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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/31/2008 11:16:27 PM   
FLATFISH-4F

 

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Status: offline 		They werent bad eaten and im not glowing in the dark yet. I get nerverous sometimes what is in the water. I been fishing the same spot since I was  little kid. I lived here all my life and no where all the good fitcheen spots are. I take my kayak out all the time and fitch.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/1/2008 4:17:28 AM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		My frends had a gowing a way partty for me lass nite an all my gerlfrends wer thare. I was worryed coz Sonja and Sorena showed up and my new greek nayber did to. I tryed to play it cool but it was hard coz my new Greek gerlfrend Maria lookd reely hot but so did the twins. I sneecked owt to the car with Maria an spent the nite with the twins. Thay muss of forgave me. I juss want to injoy it wile it lassts! I hope the womans in the US are this exsitting. I bet they are coz OJ all ways has new womans all the time!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/1/2008 11:27:59 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		FF,  that sownds like a fun time.  I'me glad you cot sum fish.  Thats why you are are Hed fishen skowt.

OB,  Howz come you dint invite me to yor gonna way party.  If you wood have sended me a tiket I wood have bin glad to atend.  I cood hav took sum of thoze womens off yor hands.

OJ

PS  I took my old gerlfrends dotter fishen on Saterday and she cot 4 hyooj catfish.  Then I went owt to the klub and wotched the hokey game.  It wuz disapoynting that the Pens loss and then the kookoo woman tride to call me but I dint anser my fone.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/2/2008 12:33:35 AM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		OJ- I saw the pickcher of won of thoze cat fishes and it waz huje! Did you mix up sum of your strawberry dow ball agane. You use to make the bess dow ball for carps and cat fishes.  As for my partty I wazent gonna send you more munny coz you spent the munny the ferst time an I had to pay for your frends flite so he wood make shor you came thesecund time so I wazent paying for the forth tickit juss so you cood steel your old gerlfrend back. Stay a way frum that kookoo womanz. she scares me!

Ps;The movvers are cumming to pack my stuff up this week. I will go stay in a apartment for a munth be for I come home. I cant wate to move in to my new traylor coz its a dubbel wide.

Pss; I got to see the Pens on my sattalite tv and was reelly disserpownted. I tape the gamez an wach them the nexx day.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/2/2008 12:56:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		OxyBob your cheep! You only needed to buy OJ a won way ticket. You cood have had the packers pack him in a box and ship him to your new house like the Cubans do!

Does your new Greek girlfriend like it Greek style?

 Pish

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/2/2008 1:34:58 AM   
MuskyMastr


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From: 20' up a 100 year old white oak
Status: offline 		ERe fitchin reeport....Cot limitz of walleyze and TONS uv Purch, my kids had a blast wif da purch........it wuz kinda ruff but got calm this evening.

MMOBFCBFCBS

P.S.  FlatFish it sownds liek ewe had gud fitchin two.....Eye hope ewe had some T.P. when ewe had too take that monster Crap on the island.  Sittin in a kayak without wipin could git uncumfortable.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/2/2008 11:41:39 AM   
bfcuzin


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I went fishing at dunlap lake with my sun an naybor. He took his canoo but the moter broke in the middel of the lake so we made my sun paddle wile we trolled. I cot 10 crappy, my frend Boyd cot 9 and the sun cot 4. I had to crap so bad that I was yelling at my sun to paddel faster but the fathed was to tired and I coodent make it. I left anuther prize in my pants. HOW YOU LIKE THAT OJ. Yes- I shat my self agane!

If any one needs a good trouling motar pleeze let me no. My sun charges $10 per hower plus food and tip.

CUZ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/2/2008 1:11:02 PM   
pghmarty


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I shat my self agane!




