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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/15/2008 12:38:49 PM

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I just got back ....... the criks are WAY to clear I went to trout run to see hundreds of fitch. But they don't hit anything because the lake is clearer than the cricks. Here is an artikool about alaska steelheads...

http://www.adn.com/outdoors/story/553614.html

Flatfish ...... erie fitchen scowt

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/17/2008 8:23:16 PM

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Hallo evry buddy frum Erie,

OB is mad at me. I tole him we wer goyng to the hospitel for Mummies mole removel oprashen. Then I droav strate to Elk Creak and put my leeky waders on. OB wuz fyooryus at me but put on his new waders. I cot 8 fish and OB cot 6. It wuz vary windie and the waters was bloweng bakwerds. Then OB startid yelling at me abote Mummie. He gaiv me a choyse to eether go to the hospetel or the Manchesar hoal. It wuz a hard dasishen so I choze the Manchstar hoal. We cot fish the ress of the day.

OJ

PS Now we juss shired and I have the choyse to eether go to the hospitel or to the Avoneya Tavern. Wear goyng to the Avoneya Taven.

PPS At leest it dark now and I dont hav to here OB telling me abote all the graip vinyerds and wine tock like corkeng and paking.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/17/2008 10:59:23 PM

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We juss got bak frum the Avonya tevern an OJ wunse agane lyed and dident take me to see Mummy at the hospidal. She is cumming home tomarro so he has to pick her up at 2 a clock. We are going to Elk Crick in the mornin an then to go git her. I cald her to tell her we woodent see her at the hospital an I no she was up set but Mummy nevver says any thing. OJ piked sum hoar up an dropt me off an they went to the Oasis nite clibe. He wunts me to go back thare to morrow to sea the Thirst N How band.

Ps; OJs wadders dident haff a hole in them. I think he dident pull them down far enuff an peed in them. An he says the BFC is dum! I hope he gets the bugs agane tonite an iches all day wile we are fishing. HE STINKS!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/17/2008 11:37:27 PM

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U guise r gud suns. Tel mummies i dun sent my luv shot out on her mole.

Hoountin report:::::

Seed 12 dear yesturday 3 buck all smaal doodies{fuorkhorn 4,smaal 5,an 6 poynt baskit rake} all under thu 4 poynt on won side deal. I pourd dear pee neir me staind but spilt sum in me mouth frum my tyretts sindrum, tastee like uh drunk Germun broad really BAD. Gay muzzy loaders be ought tumorrow, weir ur blaise orainge if u bow huntin. Them seasins shuldint ovurlappy too much regulashuns an sillie ruls. Guud luks evurbodie, stay safely.

PSS If you uns git neir a skrawny punk wit a WWE shirt on neir thu Wallnuts Wall, throw his azz in. He is goins to snag my bote sumday he tells me in PM. He is lil bitch an named FishOn4me. I pays ewe of course $5 a dunk an $15 a punch. I looks fur him next seasin, my times now huntin.

God bless an ketch sum stellhed take piktures!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/18/2008 10:17:03 PM

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Well it waz a gowd day! I had to pull OJ owt of bed this mornin coz he got all entoxikaded with hoars lass nite at the Oasis nite club an had a hard time gitting up at 5 oh clock to go fishin but he manijed. He cot 7 fishes an I cot 5 at Elk Crik. I made him leaf to go pick up mummy frum the hospital. She is fine an has a big bandije on her hed. The dockter sayed she will be fine. She is on pane medison so I hope OJ dont tty to steel them.

We waded at the parking lot for Flatfish and any won els that wanted to meet us but no buddy showd up. We wer verry diserpoined. We wated for a wile an then had to leaf to pick up Mummy. We came back an fished agane arownd 4 Oh clock. We will fish to marrow morning an then we have to have lunch with Mummy and hed home.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/19/2008 8:37:46 PM

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FF, ware wer you? OB wuz wocking all arownd the parkeng lot yelleng yor name "Flatfish Flatfish ware are you its me OxyBob".

