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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/14/2009 8:01:29 AM

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Dubrldecker me an OJ go to that bar everry time we go fishin at whipkey dam. We have lots a fun in thare an no lots a peepels in that bar. The bartender with the bad leg is a reely nise ladey. Thoze sisters that own the bar are ok but they are crabby sum times. The locals are pretty nise as long as you dont make trubbel. My frend rote my name on the bath room wall this past fishin seezon coz me an OJ were teezing him.

Ps; OJ ware ya bin?

avter canooing 9 miles down de yauk fichen, we hit da bar. itz was rozies 9 yearz dar!! free vittles & tree dudes sang & played good oldie tunes. goodz stuff!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/14/2009 6:54:29 PM

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Dubbeltape,

I am a regyuler in that bar. Rozie is vary nise. She is my buddie. I no sum guy in thare that maiks moon shines. Wow! Lass time OB wuz in thare thou he almose got kikt owt. After he rote his name on the bath room wall he rote on the sine abote imployeze washin thare hands. He maid it say "Imployeze must wash hands and balz befor reterning to werk". Then he maid me sneek in the womens room and rite "Imployeze must wash hands and vajinaz befor reterning to werk".

OJ

PS OB, thoze smart carz are stoopid. Yor mole wont even fit in one.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/14/2009 7:21:03 PM

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Then he maid me sneek in the womens room and rite "Imployeze must wash hands and vajinaz befor reterning to werk".

OJ,

OB sOunds lIk a bAd innfluince on yu.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/15/2009 7:30:29 AM

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OK I confess up that I rote my name in the bathrume but I was verry entoxickaded frum the moon shine. I nevver telled OJ to rite that uther stuff on the wall but I haff to admit it was funny. We came back a cuppel days latter an thare was a note that sayed Pleeze leaf your sharpys at home. Haha jokes on them coz we dident evvin carve are names in the wall - we uzed a marker.

Ps; I think my name is on a cuppel condum mashines in uther bars to.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/15/2009 10:33:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: OXYBOB

Ps; I think my name is on a cuppel condum mashines in uther bars to.

i thinks i seen it "f'oxybobs frenchy tiklers!"
i didnt no ya had yur own brand

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/15/2009 12:44:44 PM

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OB, a sharpee is a marker not a nife you dummie.

DubbelT, He rote his name on the condum mashine in the Larel Mownten Inn to. Did you sea the horney gote weed in the masheen in the Rodehows bar?

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/16/2009 7:53:21 AM

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OB, a sharpee is a marker not a nife you dummie.

DubbelT, He rote his name on the condum mashine in the Larel Mownten Inn to. Did you sea the horney gote weed in the masheen in the Rodehows bar?

OJ

O I dident no that a marcker wuz cald a sharper. I lernt sum thing to day. I still dont no wy they call it that coz it aint verry sharp. I think the mashine at the Larel Mowntane Inn was the ferst time I rote my name on a cundum mashine. That was a long long time a go and it was still thare lass yeer. If I buy a cundum an get lukky I sine the mashine.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/16/2009 12:36:25 PM

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I juss red in the paper that the Pensilvanya Fish Camishen got 4.5 millyen dollers to fix the dam on Duch Fork Lake. Me and OB yoost to go fishen thare wen we wer yung.

OJ

PS Thare probley aynt to many condum masheens with OBs name on it.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/16/2009 12:56:00 PM

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PS Thare probley aynt to many condum masheens with OBs name on it.

You no that thare are at leest three juss up the mowntanes. I have a lots more in Urope pluss I dont juss buy them frum the cundun mashine.....YOU STINK OJ why you haff to try to make fun of me all a time? At leest all my womans had teath! Your steel mad coz I had the twins!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/17/2009 10:08:49 AM

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ORIGINAL: OxyJohn

OB, a sharpee is a marker not a nife you dummie.

DubbelT, He rote his name on the condum mashine in the Larel Mownten Inn to. Did you sea the horney gote weed in the masheen in the Rodehows bar?

OJ

i did cee da peckerfly cup atopp da mashine. dat place muss be enviromentally <spellen?) frendly!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/20/2009 9:46:16 PM

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OJ I will be comming home tomarow nite to vizit Mummy. She sayed she mist me and wunted tocook for me. She sayed you nevver come over to her traylor any more. May be we can go to the club on Satterday.

Ps; May be the BFC and Tone can stop at the club an fite agane. We can determin wonse and ferral who is the champ. I think that wood be good ennertanement.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/21/2009 11:57:33 AM

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Hay Bankman Tone (AKA Fly Fase),

Satterday Nite (9;00) be hind the club! Its time to rezolv this wonse and four all.

Bankman Tone will get smasht like a FLY on Satterday nite!

PS: Did any won tell you that You look like the guy from the movy "The FLY"

BFC

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/21/2009 12:54:00 PM

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IF YOU WANT TO MEET ME SATURDAY THEN I WILL BE THERE YOU BIG FAT TERD! I am sick of you and will teach you a lesson this weekend. I hope OJ, OB, your slutty step dotter and ugly wife are there to wittness your **** woopin! I have had enough of your stupid BS. You better borrow your Big Fat Sons football gear because you will need it.

ps: I will be stinging you like a FLY on saturday. The buzzzzz you hear will be my fist flying into your fat head!