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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/3/2008 3:25:15 AM   
gobyking

 

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Status: offline 		Ihad the great oportunite to asisst a few yung reatardid addults last weekind in our annual 'panfishin fur reatardid indoviduals classic #5'.It waz at Heffer Manir Lakes and wuz a great event.The ambulnze wuz onseen to make shure no reatardids addults hookd themsefl or any uther people.My retadr wuz Jimmy a 42 yeir old who love to catkc panfesh an he caght 23 of em!We had 40 doezne of wurms,lots of bobers,50 poundss of sinker and a kalm day of waves.All smilez wur to be sein frum shure to shure.Lots uf painfish wure caght and the grill waz buissy.The worst part is tryin to keep the retardz from eetin the fish offf the hook,they like seam to like it sushe stile.A lot of fun wuz had and i thunk the addult reatardids ar much like kids.They luv tu fight thu fish but druul a lot an do knot pay attnsion tu the bober much.One even caght a palimimi trot whuch wuz eatin by my returd Jimmy immediatle,i told him it waz rong butt he did not understain.Hot dogs wure on the gril and hambougers to,chips an pretsels and much moor.All yu gentileman on this thred of Oxyboob Fistchin Club shoold vooluntir fur this great event,it wil do yous good.PMS me if you ned more informasshion for next yeir.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/4/2008 6:39:09 AM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		OB, I havent maid that dow ball for a long tiem.  We cot them on leaches and boy wer thay biteng them good.  Why wer you disapoyntid with the Pens?  Did you sea the game on Munday nite?  I thinck thay will win the seereez now.  You shood lissen to Pish.  I woodent mind gitting shipt hoam in a krate.

BFC, sum thangs will nevir chanje.  You are a diskusting slob.  Yor nayber is a diskusting moocheng slob and yor big fat sun is a diskusting retardid slob.

Goby, the BFC, his nayber and his sun wunt to volenteer for the event nex yeer.  Thay wunt to volenteer to pertisipate thou becoz thay wood fit rite in with the rest of the reetards.

OJ

PS  Go Pens!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/4/2008 12:40:00 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		I juss got to my new aparttmint and I haff innernet. It is nise and I will try to anishiate it with my Greek gerl frend tomarrow and the twins on the week end. Maria cald me the uther day an telled me she had to tell me sum thing reel importent. I sayed OK an she sayed she was marryed but was separated. I said I dont care if you dont and we agreed to keep the relashenship going. I hope he dont find owt an try to beet me up.
OJ I was disserpoinned at the Pens wen they loss 2 to 1. I tapped the lass game an it stopt affer the ferst qwarter. I was so mad so I checkt on the innernet. I hope they win coz I like the way they skate reel fast affer that ball.
Gobby you shoodent make fun of thoze retardeds coz i use to werk with them an they are reely nise and kind. I am glad you helpt them fish but pleeze dont call them retards - only BFC coz he is won!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/4/2008 3:40:37 PM   
DelorisB


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Status: offline 		BFC,
 
I cannot believe that you really do have a fecal problem. You are a nasty slob. I thought that everyone was against you but when you actually tell the world that you $hit your pant over and over, then your just one Big Fat Nasty Pig. I can't believe I almost went out with you!
 
From now on you will be known as BFSP - Big Fat $hitty Pants - Your just Nasty!
 
"D"

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/4/2008 6:12:25 PM   
MuskyMastr


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Status: offline 		DelorisB(havin da krabs),

Leaf my stoodent alone, tha phyrst step is two admit ewe halve a problem.  wonce he gits his problem unnder cuntroll ewe wil "B" in line wif all tha udder hoars, watin you're tern.

MMOBFCBFCBS

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/4/2008 7:12:29 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		OB, you mist the bess game evir.  It wuz so axsiting that the BFC $hit his self doring the lass 30 sekends of regyulashen.  I no coz thay told me he wuz at the klub wotching it.  I'me glad I staid hoam with my old gerlfrend and wotched it.

Dlaoris, evry buddy new abote the BFC for munths now.  You dont cetch on to kwik do you?  Yor not the sharpist tool in the shed are you?  O yes and yor ugli to.

Musky, you shore have yor werk cut owt for you with that Big Fat Oaf!  I dont thinck yool be winneng teecher of the yeer any time soon.

OJ

PS  Go Pens!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/4/2008 7:15:03 PM   
MuskyMastr


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Status: offline 		OJ, sumthymes when ewe werk with idividuals who are speschial like BFC ewe get awards efen tho ewe didnt du a great job.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/5/2008 12:15:42 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		Be carefool Musky coz your rewerd mite be a big pile of BFC poop. I think he haz a problim. He haz that dizees shattatosis or the uther won assinitus. So wach your selv it mite be contajuss!  

