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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/25/2008 5:14:39 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		FF- I tryed to stop the check to day but that rat fink OJ must of steeled the check the ferst day he came to vizit. It all reddy went thru an I had to call Mummy to haff her covver the ress of the bill. She is also PO'd now. The bank aksed me if I wunted to press charjes and I sayed I wood git back to them. Can you belief how rood OJ is.

I havint bin with OxyJen sinse lass week but she keeps callin me. I will give her a littel Oxyluv wen I am reddy. She can wate sinse she needs me now!  

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/25/2008 5:21:25 PM   
MuskyMastr


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Status: offline 		OB mabee ewe culd halve OJ werk off tha munney that he o's ewe.  Butt that mite knot werk cause BFC ced that he is a bedder werker than OJ bye far.  He ced that wen he went two Tony's kamp he karryied all uv tha firewould an OJ was two weak two karry ne.

MMOBFCBFCBS

P.S. FatFish what kind uv scout our ewe?  Reepourting that ewe cot fish at a ceekret spot?  That.s a purdy krappy reeeport.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/25/2008 5:52:23 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		Marty, I sed that thing you tole me to say in Frinch and sum guy sed "stoopid Ameriken" bak to me and I juss laft.

Musky, I will maik it hoam ok on nex Saterday.  I cald US airs and thay sed my tiket wuz pade for and all I had to do wuz chek in an fly hoam.

FF and WW, thoze wer a nise bach of fish you cot.  The pickcher wuz nise to.  Will you taik me nex time?

OB, dont be mad. The twinz tocked me in to doyng that.  I will maik you paymence of $10 a munth till its pade off in the nex dekade or so.  He He He!

OJ

PS  The twinz are wareng me owt.

PPS  I met yor Greak gerl frend Mareeya to.  I mite ask he owt to diner and a movee.  Wood you mind?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/25/2008 6:14:50 PM   
Pishyfishpish


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Status: offline 		Flatfish - What pound test did you catch her on? She's a biggin!

 Pish

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/25/2008 6:49:24 PM   
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I sed that thing you tole me to say in Frinch


I'me frum Amerka Frency

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/25/2008 8:42:55 PM   
worm_waster


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Status: offline 		Oxydudes,

We kaught lotz of fitch in da sekret spot.  We wuz ketchin em pretty gude.  I tink I shude deffinitly be the head fitchen skout, cuz I ketch lotz more fitch than Flatfitche, but sints dis is flatfitches only job rite now i tink he shude be the Head Krick Fitchen Skout OxyBob Fitchen Club (HKFSOBFC)  I'll bee Da hed lake skout (CAPT.W_WHLFSOBFC), instead of beeing assistent fitchen scout (W_WAFSOBFC).

Da bote ride in wuz a lil trechrus and i will say them kanadiens have no sence of humer at all specially after i kalled em shalo water saylors.  Leaste dey wur nise enuff to eskort us tu da us koast gard.  Does guise dint like beink kalled shalo water saylors eider. but at leste we cot fitche.  We shudda stayed at da sloppie dux and watched da horrs after lunch.  I herd FlatFitch had $200 to spend, but he dint say wat for.  I tink dats cuz hiss wife wuz der.

Kaut 36 wallies and 2 stillhead on anudder bote on sundae.  We dint brake down and it wuz fun.

CAPT.W_WHLFSOBFC

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/25/2008 8:46:12 PM   
worm_waster


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Status: offline 		PS. OxyJohn,  I wude be onnered tu have u on my bote fer fitchen.  Im alwaes lukin fer guise tu hold down da front of da bote and to block the waves frum hittng me.  Dont brink big fat cuzzin wit you do.  He will stink up da bote if ya know what i mene.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/26/2008 2:49:48 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		WW, I no wat you meen.  He wood shorley $hit up the hole bote.  I wood nevir in vite him to come with us.  I dont even tock to the fat bass terd any moar.

I vote yes for yor chanje in dootys of the klub if FF dont mind.  You are both valyouabel asets to are prestejis orenazashen.

OJ

PS  I got lukky with Mareeya the Greak lass nite.  Thoze Urapeyen womans juss luv us Amerikens.  I'me like a saleberty over hear.  Dont be mad OB.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/26/2008 11:43:26 PM   
FLATFISH-4F

 

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Status: offline 		CAPT. WW GETS THE LAKE AND I GETS THE CRICKS ........ CONGRAULATION CAPT WORM WASTER.
 
 FLATFISH ..... HEAD ERIE FITCHEN SCOWT
 
PS .. WHEN WE GOWIN TO HAVE THE FRIST OB FITCHEN CLUB PICNIC??
 