Tone

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/22/2009 9:43:16 AM

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Well evrybudy OB is hear at my traylor. He blue Mummie off agane and caim strate hear to get intocksaketed. We are sitten on my porch rite now. We cant wate for the fite tonite behine the klub. Its gonna be a good wun coz Tones bin trayning like krazy. I put that Rocky song on my ipod and let him borow it. He ran up the steps of the libary and then danst arownd with his hands in the air.

OJ

PS Wheel let you no how it goze.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/22/2009 10:09:49 AM

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Ya shood videar tape the fite and post it on yutube.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/22/2009 12:25:27 PM

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Mowten Man, thats a grate ideya. I'me gonna so to my naybers and sea if heel let me borow his videyo camra. He mite not let me thou coz lass time I maid a homade pornow and for got to take it owt. He got mad at me coz he cot his wife wotching it and now she keaps flerting with me. She tole him to take sum lessens frum me.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/23/2009 12:43:37 PM

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oops

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/23/2009 12:47:56 PM

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Befor I leaf OJs traylor I wunted to up date you all on the fite. OJ made me drink two much agane an made me chase more hoars lass nite. Mummy was mad coz we wer sappozed to go ovver for dinner an OJ woodent leaf the bar.

Well I haff to say that the fite was a good won. Unforchinatley the best fite was affer the mane event with the BFCs wife an Bankman Tones fionsay. Tone was thare promppley at 9 oclock. The BFC was late and came by 9 fiftean. Tone sayed ' you reddy?' and as sune as the BFC sayed bring it on Tone popped him in the lips and the BFC tript over his baggy pants. Tone pownsed like a cat an busted up the BFC. The BFC got a fwew good punchez in to and but keeped pulling Tones hare to get free. Tone was to much for him and the BFC finaly sayed I GIVE.

The reel acshin starded wen the BFCs ugly wife tryed to kick Tone wile he was doun. Tones fiyonsay attaked her puncht her in the ribs -puld her shert off -scrached her fase-puld her hare and bloodyed her lip. She dident haff a bra on and the site was atroshus - Eeeewwww!
So the offishal winners are BANKMAN TONE AND his Fiyonsay! Congraduashens Bankman!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/27/2009 10:06:13 PM

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I mite of losst this rownd but I will be reddy for the nexx won. By the way my wife hit me more that Tone did on the way home coz she was mad that I let him win.

PS: If I dident slip that littel fly woodent had a chanse. Your mine nexx time Flyboy! Ask your fiyonsay how her big fat lip feels. Mrs BFC won her fite!

CUZ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/27/2009 10:41:38 PM

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FITCHEN REPORT ......... IM GOWIN FITCHEN IN THE LAKE ERIE THIS WEEKEND IN A BOAT. I'LL GIVE A REEPORT ON MONDAY

FLATFISH ........ FITCHERMAN

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/31/2009 8:41:14 PM

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I stopped by the club last nite and the BFC was there. I walked right by him and he woodent even look at me. He still had a bit of a black (yellow) eye. What a big fat looser. His big fat wife was there and kept staring at me. Maybe she was hot for me. My fionsay told her to quit starring or she wood tern her eye lids inside out. She mumbles something and then they left.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/31/2009 10:24:54 PM

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Wow Tone yor tuf. I wish I wuz thare so I cood have instagatid anuther fite. Now thats ennertanement.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/1/2009 8:29:35 PM

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Bankman - I tocked to a few guys in the club and they sayed your fionce left with the BFC the othet nite. Ewwww you got BFC germs! I think the BFC got more than evven with you Tone. He nose how to hit you ware it hurts!

Pish

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/2/2009 10:28:27 PM

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Pish,

It wuz peesful with owt you on are string. Ware ya bin prizen agane? OB will tell you Go Sleap!

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/3/2009 8:14:34 PM

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Pish,

It wuz peesful with owt you on are string. Ware ya bin prizen agane? OB will tell you Go Sleap!

OJ

I have bin staying at Mummys traylor! She said that you never come over to visit so I went over and stayed for a few weeks. She told me not to tell you and mole head coz she new you wood be mad. You mad?

Your new step-brother,

Pish

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/3/2009 11:15:22 PM

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IM GOWIN FITCHEN THIS WEEKEND, I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW EYE DO.

FLATFISH ........... LAKE ERIE FITCHERMAN

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/4/2009 4:34:59 AM

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I fissed fer tha firs thyme in a lawng while today. Caught too wallize an sum rok basses.
Nise weigh ta spend tha affernun.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/4/2009 6:13:47 AM

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I got the erj to fish this week to so affer werk I went to a crick by my traylor and starded fishing. I was caching them like crazzy. Then too guys with guns came ovver to me an aksed me what the he!! i waz dooing. I sayed fishing why? They sated this is a hecherry. They teld me to get out now an if they sea me agane they will give me a $1200 fine an take my zebco an takelbox. I was pretty scarred. I nevver nowed it was part of the hacherry. No wunder I was caching so manny littel trowts in Septemmer.

Ps; Pish GO SLEEP - YOU STINK! Mummy thinks YOU STINK two!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/4/2009 7:44:54 AM

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I wood go fissen thar agan. I wood lik sumone ta gave me 1200 dolers for fine fissen.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/6/2009 7:11:56 PM

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Pish, Yor stoopid.

OB, Yor stoopid to for fishen in a hatree.

Tone, Yor stoopidest for goyng to Erie and not askin me to go with you.

OJ

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