Irack insted of Croasha for a more relaxxing vacashen. Have fun!   Cuz

PS: I saw OJ at the club lass nite. He was drunk and letting evry one sine his cast. He was telling evry one that he did it lifting wates. He sayed he was cerling 80 pownd dum bells. Hes the dumbell.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/25/2007 4:32:58 PM   
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BFC,  I wuz ashaimed to tell evry buddy that my crazie x-gerlfrend beet me up.  I got my cast off to day.  I have a prosteteck davise on thare now for for weaks.  It herts reely bad.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/25/2007 5:03:00 PM   
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Next time she beats U up pay Xtra to have her ty U up first! 

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/26/2007 1:55:49 AM   
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She beet me up agane.  I'me so stoopid.  I have to go to sleap now.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/26/2007 2:09:00 AM   
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  Is this U OJ? 

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/26/2007 9:28:47 AM   
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I dont look that bad but my good arm is soar frum bloking her punchiz.  Ow it herts wen I tipe.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/26/2007 10:07:34 PM   
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OJ,,, Ey howp she is wurth it... she beter swalo, end cup the bals

OB,,, yuo beter tel yor brather too find a nother gurl

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/27/2007 12:00:22 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: OxyJohn

She beet me up agane.  I'me so stoopid.  I have to go to sleap now.

OJ

Doez she hav a younger sister?

Preferby 1 thit iz still trainable.


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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/27/2007 12:37:11 PM   
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Tippy, she shore wuzent werth it.  She wuzent so grate in bed ether.  I sended her a videyo clip of me and sum uther woman and told her this is how it wuz saposed to be dun and now she sed sheze goyng to beet the krap owt of me nex time she sees me.  We are shorely dun now.  She went bak to her old boyfrend and I am goyng bak with my old gerlfrend.  It wuz nise wile it lastid but now its over.

Marty, dont ask.  The hole famley is crazy frum the muther on down.  Momma older sis and her are sykotik drunks, yunger sis is a krak hed, and bro is in jale.  I woodent even fix up BFC with any of them.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/27/2007 9:25:27 PM   
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OxyDuud John, pleez stae awae frum her.  Eye feel badd efery time Eye reed abowt yoo geting beet up.  Dont bee a viktim. 

Didnt AC/DC rite a song abowt geting rid ov a woomin lyke her?

"concrete shooz. sianide. HIGH VOLTAGE!"

BTW- Eye kot sum wallI's with worm_waster the uther dae.  Eye aint eated won uf those in abowt 15 yeers.  They is goood.  He iz a gooood fischin' duud.  yoo shood be proud to haf him in yer klub.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/28/2007 8:57:06 AM   
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TT,

Thanks fer yer cunsern.  I think I took cair of the problim at leest at the klub.  I got her bard from thare.  I had to sleap with the womans oxzillery prezident thou.  She is big and fat but it wuz werth it.  Now I can go drinck in piece and not werry abote getting atakt.  She cald my cell fone this morneng but I dint anser.  She left a hatful skreeming messaje and I got scaired.

I am prowd to have both of you gys in are klub.  Ware did you ketch them?  I love to eat wallize and perch.  Yummy!  I wood like to go fishen but I will have this big brase on my arm for a long time.  I hope thay takr iy off befor OxyBobcome hoam.

OJ 

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/30/2007 10:34:15 AM   
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Hallo evryone. I am home frum a grate vacashen in Croasha. Me and JockHenry met too buteeful womans from Croasha (Goysha and Annalis))and spent five days with them on the iland of Merter. We met them at the beech and they wer toples and they came over to us and ast if they cood use are inter tubes and that was all it taked coz I felt in love immeediattly and so did JH. They stayed with us a fwew nites and we stayed with them for a cuppel. We rented a boat and drove to a cuppel eyelands that no one lived on. We ate the bess skwid I ever had evry nite. We tryed to water ski but I coodent git up and now I am reel sore. Yesterday me and Goysha went skinny dippin in the Ajean See and had a nise time. I got sun bernt but it was werth it if you no what I meen. I haff to say that I think I am in luve! Goysha wants to come and vizit me in Franse this summer. The only problem is that I thinck that she thincks I am French coz she sayed that the French are such good luvvers so I dident tell her that I was Amarican yet. I speeked a littel French to her becoz she liked it and dident under stand it so I reely dident no wat I was saying to her. Jock wood wisper sum things to me wen she wazent looking and I wood tell her later that it ment she was prety and her hare was butiful and things like that.  Do you think I shood tell her the trooth? OxyBob

Ps; OJ wen will you evver learn to stay away from thoze crazzy womans? That is the therd time I can remimber you gitting attacked by sikko woman that needed medical atenshen. Member wen that crazy gerl Carmel beat you with that big stick and you had to get stichis in you back and that uther gerl Sharmane shot you in the head with a BB gun coz you grabed her buzzims? 

Pss; you bedder get heeled befor I git home coz I no you will juss make me drink all day if you cant fish!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/30/2007 12:20:46 PM   
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OB,

You are rite.  She keeps bothereng me.  That ugly fat marreed women frum the klub duz to.  Now thay are both fiteng over me.  I'me staying with my old gerlfrend.

OJ

PS  Glad you had fun in Creasha.  We are goyng to sea the Clarks tonite with my long lost sun and his frends.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/30/2007 2:32:13 PM   
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OJ - why wood you go with all thoze peepel just to see clark bars beeing made? That seems boring to me but it is bedder than you going to the club and getting beet up a gane.  I will try to up load a pickcher of Goysha in her bathing sewt. You will see that she is reeley HOT!   OxyBob



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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/30/2007 5:09:15 PM   
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The Clarks iz a Picksberg band.
Don't yinnz no dat?



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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/1/2007 1:57:50 AM   
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OxyBob- I just got back frum the club and saw your post. Is that hare under her arms or are thare teranchallas nesting in her arm pitts? Ewwwwwww you have a speshel taste in wimmen!   Did she have BO to? How did she like your back hare and mole?   CUZ

Ps; OJ your crazzy laddy tryed to enter the club to nite but your fat gerl frend bar tendir woodent let her in. The sikko started beeting on the door and they had to call the cops. She keeped yelling ware is OJ I no hes in thare!!! You bedder wach your self!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/2/2007 2:49:10 PM   
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Big Fat Cuzin - Why you haff to try and rooin evry thing? She was hot and I never even notissed the hare under her arms in fack I dident care any wayz. She liked my harry back coz evry time we wnt swimming she wood brush it to the side and she never even menshend my mole. You are juss jellus coz you cant get any womens coz you dont haff any teeth!  YOU STINK!   OxyBob

Ps; why dont you go out with OJs X gerl frend so she can beet you up 

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/3/2007 5:24:33 PM   
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WHAT A BUNCH OF JACKA$$'$!

OxyBob - You sure know how to pick the women. Did you check her pants for a banana?
OJ - Your a real Puss for getting beat up by a woman. You need to spend time in jail to toughen up!
BFC - Your OK
PG Marty - Your a pervert and a computer nerd!
TT - You look funny and say dumb things
FF - Your a bad scout
Bankman Tone - Your Gay

Where is Sirfishalot and Gene Hackman?

Yours Truely   Pish

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/3/2007 9:19:36 PM   
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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/4/2007 2:08:46 AM   
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Marty dont pay any atenshen to Pish he is a trubel maker! He muss of been back in jale agane coz I havent herd frum him in a wile.  OxyBob

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