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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/8/2008 7:37:21 PM

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opined up the nue Chinney Man restorant

Ever since tha neu cinese resturant opened in Bradford thar R no pidgens in the square.
I guess that iz a good thing if you park at the End of Main or Mechanic street to go to Players or the Star Lounge.
They used to sell cat on a stick by Nicks Fat Citty in Da Berg but now it is culled Diezel-an no more garbage truck next dore.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/8/2008 11:19:49 PM

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Dolorass,I m still skarrd from our rondevoo yeirs ago in the Lake Wliheim porking lot.You had on a white tshirt and waz hangin out all ovur.A guy walked past me truck and wuz askin his uther freind why that guy in thu truck wuz wrestlin a 55 galon barrol on top of him.The wurst part wuz I koudnot git yur dingalburys out of my heir fur 2 days!I hav knightmares allot.You are a big krab infestud haffur.I have swor off fat womins all too gether,thanks.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/9/2008 12:00:25 AM

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FITCHEN REPORT .... ERIE NITE TIME WALLEYE FITCHEN IN KAYAK

I went fitenen saturday nite down at trout run, got there about midnite and went to sleep until 2.30. Pulled my kayak down to trout run lake was nice and calm, used 2 rods one out long and one in close.Didn't catch anything but had a very nice kayak ride on lake erie, I paddled backwards like I was trolling. I talked to everyone at trout run they didn't catch anything eather. I seen about 10 boat out feather but I could't go out in my 9 foot kayak and get lost.

FLATFISH ERIE FITCHEN SCOWT

PS... Dawhoress you shoud gat some insect repalluent to kill those little bugger ...... GET IT ... little BUGGERS ...... LOL

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/9/2008 9:27:05 AM

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I had the crabs wonse. I was with sum uther womin at the club. A cuppel days latter I starded iching so bad that I thot I was on fire. Wen I saw thoze things sweezing thare clpws to gether it freaked be owt so bad that I juss shaved my self frum hed to tow an scubbed them off with a brush until they went away. The onlly problim was my wife an step dotter got them two so I juss blamed it on the step dotter. I yelld at my wife for her dotter beeing such a hoar. She was so mad at her dotter that she grownded her for a munth. I got a way with it!

Ha ha aint I smart Musky? And you think Im dumm - Im not as dum as you think! I shood be your teecher!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/9/2008 2:13:50 PM

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I hate to say it but you chaps are a health risk to society! You need to lay off the hoars and find a few nice tarts. Bugs are not so bad but the clap will teach you a good lesson!

SFAL

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/10/2008 12:14:39 PM

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Dont werry a bowt him SFAL. He wont evver git luckey agane any ways. I new that gerl an she was the ugglyist woman I evver saw and she stunk juss as bad as him. He dezervd to git the crabs frum her but its a shame he blames his step dotter for his piggish misstakes!

Go Sleep BFC - You Stink!

Ps; If you are reffering to me an OJs sexuel acktivittys then Go Sleep - You stink to!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/12/2008 6:03:44 AM

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My Greek gerl frend is takking me to her Greek eyeland for a vacashin be for I moov back to the US. I think her eyeland is calld Heeows. We will leeve in to weeks an stay won week. I am a littel nervus coz I saw that Big Fat Greek Wedding movy an I am afrade it will be the same.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/13/2008 11:34:25 AM

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OxyBobert wach owt for your new Geek gerl frend coz she mite want to do that bum stuff with you. Aint that wat the Greak gerls like? Make shore you ware a condumdum coz that can be nastty down thare......P.U.

Cuz

PS; I hope I dident insalt you Ser Fish Breth - we like womans in are famly unlike you homo British peepels

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/14/2008 10:31:29 AM

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BFC, Good thing you dont hav no Greak women or thare wood be $hit all over the plase. Juss like the tiem wen you hookt up with the bar tenners wife and she did that thing with you anis with her finger. I bet her hole arm wuz broun.

OB, you bettir be ware you dont end up marryd over that in Grees. Thay will maik you get baptize in that pool and wen thay sea the ring arownd it wen you get owt thay mite maik you a slave.

Sirsissypance, you are the gayyest persen on this string. You shood stay away frum hear.

FF, Good report.

Marty, nise pickchure of BFC with the sords.

Musky, you crazy.

OJ

PS I went fisheng up the mowntens yesserday and thare are lots of trowt evry ware. I stopt wen I got to 50 for the morneng. The onley bad thing wuz I went with the crazy woman and she maid me start drenkeng at 6;oo am and the she had wun of her meld douns and I had to taik her hoam. I tole her I'me not seeying her agane till she seaks medikel treatments.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/15/2008 3:28:27 AM

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OJ- I dont plan on marrying agane any time sune. I am haffing to much fun with all theze womans. Now I no wy you are all wayz with a lots a womans. As for the stoopid bum commint from BFC - All I haff to say is YOUR DUMM - GO SLEEP poop pants. Is that all you think a bowt?