Fisheng report for today....We had nonstopt ackshen frum ferst lite to abote 8:30 at Elk Creak and then thay shut off. We leff arownd 9:15 and OB wunted to go to the Manchester Hoal agane. I tole him I wood folow him thare and wen he ternd off of root 5 I juss kepp goyng strate to 79 Sowth and hedded haom for a rondayvoo with one of my hoars. He muss hav bin mad coz he kepp trying to call my sell fone but I dint anser.

OJ

PS It wuz a nise fyoo daze of fisheng thou axcepp for Mummies mole removel.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/20/2008 10:31:13 AM

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Im sorry I could't make it my son (BEN) got married this weekend. I am leaving now to go up to fish for a couple of days

FLATFISH ........ erie fitchen scowt

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/20/2008 9:10:01 PM

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FF, I gess yor suns weddeng is slitley moar importent than meating me and OB four the ferst time. OB wuz reely diserpoyntid thou. He mite meat me thare one moar time this yeer dependeng on how the corkeng and paking bizness is goyng owt eeast.

OJ

PS Maik shore you give us a good fishen report thou.

PPS Bankman Tone wheel be up thare nex weak end. He will be at the Elk Creak Axsess so juss yell for him and may be you cood meat him.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/20/2008 10:09:36 PM

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FF- I was disserpoined like OJ says but I unnerstand coz if I had a sun I wood probbly go to his wedding ferst to. To bad OJ choozed fishing over vizitting Mummy in the hospitool thou. He got me in trubbel with her but she new that he woodent take me to go see her wen the fishing is gowdder than uzhual. Mummy had to go back to the dockter today to get the puss draned frum her insizhun. It got swelld up an the stichis broke. She is OK now that she is on antibionics.

Ps; I dident reelize how much I mist fishin. I think sumwon shood cleen the creeks like I use to thou! I saw lotsa garbije on the grownd.

Pss; FF Tone will be the short skinny guy that uzes powwer bate in the mud hole. He will be the won complaneing abowt evry thing and will leaf by 10 o clok to go home to woosh his clothes

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/21/2008 7:36:39 PM

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FITCHEN REPORT ........... WW CRICK

WOW WHAT A DAY I GOT ONE FITCH AFTER ANOTHER. ALL ON MY FARORITE FITCHEN LURE.

I WAS GOING TO FITCH THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS BUT HAD TO COME HOME BECAUSE OF A UNEXPECTED DEATH IN THE FAMILY.

FLATFISH ......... HEAD EIRE FITCHEN SCOWT

PS ...... GOING BACK UP FRIDAY

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/21/2008 10:02:39 PM

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OB,
Eye wuz glad ewe got two go fitchin, eye wood goe krazy if eye culdn't fitch & hunt ass much ass eye wunted two. Eye wuz aslo upset to heer that thare wuz so much gar bage layin around. Mabee ewe shuld try sum uv that "Spot Burnin" evry won is tawkin about that sounds liek it wood tak kare uv tha garbage fast an ewe wood have a fire to stay warm by, an lotz uv wadder two put it owt with.

How did BFC do on tha trip nowon menshioned him much? Gud luk on gittin to fitch more.

Huntin reeport.

Cince eye got mi buk, I been takin my dawter huntin. we halve ceen 9 different buks and know does this weak. she hasnt got a shot yet bekaws they were all two far four her bow.

MMOBFCBFCBS

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/22/2008 11:24:19 AM

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quote:

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How did BFC do on tha trip nowon menshioned him much? Gud luk on gittin to fitch more.

MMOBFCBFCBS

Muskky- We dident louw the BFC to go with us coz he drivez OJ crazzy. Pluss he stinks reel bad an acks stoopid wen he is sober let a lone wen he is drunk. Tone lyed to him an dident evven go. I herd that BFC waz wating at the club for Tone and he nevver showd up. BFC was sappose to drive an told Tone he coodent coz he had car trubbel - Same ol BFC!

