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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/19/2008 10:10:29 AM

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OxyBobber head,

I hope OJs mean EX comes up to camp, brings her big red wiffle bat and smashes that giant bobber-mole back into your head! I don't know why you just don't get that nasty tumer cut off. It wasn't so bad when you had hair but now it looks like it's alive!

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PS: I hope she gives OJ another woopass too! You big DOPES!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/19/2008 11:43:11 AM

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Hear me now, and believe me later!

It's not a toomar!!!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/19/2008 4:38:22 PM

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I wuz fishen this morneng minden my own bizness and all of a suddan my cell fone alertid me that I had a pickcher messij. It wuz frum the crazy woman. Wen I opend it thare it wuz....a pickcher of a mans peniss. I gess she got luky frum that guy on the innernet. Littel duz he no how un luky he is. I saw his prowfile on myspase and he looks like a littel pyoony packistanny.

Musky, I wood post her pickcher but she juss took my pics of me and sum of my hoars off of her myspase page. Beleef me she wasent werth it.

OJ

PS Pish may be you shood go owt with her.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/20/2008 4:21:33 AM

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PS: I fisht in a differnt plase than OJ on opening day coz he is stewpid. I dident wunt to fish with him or that nut gerlfrend of his coz I hate that crazzy gerl. Lass time I saw them to gether she slappt him so hard in the back that his gum flew owt of his mowth an in one of his uther hoars hare. She dident no it an it was all tangeled up like glew. Latter on he went up to her an sayed Eeeewwwww wat is that in your hare an laffed reel hard.

CUZ

OJ- Is this trew wat the BFC says? This is funy. I think the OBFC wood like to heer abowt this. Tell us!!!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/20/2008 9:43:44 AM

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OB,

I hait to say it but that storie that the BFC sed it chroo. All axcepp for her slappen me in the bak the rest of it wuz pritty funny. You no that stoopid smerk and laff the BFC duz all the time? He did it wen I sed that abote the gum in the uther hoars hare.

That crazie woman sended me a text lass nite wen I wuz owt with my new hoar. It sed she nose I'me reely mad at her (becoz she sended me that pitcher of that guys pekker) but she got me sum thing that I will reely luv. I juss ignord it. Its probley a case of the klap and I woodent luv that.

OJ

PS It wont be long be fore are annyel trowt fishen trip. I thinck my long loss sun will be comeng.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/20/2008 10:28:18 AM

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I cant wate for the trip. I got you sum of that Shamay Beljum Beer but I cant take as much as I did lass time coz I cant carry any on the plane this time. I will tri to bring at leest a haff a case home! I am glad your long loss sun will go with us coz he is big an strong an will proteck us frum the crazzy hoar! Will you pick me up at the air port? I hope I can truss you this time coz I dont haff a ride coz Mummy will be at the bingo convenshen in Atlanic Sity. We can go get are food and bate on the way home. TITE LINE!

TT - I dont unnerstand your hummor. I hope your not makking fun of me agane!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/20/2008 11:43:19 AM

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T.T. is stranje! He shood be votid owt of the OBFC for beeing so dum. If your gonna post then post sum think funny you shlep.

CUZ

PS; OJ your long loss sun is a grate fisher man. I saw him at wallmart buying #6 hooks gient bobbers an 8 pownd test line. He aksed me if it was OK for trowt fishing an I told him yes. Hes dummer than you! Do you still yell at him wen you fish?......

Dont reel your sminner thru the eye!
Qwit crosssing my line
Tye your oun hook
Dont smash the maggits wen you put them on the hook
Cloze the lid of the meel werm box
Fech me a beer wen you get sum thing out of the cooler

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/20/2008 8:03:06 PM

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BFC, I thinck that wuz yor littel fat pot hed sun. All thoze things you sed abote him bying are probley wat you by. He nose how to fish becoz I tot him. May be you cood send yor step dotter and yor ugley hoar wife up to camp to giv us plezure wen we git dun fishen.