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/6/2008 3:35:34 AM   
MuskyMastr


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Status: offline 		Eye think what dilhoarus really wants is a chili dog or cleavland steemer, the way she carryies on abowt his problem.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/6/2008 9:17:11 AM   
DelorisB


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Status: offline 		Musky,
You are a filthy swine! You should be thrown off of this board!
              YOU MAKE ME SICK!
 
Marty & Goby - Your just as bad! Your a bunch of perverted pigs!
 
"D"

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/6/2008 10:41:35 AM   
pghmarty


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YOU MAKE ME SICK!

 
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

 May the bird of happiness crap on your shoulder.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/6/2008 3:32:21 PM   
waDerboy

 

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Status: offline 		Eyem krushed Dullorus. Eyes bin qwiet four a while now, butt fore ewe knot too mention me reely hurtz.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/7/2008 5:15:55 AM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		I new it wood happin soon enuff. I was with my Greek gerl frend lass nite and wen I came owt of her howse I had a flat tyre. I fownd a littel rock in the tyre air cap so I new sum won did it. Maria sayed her huzbind new abowt us so it had to be him. I am going owt to dinner with her to nite agane. I am haffing lunch with Sonja ferst thou. This will be a intristing day. I will keep you posted.

Ps; The truck was lodded with all my stuff yeserday so it will be on its way to my new dubbel wide traylor in the US. I hope it dont fall in to the oshen!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/7/2008 4:11:01 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		OB, you are leeven the old contree with a bang.  You startin to be like me.  I had relashens to day with my old gerlfrend and now the crazy woman wunts to meat me.  She sended me a tex lass nite at 2 AM and askt me if I wunted her to giv me oral.  I wuz a sleap with my old gerl frend thou so I dint do it.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/7/2008 5:55:31 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		OJ I juss got back frum my dinner with my Greek gerlfrend an I tryed for sum sexshual relashins but she sayed she coodnt so belief it or not I got orol two an it was supper. Mi lunch with Sonja was eevein beddr cos we did lots a things. She brot her sextoys that we bot in Amsterdam an put on a show for me. It waz verry ennertaneing! She still wunts to come home to the US with me but I dont no wat to do? Wat do ou think? I nead sum sleap coz I am poopt (not like the BFC thou)!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/7/2008 7:55:28 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		I thinck you shood bring the twinz hoam with you so we cood both have sum fun.  We cood do a big orjy like we did with them gerls we met in that bar Gripes in Eree.

I'me goyng nite cat fisheng with my frend frum the traylor be hind me.  The crazy woman wunts me to come over her plase later to take a skinie dip in her blow up pool but I dont no what to do.

OJ

PS  BFC cood nevir skinie dip coz he is to fat.  He wood hav to go fat dippeng.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/8/2008 12:16:26 AM   
MuskyMastr


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Status: offline 		OB ef ewe are knot shore weather to bring her bak hear with ewe, then that shuld b you're annser.  En my xperiences gurls who moove are very hard too git rid uv wonce ewe moove.  Plus she probably wunts two steel all uv you'r stealhed spots an cell them on tha intranet.

Won thyme a gurl mooved frum Warshinton DC two near me cus she liked gigantor(ef ewe know whut I meen)  and it took almost 3 munths two git rid uv her.

MMOBFCBFCBS

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/8/2008 12:36:27 AM   
gobyking

 

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Status: offline 		Dolorass,you half a lot of nerv callin anywon a pig you krabsnach.I maybe a pervurt butt you half krabs!Go to the doktor alreedy!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/8/2008 12:47:24 AM   
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I maybe a pervurt butt you half krabs!

                                              

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/8/2008 3:37:33 PM   
DelorisB


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Status: offline 		Goby & Marty are........
Two Big Fat A$$ Faces!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/8/2008 5:24:34 PM   
pghmarty


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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 6/8/2008 6:29:28 PM   
jackq

 

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From: Altoona/Newville, PA.
Status: offline 		O.K. youns guyz got me intreeged with Ms. Delorass and her crabz. Are them crabz big enuff to yous for bate?? If they ain't then maybe her crab patch cood be wattered down with miricle gro until they git big enuff. Or we cood harvest them and sell them too the guy whoo opined up the nue Chinney Man restorant. His name is Chuck Chin and he's alreddy put a big dent in the local cat populashun. Maybe I should git on the good side of Ms. Delorass with the crabz and make her a bizness partnor.

Hell.....OH!  ms. Delorass with the crabz

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