Ps; Mummy is OK now an the mole remuval was a sucksess!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/22/2008 9:20:56 PM

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Hey Oxy Bob an OJ (aka suns of stinky muther with puss fild mole)! I dident wunt to fish with you too jerks any ways. You dont eeven no how to fish. I bet you lied abowt caching fish. You probbly juss cleened garbitch like you an your Ex-Oxy Hoar use to do. If you cot any you probly snagd them at manchesser hole or the crick at trowt run.

BFS

Ps; Tone you are a ass and I did your woman wen you wer at camp. She liket it and I mite do it agane.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/22/2008 9:57:12 PM

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Hi Evrybuddy,

I hav not bin fishen or huntin sinse myne and OBs trip. I have bin drunck and hangin owt with hoars. I wuz mose resently with OxyEx but that dint werk owt to good. I had to dump her. She got to jellis coz she ackyoozd me of looken at naked fotos of the crazy woman wile we wer havin fone sex. I dont even hav no nakid fotos of the crazy woman. I thinck I will juss consentrate on my old gerl frend and artree and steal hed sezens.

OJ

PS Im drunck rite now so I'le start in a cupple daze.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/23/2008 8:06:02 PM

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Hey Big Fat Basterd (BFB) - If I see you in the bar even near my fiance I will bust you in the mouth. She would never be seen near you. She told me that you stunk so bad the last time she saw you that she had to move on the other side of the bar.

If you actually thought that I would pick you up and take you fishing you must be stupider than you already are! Your a Big Fat Dope!

Tone

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/24/2008 7:18:56 AM

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Dont werry Tone- Ill take it eezzy on her. She is pritty good. You shoodent stay hermittized in your apartmint an cabin all the time. She injoys my luvin. You shood axk her! I woodent be sapprized if she got a tatwo on her bum that says 'BFC' Mmmmmm Mmmmm Good!

Hahahahahahhhhhaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa!

CUZ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/24/2008 11:11:37 AM

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BFC, I dont thenk that Tones feyonsay wood stoop so low. I dont no any womens who wood stoop so low axcepp for that fat gerl that gave you a recktel axzam.

The crazy women cald me lass nite. She tole me she gave orel pleshjer to sum derty guy name Choochoo to get evin with me for dumpeng her. I tole her it dint maik me mad it maid me sorry fer her fer stooping so low to git even with me.

OJ

PS Hay Tone are you steel goyng to Erie this weak end?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/24/2008 4:54:32 PM

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FITCHEN REPORT ......... TROUT RUN .........

Man what a day, the winds were out of the south all day. We kept catching one after another till my arms hurt. Sucker spawn single eggs, and 3 on peanutbutter sacs anything you throw in you got fitch. The rain is coming and were going to get hammered, then the cold and snow for a couple of days...

FLATFISH ......... HEAD EIRE FITCHEN SCOWT

PS ...... GOING BACK UP AFTER THE RAINS COME IN

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/24/2008 7:11:32 PM

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MEMBER JELLASY IS NOT HELTHY OXYJOHN!

THE RECKTOOL EXAM WAZ WERTH IT AND IT MADE A VERRY HAPPY ENDING!

BFC

PS: Tone - Ill see you woman to nite sins youll be at camp- I HOPE!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/24/2008 7:12:23 PM

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MEMBER JELLASY IS NOT HELTHY OXYJOHN!

THE RECKTOOL EXAM WAZ WERTH IT AND IT MADE A VERRY HAPPY ENDING!

BFC

PS: Tone - Ill see your woman to nite sins youll be at camp- I HOPE!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/24/2008 8:15:53 PM

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BFC You Fat Bass Terd - I am not going to camp today and I will be going to the club and if I see you I will make you remember that rectal exam except this time it will not be a hoar but a pool stick. You better hope that I dont see you and if my fiance even smells your stinky a$$ I will find the pool stick and insert it.