OB, I can pik you up but we hav to herry hoam becoz I startid cowching my new gerlfrends dotters soffball teem and we hav pracktiss at 6;00 that nite.

OJ

PS Tone rode pass the soffball feald and sed I remindid him of Waltar Mathow becoz I wuz sitten in my chare with emptie beer cans all arownd and I wuz yellin at them.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/21/2008 6:38:53 AM

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BFC you are a big fat lyer! I member wen me an OJ wood fish with Lil OJ an he waz a good bisherboy. He cot lots a fish an I am shore he nose more than you an your stoopid kidz! You an that tubalard kid dident eeven no that you coodent fish be for opening day of trowt seezon lass yeer. Wen sum one telld you abowt it your chubby sun sayed he was fishin for sukkers. The only thing I do agree with you on is your lass statemint about gitting OJ his beer!

Ps; speekin uv sukkers is your step dotter cumming up to are camp this week? I want to meat her! She sownds fun!

Pss; OJ wye duz Tone think your like that polatishen Walter Mondel? Does he like to sit in his chare an drink alot like you?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/21/2008 7:09:24 AM

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OB, He sed Waltar Mathow not Mondail. He'se the one in that Movee the Bad Nooz Bares. Member wen Mummie took us to the drive in to sea that movee and you had a big crush on that gerl Tatem Oneel. You sed you wuntid her to be on yor Brownco Leeg teem. You sed you wuntid to show her wat yor bunt signel wuz.

OJ

PS That crazee woman kepp calleng the traylor and my sell fone all nite lass nite. I dint anser and had to tern off my sell fone and take the uther fone off the hook. I hoap Mummmie dint try to call.

PPS She sed she got me a prezent and sinse I wont tock to her she will male it to me. At leest I no it cant be a case of the clap. I dont thinck you can male that?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/21/2008 11:16:32 PM

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FITCHEN REPORT ......... PI BAY

Went fitchen for bass but got my limet of purch. Most were jombo and they were all nice and gunna be some guuood eaten two. got most of them on jigs and minnies got some nice small mouthes too. Them bass really fight hard on lite line, I fourgot my camerra or I would have took some piktures.

FLATFISH ....... ERIE BAY FITCHEN SCOWT

PS .... OJ Wheres that bar in erie that grils slide down that pole for money. I know you know ALL the bars crzy wemon hang out at

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/22/2008 7:42:36 AM

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OB, He sed Waltar Mathow not Mondail. He'se the one in that Movee the Bad Nooz Bares. Member wen Mummie took us to the drive in to sea that movee and you had a big crush on that gerl Tatem Oneel. You sed you wuntid her to be on yor Brownco Leeg teem. You sed you wuntid to show her wat yor bunt signel wuz.

O ya I member. She was HOT. I had a poseter of her in my room at Mummys traylor. I yuse to haff a gerl frend like her. We yuse to kiss like muvy stars in her muthers londry room then we wood go play base ball at the play grownd wen we wer abowt 6 yeers old. Wen we got older an had signals for steel an bunt and hit/run -the bunt sine was crosst the cowches chest and you use to chase thoze three littel retarded gerls in are traylor park and yell Bunt Sine Bunt Sine! Then go do the sine to them. I think they likkt it thou!

Ps; I am all pakked for are trip tomarro. I will pack a seprit sewt case for the Shimay beljum beer you like. I hope I dont git in trubbel for takking to much in to the US. I plan to drink lots on this trip espeshally sinse your long lost sun will joyn us. We need to teech him how to haff fun sinse if snowed on us an we frozed lass yeer!

FISH ON an Tite Line to OJ The Long Loss Sun and Me!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/22/2008 2:38:19 PM

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OxyFools - Just wunted to tell you that I ran in to OJs crazzy hoar and I telled her exackly ware you will be staying and fishing. She took notes and sayed she plans to camp owt and wate for you. She sayed that she is going to kick the crap owt of OxyBob an your long loss sun. She sayed she hazzent desided what she will do with OJ yet but it wont be pritty! Wowch your backs you Jacka$$es!

