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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/30/2008 5:13:38 PM

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I made it howme safe an sownd. I haff good news. I met with my new boss an he sayed that I will be the new jeneral manijer of corking an packing for the Pensilvanya winerry. I am so happy an I will git a raze up to at leest $17 thowzend a yeer. I mite get uzed cumpanny truk to.

LLSun pleeze dont get like your Dad. He is a bewzer an you dont haff to be like him coz your edukadded and he izent. Go make vejatabels an froots for the needy. I bin in a lots a cuntreys that cood uze your help. Your a gude boy an got all the branez an luks so dont blow it like your day.

Ps; I had fun on are trip to but LLS you shood not ackt cockky coz you won the hoar contess. Member I haff relashens with twinz all the time so thare! An won of dem was your dads oll gerlfrend frum his trip to Franse. Hahahaaha so thare.....I win!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/30/2008 9:19:26 PM

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Musky, I devir thot of that abote the Pens. Thay spel like us.

OB, Dont try and giv no fotherlie advise to my LLS. That is my job. You dont even hav no kids so how you no?

OJ

PS My aynis is startin to kool doun a littel bit sinse the trip.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/30/2008 10:30:04 PM

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noxeema is gud foour da red a$$....

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/1/2008 9:31:07 AM

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Hallo evry buddy. We are bak frum are fishen axkerzgen. The fishen wuz grate and the hoaren wuz to. I cot 96, OB cot 81 and my long loss sun cot 13. He dont fish to good. As for the hoaren I cot 1 Ob cot 1 but the long loss sun cot 3. I thinck heaz much beter at hoaren than fishen.

I telld you that The long Loss Sun was a bad fisher men! He dont no sqwatt a bowt fishing womans or plant growin exsep may be for that marywanna stuff. The onnly time he looks like Tom Selick is wen he is standin nexx to Oxy John and OxtBob. Uther wize he looks like Jerry Lewwiss! it looks like he will be corrupted by the too Oxybutholes. I shood tell Mummy on you both!

PS; OJ Maybe you shood take a bath and skrape it with a puddy nife be for you yoze the noxzeema on your anus.

PSS; Me and my sun fisht lass week end and cot 25 an 22 in won day! So thare!

CUZ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/1/2008 11:52:09 PM

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BFC,

May be you shood skrape sum of that $hit off yor wadirs befor you palute the krick. You an yor dum fat sun cant even cetch a fish let a lone 20sum. You ly.

OJ

PS Tell yor step dotter I mite sweng bye and take her for a ride.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/3/2008 2:41:56 PM

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I fished with the OBFC Tri-O one day and have to say that it was entertaining. OxyBob and OxyJohn did catch a lot of fish but Lil OJ (aka LLS) was pretty bad but he was nowhere near as bad as the Big Fat Cousin. He snagged up a lot and threw his rod a couple times but all in all he wasn't too bad. I partied with them that afternoon and saw the LLS in action. He picked up a mountain hoar in the mountain bar. He left with her, did what he did and came back. Later that night he did it again. I was surprised because the women he picked up were the hottest mountain hoars in the bar.

Goooooooo Lil' OxyJohn........Long Lost Son/OxyHoar #1!

Tone

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/3/2008 8:39:06 PM

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Hay Tone why dint you call me to go fishen at the talerases this morneng? I coodent of went any waze coz I wuz coacheng my old gerl frends dotters soffball teem in a tornament. We loss thou.

I cot a lot of fish yesserday up the mowntens. Twenny sum trowt and 1 hoar. I cot her crick side and did her in the woods. It wuz a vary praduktiv day.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/4/2008 3:04:42 AM

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O my evrybuddy,

I'me ascared. I wuz sleapen at my ole gerlfrends traylor and we wer awoken up by the doar bell ringen at 2:30 Am. It wuz the crazy woman. She wuz skreemen and woke up evry buddy in the traylor cort. She kicked the door in and we cald the cops but she got away az uzuel.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/4/2008 4:39:39 AM