Tone

ps; Musky, I think you failed at your mission. the BFC is dumber than he was before you tried to help him. I think OJ told you from the begining that you would fail. Know wonder you gave up on the stinky slob!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/24/2008 8:23:11 PM

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She tole me she gave orel pleshjer to sum derty guy name Choochoo to get evin with me for dumpeng her.

Dats me! I new she wuzn;t into it. All so, I alweighs go by a fantasty name when I gets buzy with a woman. I telled her I was Ronaldo McDonaldo frum Porto Via Artso, Vaniswhalea. I make a sound ' CHOOOO!!CHOOOO!!' when i finishes.

No hard feelins OJ..

Let mE Kno/ oKK?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/25/2008 12:47:40 PM

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Nock Nock

Whos thare?

Goby

Goby who?

Goby with that hoar you dork. She has STDs and she stinks.

OJ

PS Happie fishing FF.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/25/2008 8:44:16 PM

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Is it true? I herd that The BFC gotta blak iye frum The Bankman lass nite at the club. Is it trew OJ?

Thare wonse waz a man that was a big fat winer
He went home frum the club with a big gient shinner
He tride to give the bone to the feeonsay of Bankman Tone
who got irate and hit him with a stone
and wonse agane the BFC enddid up going home all alone

Ps; Goby got clamidea now - Yuk

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/26/2008 11:09:47 AM

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Yes OB its chroo. BFC wuz trying to be smoath and rap to Tones feyonsay. Tone came in to the klub and saw him and went rite over to him an puncht him in the eye. I laft so hard wen BFC startid to kry. It wuz vary innertaneng. They both got bard fer 30 daze thou.

OJ

PS Tone all waze sed how tuff he wuz for a littel runt and now I beleef him. BFC dubbeld over like a big fat sissey.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/26/2008 5:57:54 PM

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Hey Big Fat Cuzin - Sarry to here abowt your big black eye! The good news is that you dont haff to buy a Helloween koschume. You can go as a pirat coz you all reddy got the pach! hahahaha hahahaha you big shlep!

Ps; Tone I think I mite be a littel scared of you now. You pruved to me an OJ wat you bin telling us for the pass 15 yeers.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/26/2008 7:51:57 PM

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Im not prowd of what I did but I am not sorry either. That Fata$$ pushed me too far and i did what I had to do to teach him a lesson. I hate to fight but when someone pushes me too far, I explode. Remember that OJ...

Tone

ps: I have to say that I must have really turned on my fiance by knocking the BFC down because she couldn't get enough of me last night.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/26/2008 8:41:09 PM

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Dont thretten me Tone. Juss becoz you beet up a big fat drunk week dum dum dont meen you cood beet up me. I wood put yor littel skiney a$$ and punch yor fase in.

But any waze we'ar steel goyng to Erie on next weak end. OB if you hav a meating in Pitsberg I cood pik you up on the way to Erie. We cood stay at Mummies. She cald me and sed she neads me to cuver her air cundishener. She gits on my nervs. Dont ferget to bring yor fishen geer in caste you deside to go with us.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/27/2008 10:27:31 AM

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Ocin fisin report
I did not git on a charter but cout lotsa spots at Johhny Mercer Pier in rightsvill nc
I waz usin fresh shrimps an fishbites bloodyworms
The guy beside me caught a lot more using reel blood wormz
Next day I went to mertle beech an looked at Bazz Pro Shops n Wally World fer Blood wormz but they did nut have any.
Cought whiting at Apachee pier

PM OBFC MDI

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 10/29/2008 7:22:52 AM

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OJ dont fite with Tone. Let him be prowd of his woopa$$ of the BFC. I think he finilli blew up. may be this will let him get back to normol behavyer insted of ackting like a crabby old man.

Ps; Martty sarry you dident cach manny fishes. I hope you got a chans to go to thoze gerlly bars you like. Show us sum pickchers if you haff sum! You all wayz haff good wons.

Pss; Sarry OJ I dont haff time to fish this weeken coz I haff to babby sit OxyJens sun.

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