Ps; OJ I thot you lernt your lessun wen she beat you up the secund time. Shee is crazzy an you shoodint keep dateing her coz she likes to fish. You can all ways fish with Tone or SirFishalot if you need a woman companyin!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/15/2008 8:07:35 AM

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OB, Yor rite. I lernt my lessen this tiem. She spoyld evry trip we evir went on becoz of her sykotik behavyer. I will not sea her agane til she seaks medikel atenchen and gits the propir medikashen she so despritley neads.

OJ

PS Shez the crazyest persen I evir met. No kiddeng.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/15/2008 2:59:45 PM

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OJ I am werryed abowt Mummy. I cant find her an bin calling her all day but she dont anser. Did you take her owt for fathers day coz she nevver leeves the traylor? I hope you bot her sum thing nise this yeer.

Ps; I hope she aint datting agane coz old peepel smell funny!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/16/2008 9:22:52 AM

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I saw her riding her electric scooter down Main Street with some big fat hairy guy on the back of it yesterday. He was carrying a walker and a BBQ grill.

Maybe you have a new Step-Dad Oxy Dudes???

Pish

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/16/2008 5:11:51 PM

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Erie fitchin reeport,

Eye cot lotz uv walleyes 3 were clos two 30 inchus and abowt nine pownds. Mi daughter cot a catfitch dat wuz at least 20 lbs. Wi also cot sum perch.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/16/2008 10:03:46 PM

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OB, dont werry. My long loss sun pikt her up and brot her to my traylor to sellabrate Fothers Day. We had a piknik and swam in my nue blow up pool. I smokt sum chops and chiken and we all got drunck.

Pish, you lie. Why dont you mind yor own bizness.

Musky, ware did you cetch thoze fish at?

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/16/2008 10:49:42 PM

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Check this out guyz.My cussin Bubba Joe lives in the mowntins miles east of Liganear.We call him thu wouldsmen an he kuld kill a dear with a nife in a hand or ketch a fish wit his teeth if he had two.Two yeirs ago he wuz campin alone like he always doze way up in thu hills in summer time, 2 miles frum any road.Kaugt his dinner frum the crik and settuld in for bed a round 10pm.Wuz sleepin in the bag around 2 am he herd a thumpin and a screamin.He grabed his wepin and went to fightin ovur the leftovur fish with a big animaul and he scared it off aftur he cuts it with his sammoreye sord.He is also a marshall artist and has one many compotitshons.He always carrie his sords with him.I took a pikture of thu claw he has in a masin jar kepts on thu kounter as a troffie.I thunk it is a bear but he sez it wuz a mowntin devil all so gnome as big foot.It is scarry lookin make shore ur kids re'nt around,theiy will hav knightmares and will be a fraid to go fitchen an drinkin in du mowntins when oldor get they.

I dont beeleve him,looks like a dead guy hand he is tryin to skare me with.I thunk he is tryin to skare me frum the sekret fitchin spot only I and he no about.U kould pull my knot hares out and i woulddent tell you whier it is.
He sez he aint goin up thier no more evur.I am going,willl keep you infarmed.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/17/2008 12:28:49 AM

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OJ,

Eye wuz in thurdy feat uv water west uv the walmartnut launch

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/17/2008 1:59:50 AM

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Thait is me on the left,Bubba Joe on the wright.If you evur see this old fart in the mowntin bar,donut mess with him.He kan kill you with a thumb to the nek and wuz in vietkong war.Take a gud look fellaws,you shuld all try to be as god fiering a man as him.He has 5 kids, wong,wang,mitsuebeeshe,bruce li,and miss Take.Goez to church evur sunday,donut tell a lie jus like Perezident Taft,cept when it cums to fitchin.Say hi to him if you meat him,he urned thru his survice to thu kuntry an desurves you are respect.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/17/2008 6:25:54 AM

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Goby, thancks fer the storie. That looks like a harry hyoomen hand to me. Kinda like sum of the womens OB daits or may be the BFC's BFW (Big Fat Wife). I woodent go up thare no moar. Now I'me askared to go campen in the mowntens. Bubba Joe dont look like he nose karotty but you nevir no. I weel say hi to him if I sea him in the monwnten bar.

Musky, thancks for the infermashen and cungrachulashens on the fish.

OJ

PS I red in the noozpaper that the crazy woman got arestid on Fryday wen we caim hoam frum the mowntens for publik drunkiness and disordarley conduck. She'z goyng to have to spend all of the ill legal munny shes gettin frum unimploymant on fines this summer.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/17/2008 7:41:43 AM

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OJ I teld you your crazzy gerl frend was guwnnaget in trubbel. I cant belief she hazzent gotta DWI yet. She needs to go spent sum time in jale be for she herts sum buddy (uther than you)! I onlly haff too more weeks be for I moove back to the US but nexx week I will be with my greek gerl frend in Grease. I cant wate coz she sayed we will eat all the good foods an partty on the beach with her cuzzins Malina, Stamatulla, Demeetree, Neeko and Kadabastoo. She sayed they like to drink oozo and mataxa all nite.