PS: I HOPE IT RANES THE HOLE TIME YOU FISH!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/22/2008 5:30:14 PM

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halve gud fitchin.....

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/23/2008 1:08:03 AM

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Thanks you Musky. I am gitting reddy to leaf. Sonja will take me to the air port. I am running a littel late so I hope she dont want plezhurd! We will keep you all posted on are fishing excurzhons!

Ps: OJ dont forgit to pick me up. Mimmy is at the Bingo convenshin!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/23/2008 3:07:56 AM

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she shuld plezure ewe on the way two tha airport. Tell her dat a litle rode hed mite keep ewe monongahelyonus. jest a sugestion....

Fitchin Report.....My kidz are catchin lotz uv trowt and croppies..Eye started smokin trowt en meye smoker and they are gud......

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/26/2008 12:16:38 AM

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FITCHEN REPORT COMING SOON ............
Well saturday is the frist day of walleye and I can't wait, I'll be fishing off my dock on french creek ..... YA BABY maybe catch a muskie or 2.

FLATFISH ........... FRENCH CREEK FITCHEN SCOWT

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/27/2008 2:16:01 PM

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Kan't wate to heer the fitchin reeport from the oxybros trip......And hopefully the hoarin reeport wil b even bedder.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/28/2008 4:06:37 PM

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Hallo evry buddy. We are bak frum are fishen axkerzgen. The fishen wuz grate and the hoaren wuz to. I cot 96, OB cot 81 and my long loss sun cot 13. He dont fish to good. As for the hoaren I cot 1 Ob cot 1 but the long loss sun cot 3. I thinck heaz much beter at hoaren than fishen.

We fisht Larel Hill Crick most of the time in lots of difrent plases. We cot are hoars in the monwten bar and the roadside bar. It wuz a grate time.

I will make a nuther post and tell moar but I nead to take a nap now. I am vary intocksakated rite now.

OJ

PS The crazy woman coodent find ware we wer. I tole her we wer stayeng in a tent at Skotty Land but that wuz a lie. Ha Ha coockoo.

PPS OB wuz scaird evry time he herd a noyze so he maid me go git my spot lite.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/28/2008 6:50:07 PM

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Hie, I am nue to comp-you-ters (sp), but sum consider me tha branes of the familie becoz I went to Voke Teck to becum a hoarticultoral sientist, not to be miztakin for my abilitie to pic up hoars at mownten bars.

PS Tha fishin trip wuz a blast. I slep on rocks mose of tha tyme wile my dad and uncool cot all tha fish an thay took pickchers of me sleepin. I jus went for the hoarin, witch is the baddle I wun. I landed hoars as big as 320 pownds. It wuz fun.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/28/2008 9:00:28 PM

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Hallo Evrywon! I am back at Mummys traylor and I haff to say that I am reel tired. OJ was rite abowt the fishin it was reel good but OJs longloss sun was absalootly amazing at caching the hoars. He pikked up this won that was a bicker babe. She was big but rel sexxy. He brot her back an got her to frends for me an OJ. Me an my longloss neffu shaired a room and I thunked I was going to teech him a thing or to bowt womanz but I saw him do things I wood uv nevver thot uv! I am reel prowd of him! His uther too hoars wer OK. Won had huuje biizems but a reel big bum. The uther was pritty but she had a tooth missin in the frunt like OJ. As far as OJs crazzy laddy OJ was rite coz she threttend to mash my mole with the big red wiffel ball bat so I was nervus evvry nite an made shore she wazzent stokking us. I dident sleep to good coz of that.