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OJ- I telld you that that kookoo wood evenshewally cum affer you an your old gerlfrend. Mummy sayed she saw sumwon stocking her traylor to. I bet it was her. You bedder git a restaneing ordder be for she duz sumthing bad!
The good news is that wile you wer fiteing with that kookoo hoar I had the twinz ovver lass nite and boy did we haff a nite. We did it all an I am tierd an sore all ovver. They streched me to far an I need sum time to recuvver. I think I will stay home an relaxx to day! (take that LLS)

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/4/2008 2:24:02 PM

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OJ - YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET FROM YOUR "HOARS"! YOUR A PIG......! You should be happy that your Old Girlfriend still likes you and lets you in her trailer!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/4/2008 4:46:31 PM

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You tell him Delorass! You wanna go on a fishing trip with me nexx weak end? I no a good plase in the mowntanes ware it is peaseful and we can haff a romannic time an good fishin.

CUZ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/5/2008 7:13:05 AM

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Hello Ol' Chaps,

I must say that I find this thread has become quite a quagmire for sexual escapades. If it's not the likes of OxyJohn's presumptuous women or OxyBob's twin sandwich, it's the escapades of OxyJohn's long lost son. What has become of this prestigous fishing thread?

Maybe it's time for some sexual therapy for the Oxy-Family!

Cheers & Good Luck Oxy-Family,
Sir Fish-a-Lot

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/5/2008 1:27:31 PM

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Fitchin report,
Went two da mowntains, kut lotz uf wud. saw lotz uf guys cachin native brokies...Saw lotz uf hoars at da bar. Noone fitched four hoars in are group..

MMOBFCBFCBS

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/6/2008 2:12:26 AM

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Ware is OJ at? I hope the kookoo dident git him an his new gerl frend!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/6/2008 7:44:12 AM

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GOOD News! I juss got appuved for a 30 yeer louwn morgaje for my new traylor. Can you belief that they allowd me to take 30 yeers to pay back my new uzed traylor? Man I shore am luckky. My paymints will be less than $100 dollers a munth. I think I mite share my luck with the twins to nite! This low paymint shood allow me to git a new car to. I bin eeyin up thoze new Smart cars. They haff bin in Urope for a long time but I saw them in the US lass time I was home.

Ps; I am gitting werryed abowt OJ. Any won here frum him? I hope the crazzy hoar dident get him. Mummy calld me to days in a row luwkin for him an she dont eevin like him that much!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/7/2008 5:45:04 AM

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No werd frum OJ. I calt him five timez lass nite an leff him a cuppel messajes. Mummy had sum won stop by his traylor and they sayed the lites wer off an he dident anser. BFC haff you see him at the club? I am werryd that the crazzy hoar did sum thing to him. I dont no wy I werry abowt him coz he all wayz endz up in sum predickamint an uzhually with anuther hoar.

Ps; I forgot to tell evry won that OJs Long loss Sun playd JayLo on the juke box at the mowntane bar an starded dansin. Hes luckky we no the peepel in thare or he wood uv got beet up.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/7/2008 11:58:40 AM

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OB, Ewe shuld tell LLS to quit playen that muusic befour he ruins his reputaation as a phyrst class hoarmonger. He shuld play da oficial band uf da OBFC

Lynard Skynard. Mowntain hoars luv skynard !!!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/7/2008 2:02:51 PM

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FITCHEN REPORT ........ FRENCH CRIK AT MY CAMP

Sorry for the late report we fitched saturday at camp and I got 3 small muskie. We also got a couple small walleyes. Saturday afternoon we went up to fitch erie at the south preir. We got some smallmouth bass and then the STORM CAME. WOW I was running back to my truck when I look up and saw a small water spout over br the perry monument All in all we had a good time. were going up to fish for smallmouth in a couple of days. I have pics of the muskies in the photo forum or look at this one. You can see in one of the pics what I use for bait. ......... http://forums.fishusa.com/photo.asp?photoid=637&asortType=6&apage=1

FLATFISH ............ FERNCH / ERIE / ALLEGHENY RIVER FITCHEN SCOWT

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/7/2008 3:41:02 PM

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Dont werry evrybuddy. I'me back at the traylor saif and sownd. I went to hide owt for a fyoo daze at sum gerls howse up in the mowntens. I new the crazy hoar wood nevir find me and even if she did my mownten hunny wood taik cair of her for me. I figerd it wuz saif by now. Wen I got bak hear I had tun of messijez 5 frum OB and abote 20 frum the crazy hoar thretening me abote he sitashens she got for tryen to brake in my old gerlfrends traylor.

