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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/20/2008 4:56:18 PM   
OxyJohn


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OB,

Mummie tole me you are haveng trubbel with yor imagrashen bak frum Ole Contree.  She sed thay woodent even giv you a PA driver lisence becoz thay thinck yor a terreriss.  She sed you coodent even by a tv becoz thay thot you mite make a bom owt of it.

OJ

PS  I did git a job.  I wuz manajer for a cunstruckshen krew but thay fired me coz I took a vacashen aftir werkeng one weak.  Hay but it wuz werth it.

PPS  Good luck with yer imagrashen.  Did thay maik you go to Ellis Iland ferst?  Did you sea the stachoo of libaty wen you arivd in Amerika?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/22/2008 6:08:59 PM   
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OJ I am finelly in my new traylor and starded the new job. It is nise to be back in the USA. I all so finilly got my PA drivers lisins. They made me take the drivers test over an over coz they sayed my French lisins wuzent reel. I as so mad then they sayed I mist haff the qweschens on the test so they gave me a book and telld me to go studdy and take it agane nexx week. I did an I mist 4 so I taked it agane and I onlly mist to so they past me pluss I got to no all the peepel thare. Then I taked my drivers test and flunkt coz I forgot to put my seet belt on but I drived reel good. I retaked it on Saterday and past! I think they wer prejadus of French peepel and I aint evven French!

Ps- I wood like a OBFC reunyen

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/22/2008 10:48:35 PM   
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I am takeng my old gerl frend and her kidz campeng this weak end in Mareland.  I am takeng my OxyJohn Bote and goyng to do sum fisheng.  I hoap I cetch sum wallize and lots of perches.

OJ

PS  Tamarro will be to weaks that the crazy woman hazent botherd me.  If I new that I wood have prest charjis long time ago.

PPS  OB did thay give you yor grean card befor you startid werking or do you have a werk veeza?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/23/2008 10:10:57 PM   
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I cald OxyBob to times and leff mesajiz and he hazent cald me bak.  I am afrade that tha guvenment mite have detaned him at Gwontonnamo Bay becoz thay thot he wuz a tererist.

OJ

PS  If any buddy nose his wareabotes pleez let me no.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/23/2008 10:44:31 PM   
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What do's he look likes? Do he weir a turdbin like those Frenchie's?

He may half bin brainwasherd by Al Kadia in Urope, kould even be weirin a explosive vest sumwear. Ewe should check the Al Kadia web sites an see if he posted thier latley.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/25/2008 5:50:20 PM   
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Ware is OxyBob? I think he went back to Frenchland!

Goby your dum!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/28/2008 10:42:24 AM   
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is this him?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/28/2008 5:28:47 PM   
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Hi evry won! I am Ok so thanks for werrying abowt me. I juss dont haff emale in my traylor yet. I muss live to far away frum evry won I gess!

I am on my frend innernet now so I cant stay on long. I will emale agane soon.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/28/2008 10:08:26 PM   
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OxyBob- You Stink.....I was worried sick about you. I almost could only sleep for 10 hours since you've been gone. Now maybe I can get a good night sleep. Why didn't you call OJ. He was worried and thought you got deported back to France. I just thought you found another big fat girlfriend!

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PS: Goby is a retard!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/29/2008 8:36:40 AM   
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I see OJ is up to his old triks agane. I saw him with sum new hoar at the club the uther day. He was makin owt with her in the back rume of the club and was told to stop or leav. He finisht his beer an left. My frend saw them in the parking lot gooing at it. HOW ROOD!

CUZ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/30/2008 12:58:28 PM   
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BFC, gowing at it in tha porking lot is knot roode.  It is gud maners two pork in the porking lot.  Wontime I fulled arownd on tha bar and sum peeple got growsed owt.  Sum uther chicks lieked it tho....