Gobby that thing in a jar looks like BFCs poop pants. Wer you drinking in that pickcher or are you confuzed? It looks like you are triing to cownt - wat number are you stuck on? Your frend bedder wach he dont bern his beerd off with that sigeret. He needs a shave. I bet he smells bad.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/17/2008 11:48:55 AM

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Gobyking, ewe look liek that guy frum Gudfellas and Wild hoggs, Ray Liotta, ar ewe him? Ef ewe ar, did it hert wen ewe got you're brain ate by Hannibal?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/17/2008 4:59:49 PM

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OJ,jus be care full up thier.
Oxybob,yeah it could be a turd but i aint tuchin it or drinkin it!I keep gettin stuck at won countin sense I hhave turrets sindrome.
Bubba Joe only shawurs once a week when thu water heatur is workin good enuff in thu trailyor so he kinda smeils like a old work shirt used fur two weeks with a tuch of Salem cigarets and dry dog poop on him.He donut no karatty,jus sum sord sammoreye stuff he mumboles when he preys to his chiney statue.He has metul plate in head and like to stay away frum everywon,that is why he goez campin.I thunk he said the metal plate wuz from a exploshion near a laytreen when he wuz smokin by it in the war.I picked up 3 mowntin hoars in thu past two yeirs on that Ray Leotta looks alike thang Musky,they are dum an fell for it.Seems too work when I weir a gold chane I git from thu quater mashine in the front of Walmart,jus got too remembur to wier my only leathur jackit to.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/19/2008 1:33:49 AM

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This is a pikture i took of the place whier the incodent okurred,i took it today.I had too see it fur meself an knot be skared.Thu trout were alll ovur thu stream and gud fitchin was to be had,kaut 4 native and a sucker on wurms in jus ovur 2 hours.Funny thang happenind at the verrie end.Felt like i wuz beung watchd but braught me trustee 357 magnum six wheel with me jus in kase.Herd a thang talkin like backwurd and nevur herd an animaul like that in thu woods.Above the crik left about 50 yards a tree started shankin and whipin bak n forth.I then herd a wistle from up thier.Skarred me,but then i herd a wistle frum the uther side of the crik too.Their mus be two of them,i thunk.Roks an stiks then come down on me and i really git skarred.I remembur a Jon Wain film i saw,hawled off with my six wheel 357,3 shots in each direktion.I run an poop my pantts to jus like Big fat cussin all thru thu woods untill i git to me truck.Donut kid me abot it ewe wood have to.I had to drive home nakud an lef a skid marc on me truck seet,it wount come out.We knead to git a killin partie out to kill these damn thangs!I knead help fellaws.I whant to git a big foot murdur krew togherter at thu mowntin bar sometime soon in irlee mornin when their slepin!May be we can git a gang sign loco fur hour over alls or sumpfin.I kalled PA game comishion an they donut have any law about killin big foot.PMs me an bring you're guns fur shure.I hate to give away me sekret fitchin spot but caint go thier alone anymoir.We mite git rich to,i here they use big foot parts for afro-deeziac in southeist asio.

GKBFMK-goby king big foot murdur krew

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Hay ewe,it takes me ours to tipe one of thiese,i got turrets!The real thang is

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Hu are ewe really?I bet ewe are with thu cia.No mattur,me an me buddys are gonna kill that big foot no how!!!!!!!Ewe kan suk me harry

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Ef ewe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE YOU LOSER,YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL.

F ewe againe commy!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/19/2008 3:22:26 AM

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Take that commy bassturd!!!!!

YOU ARE A RETARD,EVEN THE GUYS ON THIS OXYBOB THREAD KNOW THAT.

Meat me anyware i will stomp a muddwhole in ur butt like stone cold Steven Austen.I learnt a few triks frum me cussin Bubba joe and kin berry yore boddy up i thu mowntins whier no body kin find it.I deir ewe.Cum on wuzzy!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/19/2008 9:34:14 AM

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Goby .. I was getten DIZZY gowin left to rite.. left to rite.. left to rite.. left to rite.. left to rite..left to rite.. left to rite.. but then IM dizzy anyways

FLATFISH ........

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/19/2008 11:29:54 AM

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that wuz hard two reed. I wunder what they edited, apairently big oxybruther is always waching

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/19/2008 2:55:58 PM

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Gobby wy dont you stay off this string. You are weered and dont be long on this site. I have to say
that you are an odd ball. Why dont you and that retarded hill billy go back to your cave in the woods
and live off the land. You Big Dope! I may crap my pants by axsidint but at leest I dont put it in a jar and
take pickchers of it. You Big Dope! You and BillyBob shood go hunt for big foots and I hope he eats you!
YOU BIG DOPE!

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PS: Make your pickcher smaller You Big Dope!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/19/2008 3:13:11 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: bfcuzin
PS: Make your pickcher smaller You Big Dope!

BFC, down't tell him two git a smaler drink, thatss rood!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/19/2008 3:25:04 PM

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Smallir picturz but same price sucks.
Lit me give ewe a 21 moonz salute fer that dumb idear!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/19/2008 3:30:15 PM

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BFC i make more post than ewe,little dolpe.Now i know why no body like ewe u are a jurk an have no nlighning thawts an re'nt that smart.

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