PSS ... WE SHOULD HAVE IT IN OCTOBER DOWN ON TROUT RUN JUST LIKE OLD TIMES

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/27/2008 12:36:11 AM   
MuskyMastr


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Status: offline 		How kan ewe guise git promosions wen you're reeports tock abowt ceekret spots?  Eye cot a sum limitz in ceventie feat uv wadder on tha ohio line.  Won wuz twelve pownds.  Now thatsa reeport.

MMOBFCBFCBS

P.S. Eye am knot beeing meen, I fourgot that sumthymes yunz get mad wen your spotz katch on fire and get burnt, but mine wuz fine know fire anyware too bee ceen.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/28/2008 12:26:45 AM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		WW & FF -Youz shood not fite abowt who is the bess fishing scowt coz you are both verry good fishing scowters. I like your reports verry much and I am OK if you wunt to split it up between crickside and lake reports. That is up to you but FF is still the hed scowter....

Ps; I think Oktober is a good time for a picknick!

Pss; No werd from the gerlfrend and munny steeler (OJ). I hope he gets a rash so bad he cant stand it. Mummy duz to!!!

< Message edited by OXYBOB -- 8/28/2008 12:27:38 AM >

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/28/2008 9:04:43 PM   
FLATFISH-4F

 

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Status: offline 		OK FISHING CONTEST .....................
 
http://www.peninsulaclarion.com/kenairiverrun/kenairiverrun.html 
 
 
......... BIGEST FITCH KING SALMON ...... 63 POUNDS.
 
FLATFISH ...... HEAD FITCHEN SCOWT
 
PS .. I'LL BE STEELHEAD FITCHEN REEL SOON

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/30/2008 12:00:29 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		Bon Jar evry buddy.  I'me bak frum Franze.  I am vary axzostid frum all the sexshuel excapaids in Urope.  What a nise time.  Thanks OB, I'le start my pament plan soon.  I will drop by Mummies trayor and drop off $5 aftir I taik my nap.  I hoap yor not goyng to powt the hole time.

OJ

PS  I tockt to Tone and he sed we cood go to his camp to nite.  I'le call you at Mummies traylor.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/1/2008 2:51:27 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		Me and OB juss got bak frum Tones camp in the mowntens.  I nead to dry owt now frum all the booz we dranck.  OB leff to go bak eest a cuppel howers ago becoz he haz to werk tamoro.  I mite start werken on that old ladys traylor roof this weak to so I cood pay OB the munny I oh him.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/1/2008 8:11:22 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		OJ- I am back home safe an sownd. I need to go sleep coz I am eggzostid frum all thoze crazzy drinks you made me drink. I had fun up Tones camp but I am still mad at you for steeling frum me. You bedder start werking tomarro and pay me back at leest $100 a munth.

Ps; Tone. OJ muss have lissend to you abowt the slow cooking exseppt now he slow cooks on the ovvin and grill. It taked him 2 owers to cook a fwew eggs an bacin!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/2/2008 8:27:46 PM   
bfcuzin


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Status: offline 		OxyBob- OJ will nevver pay you 100 dollers a munth becoz he wont wurk moor than too or three days with out takking a fwew days off or qwitting. He will need time to go sea his hoars and bye werking he wont be abel two chase the hoars. He is a sex feen and a hoaromaniak!

Why dident you call me to go up Tones camp with you. He likes wen I go up thare and crap in his toylet.

PS: Werm Waster I hope to meet you sum day and take a big dump in your bote.

PSS: FF I think I luv your wife is she marryied? Do you think she wood fish with me sum day?

CUZ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/3/2008 12:14:39 AM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		BFC, you are the fatist stoopidess imbasool I evir new.  No buddy wunts you to hang arownd them.  Tone dont wunt you up his camp coz of wat you did the lass time.  Evry one new it wuz you that krapt in the toylet and dint flush it coz thare wuz no toylet paper in thare.  You and yor hole fat famley frum yor ugley wife to yor stoopid fat sun to yor kreepy fat dotter all dont flush the toylet and dont wipe thare fillthy a$$es eether.  Yor juss growse and dont try to maik fun of are membirs.

OJ

PS  Sum buddy tole me the crazy woman wuz at the rib fest on Fryday to sea the Clarks and got kicked owt as yoozuel.  Thay sed she tride to rush the staij with a stoopid pink hat on.  What a tramp.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/3/2008 12:32:26 AM   
pghmarty


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Status: offline 		OJ-duz BFC owe U monies?

Half him help ewe pay OB.