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 7/31/2008 6:59:07 PM   
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I went home to see Mummy this week so I stoppt to sea OJ at his traylor. He had a splint on his foot coz he tryed to play soffball and fell wen he ran affer he hit the ball. I saw his old gerlfrend and she telled me that he embarrassed her coz he not only fell but he mist to reel eazzy grown balls an also threw a ball way over the ferst base mens hed. He use to be gooder than that wen we wer yung. I dont no wat happen to him. Muss be to much booz an hoars!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/2/2008 1:39:27 AM   
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I will remembur that adress an am happy ur safe.Thanks for leting me know ewe now lives in Phillodellfia, that will help me  kontakt ewe if i evur gets out thata way. Half knot heird frum ewe since huting camp a few yiers ago, I thunk ewe move d away and kut all kontakt with freinds. How is Mary an thu kids doin? I am ok, doin this an that to make ends meat. Tire sales r down at the tire store sense gas be so high,butt they still only let me sweep kleen the flor/parkin lot,an toilet an still make me weirin my helmut an make funs of me frum time in time. I hlaf bin  goin to the moantans a lot lately an ketchin lots of em on powerbates an wurms in thu youshoewal spotes. Knot as maney hoars around anymoor,it is re-session.   Do you still half the Fairmont! That wuz a sweet ride? Send you are phone numbur if i evur get out to that scummie sitty{ Flyers suck duud[ we can go fitchin. Thu truck keep breakins down an i always fixin it like wonc a week now,i knead to by a nu won. Keip in tutch bro.
 
Post script- Did ewe see that coach frum Texas's speich when he said ' I'm a man I'm fortey!' that maid me laff bekaus its a koincident I'm 46.LOL!
 
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Whoa! I jus wok up an seen this email. Hope it donut look crazie,i fixed it now.I will send agane siense it came back underliverable. 

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/2/2008 1:56:03 PM   
OxyJohn


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OB is rite abote me herteng my foot.  I hav a boot cass on my foot and cruches.  I shood of staid retird.

OB staid at Mummies traylor in Erie on Wensday becoz he had to go by sum graips for the winrey in Filly.  He cumplaned abote how hot it wuz in the traylor.  Mummie had the tempacher set on 80.  We had to go to the bar to hav a cuppel beers to cool off.

OJ

PS  The crazy woman tride to call me and tex me but I dint respon to her.  She is a cookoo.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/3/2008 11:47:49 AM   
OxyJohn


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Hay BFC why dont you tell yor skanckie step dotter to come over and rub my foot?  I havent scene her for a long time.  Is she owt of rehab?

OJ

PS  I herd you wer off werk agane becoz you sed you wer hert.  Is that chroo you big fat tub of krap?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/7/2008 12:18:43 AM   
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Hay ware the f is evrybuddy? 

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/7/2008 12:45:10 AM   
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Hey, Oxyjon i stil be here. Sorey about thu wroung messige i put above, thawt i wuz typin a ol freind i jus gets email frum an bin on a binder. Did skakie step dawtur come ovur an give a foot messige an then happie endin to? Detales pleze.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/7/2008 2:31:09 AM   
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quote:

Did skakie step dawtur come ovur an give a foot messige an then happie endin to?


wimenz give great HEAD-ACHE

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/7/2008 10:56:39 PM   
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OJ is rite abowt mummys traylor. she allways has her windoes clozed and the air cundishener on 80. I waz so hot I all most drived all the way home in the meddel of the nite. Her traylor is stating to smell like old peepel. I dont think I wunt to stay thare any more but my onlly choise is OJs traylor and he makes me sleep on derddy sheets so I think mite haff to stay in a hot traylor. The twins are cumming in nexx week to stay with me. OJ is driving owt to see Soreena, She is exsided. OJ you bedder not stand her up!

Ps; BFC I hope your not fakking anuther injerry agane. juss like that time you sayed you hert your hare, Your so lazzy!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/9/2008 11:47:35 AM   
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Goby, the stoopid BFCs step dotter did come over and thare wer many hapie endengs if you no what I meen.  Thancks fer askin.

I am gitting reddy to leeve for OB's the twins shood be in by this eavning.  I tore my cast off so I cood drive.  I hoap I cood drive with my leff foot.  I will be werth it thou.  I cant wate fer the Oxy Club Sammich.