Ps; We starded to laff reel hard wen we herd OJ monning in the uther rume reel lowd! He got mad at us wen we made fun of him.
Pss; Musky- I got wat you sayed from Sonja on the way to the air port and it was reel good till I almost recked the car coz I keeped triing to wach her!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/28/2008 9:05:22 PM

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I jus went for the hoarin, witch is the baddle I wun. I landed hoars as big as 320 pownds. It wuz fun.

LLS- Hoarin is OK but juss coz you got the looks dont meen you shoodint lern to fish gooder like your dad an uncool dew!

Ps; You dont haff to rub it in by posting your pickcher on my string - We no your the hansum won in the famly.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/28/2008 9:06:56 PM

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Longlossnefew you need to stop by an see your GranMummy at the traylor! I telled her all abowt you an she wunts to spend alot more time with you coz she sayed you are famly and she wunts you to be a big gient part of her life. She all so sayed she dont wunt OJ to corrup you like he did to me!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/28/2008 9:28:11 PM

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Sun, I'me glad you finely joynd are fishen string. The membirs our all vary nise and you will lern valyoabel fisheng lessens. Welcom abroad.

Dad

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/28/2008 10:38:52 PM

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Ime glad I can becum a part of this fisheng string to. Do not worry OB I will stop and cee GranMummy as soon as I leeve tha bar in the mourning. I will tale her that OJ has only courupted me into the fab-you-loss life of hoarin, and its sumthing that I can beet yinz gie's at, so it makes me happy. Do not fill bad that my hourin is bedder then yurs, on are next fisheng addvenchure I will sho yu sum trix of the traid and yu will be landin bigger hoars then me in no tyme.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/28/2008 11:56:35 PM

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Welcum LLS it's nize two meat ewe! I am gladd to here that ewe guys halved gud fitchin and hoarin.

Duknot bee upcet that LLS did bedder at hoarin. It es liek he is scowtin for you'uns, ef he has two go two tha doktor then duknot pik dose wons up nexkt thyme...

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P.S. LLS how long wuz ewe losst four?

P.S.S. I wuz sowwy two here about your're BFC. My kondolenses (four him bein your cuzin and all)

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/29/2008 5:41:52 AM

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It is allso nise to meat yu MM. I gess yu arr rite, I am like a scowt for my elders. I am only bee-ing curtyoss.

PS I wuz loss fore fifetene yeers in Ooze-Beck-I-Stan studing plants fore my job as a hoarticultural sientist, they applie nall-lej abowt manie different tipes of plants such as frutes and vejtebels. No won new I lef becoz I did not have a fone at the tyme.

PSS It is oh kay about the BFC, he's just a fat jag-off who soils hisself on a regyoular baseis. HAHA.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/29/2008 6:52:00 AM

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LLS, You no the reel reezen I sended you to hortacaltrist skool wuz so that you cood gro sum good marawonna? And all you wunt to do is help thoze poar peepel in therd werld contrees grow froot and vegabels.

MM, May be nex yeer we will taik you with us on are trip.

FF, Good luk ceching thoze wall ize.

OJ

PS I hoap Kookoolala is not to sik to tail OB to the areport becoz I have a dait with my old gerlfrend to day.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/29/2008 10:41:01 PM

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I am sad that OB and my Long Loss Sun left and the weak end is over but I am all so glad thay are gon. Even four me I dranck to much. Wen I went to the bath room it felt like I wuz crapeng owt hot charcole brikets. I thinck I indoljed in in tireley to much booz and food.

OJ

PS I staid at my traylor to wotch the Pengwin game and juss dranck wotter. Thay look grate thou.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/30/2008 12:32:15 AM

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I liek tha pengwins bcaws wen ewe spell there nams on hear they look liek tha rest of hour werds.. Petr Sykora Kris Beech Pascal Dupuis Marian Hossa Georges Laraque Evgeni Jarkko Ruutu Staal Jeff Taffe Maxime Talbot Sergei Gonchar Kris Letang Scuderi Sydor Sabourin

Eye think that all da pengwins shuld be onorary mimbers of da klub caus of how they speel thier names.

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