PMOBFCMD

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/3/2008 6:20:38 AM   
FLATFISH-4F

 

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ORIGINAL:

PSS: FF I think I luv your wife is she marryied? Do you think she wood fish with me sum day?

CUZ


BFC yea we had a great time on the boat fitchen and my wife is a great fitcherwoman. She is my one and only love and I love her very much. As for fitchen with you (BFC) maybe sum day but she always OUT FITCHES ME and she wood run rings around you. My wife does look good in the pikture she had a nice time fitchen on the boat

FLATFISH ... HEAD ERIE FITCHEN SCOWT

PS... Im going to the PSA PIGROAST OCT 11 at shades beach and Im going to have a OBFC TABLE to look for nuw members.

PSS ..... Were still having the 1st annul picnic at trout run this year in October sometime

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/3/2008 8:59:04 AM   
MuskyMastr


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ORIGINAL: bfcuzin

OxyBob- OJ will nevver pay you 100 dollers a munth becoz he wont wurk moor than too or three days with out takking a fwew days off or qwitting. He will need time to go sea his hoars and bye werking he wont be abel two chase the hoars. He is a sex feen and a hoaromaniak!

Why dident you call me to go up Tones camp with you. He likes wen I go up thare and crap in his toylet.

PS: Werm Waster I hope to meet you sum day and take a big dump in your bote.

PSS: FF I think I luv your wife is she marryied? Do you think she wood fish with me sum day?

CUZ


Thyme four mor lesions eye guess....BFC ewe are gittin much gooder at you're writtin.  your phyrst paragraph wuz veery gud, ewe used gud adjetives liek cex feen and hoaramaniac.

I think ewe ment to tell werm waster that ewe wunted taek a big Drum in his bote.  (watch yer speeling)

It is still rood to envite sum won's wife without offerin two halve a threesum phyrst.

All in al ewe are gittin much gudder........B+

MMOBFCBFCBS

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/3/2008 8:27:06 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		Marty,  Ackshooly the BFC duz oh me munny.  I;me goyng to tell OB that I am tranzfereng his det to him.

FF, that tabel at the pigroste sowns like a good adeya.  I cant wate til are picknick in Oktobre.

Musky, that stoopid BFC will nevir lern.  He is rood and shood not tock abote peepels wifes.

OJ

PS  I saw OxyEx the uther nite and she tride to kiss me.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/4/2008 8:40:31 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		BFC- YOU STINK---Go SLEEP fatso! Sum timez I think you are relatted to my ferst wife coz she waz as dum as you! Muskky I think you are wasteing your time coz he is beond repare. I am imbareassed to say he is are cuzin.

Ps; I hope we can set a date for a OBFC pick nick!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/6/2008 9:30:29 AM   
bfcuzin


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Status: offline 		Shame on you Oxy Bob. You shood nevver speek to your faverit cuzin like that. All I wunt is for us to be close cuzzins agane- me you an OJ. After you leff America Me and OJ use to fish and hunt and drink at the club but now he is to good for me and all he wunts to do is hoar arownd. Evver sinse you went to Franse you think your to good for me to! I propoze that we start ovver like wen we wer kids and play nise? I will give you both anuther chanse if you wunt to. What do you say we start by planning a trip to Eerie?

CUZ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/6/2008 11:34:30 AM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		BFC, I hav a good ideya.  Why dont you go drop a big lode in the toylet and then lern to wipe yor big fat a$$ ferst.  Then may be we cood start over and be frenz.  I dont no abote OB but I dont wunt to plan a trip to Eree with you becoz me and OB wood hav to pay for evrything and you wood go and freelode at Mummies.

OJ

PS  Speeking abote hoaring...I shore did sum the pass cuppel daze.  I had 3 diffrent womans in 2 daze.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/8/2008 11:13:31 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		I thinck OB is mad at me coz I went owt with OxyEx lass weak end.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/9/2008 7:42:07 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		You went owt with my ferst Ex (not OxyJen( an I dont eevin care coz #1 is NASTTY like YOU! PIG Face.....YOU STINK OJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PU

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/9/2008 7:45:38 PM   
pghmarty


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how diz U really feel about OJ


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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/10/2008 7:44:55 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		I wuz juss kidden.  I juss wunted to sea how mad you wood git.  Aperentley yor wer jellis coz you muss steel lov her.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/10/2008 7:55:46 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		No I am juss sick of you chassin my womans!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 9/10/2008 10:09:03 PM   
MuskyMastr


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Status: offline 		Eff dem wimenz is dat luse then mabee eye shuld cum and chek it owt......


MMOBFCBFCBS

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