OJ

PS  We will keep you in formd abote are acktiviteez.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/10/2008 10:57:00 AM   
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Wow!  All I cood say is I'me exzostid!  OB is stil sleaping and I juss got up to pee.  Weal post agane later.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/10/2008 12:59:13 PM   
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Lass nit was WILD! We drinkt abowt 5 bottels of wine and then the games began (juss like the Alimpics). OJ taked Soreena into the spair room and the noize got pretty lowd. Sonja got exsitted so we went in an joyned them. We had the biggess French laddy OB-OJOxysammich imajinabel. The only problim was that OJ keept kiking us with his stupid cast thing on his foot. We made him take it off and then he complaned that his foot hert this morning. He dident mind wen he was getting plezure thou.

Any way the gerls went shopping and me an OJ are haffing a beer in my new traylor. More fun expeckted tonite.

Ps; I think OJ was a littel infachooated with me and Sonja coz he keeped starring an immatated evry thing we did. Hez a copycat!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/11/2008 6:50:10 PM   
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OJ is triing to steel my gerl! I let him have his way with both Sonja and Soreena and now he keeps triing to be with Sonja by her self. Soreena is gitting mad at him an I am not to happy eether. He likes the Oxysammiches evin more than me!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/11/2008 8:20:54 PM   
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I wuzent trying to take OBs woman.  I wuz juss haveng fun.  Good thing we had are Oxysammich erly lass nite becoz the gerls got reely mad at us lass nite.  We wer wotching the Alimpiks and after the Amerikans beet the Frenchys me and OB startid hi fiven eech uther and tocking krap on the Frenchys.  The gerls got reely mad at us and gave us the cole showlder.

OJ

PS I wuzent infackchewatid with OB.  I wuz lookeng at him becoz he maiks this reely stoopid fase and skrunchiz up his feat wen he haz sex.  He kepp mowning Aaaaaaw Aaaaaaaw Aaaaaaaw.  It wuz kinda kreepy.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/11/2008 8:39:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: OxyJohn

I wuz lookeng at him becoz he maiks this reely stoopid fase and skrunchiz up his feat wen he haz sex.  He kepp mowning Aaaaaaw Aaaaaaaw Aaaaaaaw. 


May be OxyBob was moneing be coz OJs boot cast was in his anus? 

You to ideots shood not have did that hi five in frunt of the Frenchhoars. You mite of had your lass Oxysammich for the week now! Dummasses! 

OJ my stepdotter told me you keep calling her and begging her to come owt with you. You bedder leaf her a lone you pig. She is to good for you.

CUZ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/13/2008 12:03:21 AM   
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Big fat cussin, ewe mus knot git lots o tail. The use of thu dong is a magikal thang on them Frenchie hoars. Ewe can do anythang aftur ewe makes them obey it. They will be back.

YOU BIG DOPE!!!!!!!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/13/2008 9:17:03 PM   
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The OxyBros are having a "croque-madam" - My frnd told me thats a french sandwich with an egg on top.
I bet that room smells with two stinky Frenchies and two sweatty Oxy's!

 Pish

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/14/2008 2:35:12 AM   
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If thare dewing it rite it duz.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/14/2008 8:09:53 PM   
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OJ wownt leeve. He waz sappoze to go home tomarrow but now he sayes he will stay anuther week with the gerls. I think they wunt to jus be with me coz he is like a masheen and nevver gits enuff. They liked it atfers but now they are gitting a liddel irratatid. I think he is a sexmaneeack!



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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 8/15/2008 3:57:35 PM   
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Thay now no that I can go all dae and nite long.  I shode them wat its like to be with a Amerkan man and not one of thoze Frenchees.  I think I will stae.  Bankman Tone mite be mad coz I wuz sapost to go to his camp and go fishen at Deap Creak with my OxyJohn Bote.

Weal sea how to nite goze thou. 

OJ

PS  The onley thing I dint like abote the OxySammich is wen me and OB axidentley crost sords if you no what I meen?

PPS  The twinz arnt mad abote the alimpicks no moar sinse thay no the Frenchees dont hav a chanse.

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