Musky and FF, thancs for the repoarts. FF thoze wer nise pickchers you put on are string.

Daloris, eat krap. You to BFC,

Sir Sissy Pants, you are an odd fello.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/7/2008 4:51:59 PM

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I hope this IZ dis nut tha mountain girl

An hope this iz!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/8/2008 8:30:05 AM

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Martty, I saw a fwew gerls at the mowntan bar that luuked like that. Wen The long loss sun played that Jay Lo song on the juke box won of them came up to him an aksed him to dans an OJ had to stop him so he woodint get beet up. Musky was rite abowt them lyking Lererd Skinner coz they all ways play that free berd song.

Ps; OJ why dont you uze your cel fone? You cood of at leest calt Mummy! All you care abowt is hoars hoars an mor hoars! by the way how did you like the lone I got for my new traylor. Pritty good ha?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/8/2008 10:15:18 AM

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OB mabee ewe culd hellp OJ get a lone two, den tha hoars culdnt find him.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/8/2008 11:03:29 AM

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OB mabee ewe culd hellp OJ get a lone two, den tha hoars culdnt find him.

MMOBFCBFCBS

Musky- He had his chanse to werk with me at the winnerry in Franse but choosed to sleap with Soreena insteed. I can trie to git him a job at the new winnerry in the US but he dont wunt to moov owt of his traylor coz he sayed he haz to menny memrys. I wood let him stay with me if he gits a job. then may be he cood get a nise trylor in my traylor park. It eeven has a privit gate to let you in to the park. It is up to him thou!

Ps; Ware is luvver boy at /LLS/?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/8/2008 1:17:48 PM

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OJ can make fun of me abowt a lots a things but at leest I werk steddy and he only works wunse in a wile. The onlly thing he duz steddy is hoar arownd with hoars! I herd that he was in the hospidal for a cuppel days coz he got beet up by the crazzy bi$$h agane. The bar tender at the club sayed he saw them owt side the club and she was chasing with him with a pipe inner hand.

Your Dumm OJ and OxyBob and your long loss sun is to!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/8/2008 4:03:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: MuskyMastr

OB mabee ewe culd hellp OJ get a lone two, den tha hoars culdnt find him.

MMOBFCBFCBS

Musky- He had his chanse to werk with me at the winnerry in Franse but choosed to sleap with Soreena insteed. I can trie to git him a job at the new winnerry in the US but he dont wunt to moov owt of his traylor coz he sayed he haz to menny memrys. I wood let him stay with me if he gits a job. then may be he cood get a nise trylor in my traylor park. It eeven has a privit gate to let you in to the park. It is up to him thou!

Ps; Ware is luvver boy at /LLS/?

What duz werk halve to du with beeing a lone?

MMOBfcBFCBS

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/9/2008 10:16:30 AM

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Sarry Musky I dident reed it rite the ferst time. Your a littel meen sum time.Wy?

I am going a way for the weeken with the twins to the Netherlends. They wunt to haff thare way with me sum more be for I hed back to America. Sonja still wunts to cume with me an Soreena sayed she wood to but she dont wunt me an OJ to fite ovver her. I telld her that OJ can haff her but he will all wayz need uther hoars to (i dident cald them hoars to her). I reely dont wunt her to cum with me coz she is to demandding. She is mor OJs tipe.

Ps; OJ let me no if she shood cum home coz she will be your probblim not mine.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/9/2008 12:41:59 PM

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Srry OB eye didnt mean it mean, just funny.......butt its aslo funny that ewe thot it wuz mean...........Duz Sonja want two cum here permanant?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/11/2008 9:51:18 AM

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HAPPY
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DAY EVERYONE
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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/11/2008 12:12:55 PM

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I had 2 peoplez call me and wish ME
A HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! WTF???????

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 5/11/2008 12:37:04 PM

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Ewe ar sort uf motherly on here marty, ewe get are piktures four us and find us links and stuff!!!!

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