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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/10/2008 4:13:30 PM   
DelorisB


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Status: offline 		Musky you are a nasty pig. Why don't you and your boyfriend OJ go live in the woods together. I think OJ has a man crush on you! All he does is talk about how much he likes you and all you do is talk about disgusting crap that makes me want to smack your face. I Hate You!
 
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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/10/2008 4:17:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		"B"  Eye am sorry two let ewe down butt eye am married an dont liek that smackin stuff neways, it jus dozent du it four me.  BFC mite liek it tho, try it on him.  Good luck with the stains.....

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/10/2008 11:25:53 PM   
FLATFISH-4F

 

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Status: offline 		I SAY LETS HAVE THE FRIST .......... OBFC PAAAAAAAARTY SOMEWHERE THIS SUMMER. I'M IN LETS PARTY. OXYBOB WHEN R U COMEING HOME NEXT,.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/11/2008 2:58:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		OB, that wuz one of the funnyest $hit storys yet.  I luvd it.  It wuz all most as funnie as wen you $hit in the allavater.

Daloris, I am cumfertabel anuf in my mask ulinity that I dont cair what you thinck.  I luv womens.  I juss thinck me and Musky wood be good frends if we met.  Moooooo to you and Meeeeeyow to yor cats.

FF, that is a good ideya.  Cownt me in to.

OJ

PS  I am drucnk now and I juss got hoam.  I thinck it wuz hoar nite at the klub coz I got lukky agane.  Nite nite.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/11/2008 3:41:37 AM   
MuskyMastr


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Status: offline 		OJ cungragulations!!!  Ewe r a pro fisherman now.....1001 posts

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/11/2008 4:54:20 PM   
OxyJohn


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Thanck you Musky my frend.

I'me off to camp to cetch, fish drinck booz and chase hoars.

OJ

PS  Good luk to all klub membirs on this festiv acajen.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/11/2008 5:10:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hallo All! I am happy to be back frum Ramannia and back in Franse. I hate that cowntry it is derty thare are dogs evry ware and the rodes are like driving ovver rale rode tracks. Trowt seezon is finaley hear an I will be sad all week end coz evry won will be haffing fun fishing and I will be stuck in Frenchvill!  GOOD LUCK TO EVRY ONE!

OJ- Glad you liked my terd storry. Can you belief that made rote me a note coz the terds wer to big to flush off the lege? I fixed her with the Dubbel dekker terd on the lege!

FF - I will muve home in the middel of July. May be we can haff a reunyen in the fall??

Musky - I think you need sum time with your wiffe coz you seem hornney-or is it Delorass geting you hot?

Delorass- I am glad you like the BFC. He is HOT. You will make a good cuppel! PUuuuuuuuuu!

BFC- Look at Delorassis rite but cheek- She has a speshal brown mole that looks like she dident wipe good. Im shore you will like it!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/11/2008 5:45:58 PM   
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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/11/2008 6:30:48 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		Hay Dedbolt...DONT BE A DEDBEET!!!  If its such a waist of servir spase then dont post on hear no moar you big NERD!

OJ

PS  Well I'me off to the mowntens now.  Good luk evrybuddy axcepp Dedbeet.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/12/2008 3:18:47 AM   
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Hay Dedbolt...DONT BE A DEDBEET!!!  If its such a waist of servir spase then dont post on hear no moar you big TURD!

OJ

PS  Well I'me off to the mowntens now.  Good luk evrybuddy axcepp Dedbeet.

Fixed yore spilling. Know knead too say  thanx.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/12/2008 8:13:35 AM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		Well its juss affer 8 oclock an I wunder if OJ an his long losst sun cot dare ferst fish yet. I hope BFC goze to the same spot as OJ so sum won will get wet!  Let me no how evvery buddy duz this weeken!

Ps; DEER Dedbeet - YOU STINK! GO SLEEP AN STAY OFF ARE STRING YOU BIG SHLEPFACE!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/12/2008 3:06:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		I hope you all fall in the water today! YOU TOO BFC. You said you would call last night and you didn't! 
 
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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/12/2008 4:28:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dilhoarus, remember that wen ewe ar sumwon's hoar, dat ewe shuld never expekt a call within a weak on either side of opening day of trowt seeson

Took mi kids today dey cot 4 rainbows and 9 brookies, too huge crappies and 5 big purch......dey played in da minno buket an jumped in da water it wuz a great day.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/12/2008 5:46:22 PM   
Pishyfishpish


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Status: offline 		Wow Musky that is nice. I had a similar day.....I dipped into a bucket and jumped it all day too! It even smelled a little fishy. What a coincidense!

 Pish

PS: I hope those two dopes (OJ & BFC) got together for a rumble in the creek! By the way, do they get a ride to the creek on the short bus or does Mummy drive them?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/13/2008 10:05:28 AM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		PISH - MIND YOUR BIZNESS AND STAY OFF MY STRING! GO SLEEP!

I am werryed abowt OJ. He uzhully calls me in the mornning US time wen hez on his way to fish and he dident. I cald my frends cabin yeserday arownd 1;00 pM coz he all wayz goez to see them affer he gits his limit but he dident show up yet. So I figgerd he eether got skunked an went home (wich I dowt coz he wood at leest go sea his mowntane hoars) or the BFC and his possy did wat they sayed they wood do to him or may be the crazzy woman got him. So if any buddy nose ware OJ is pleeze tell me.

Ps; BFC did you see him or do sum thing to him?

Pss; I hope you all cot lots a fish. Musky glad to no your kids had fun. Did you take your wiffey two or leeve her home like you uzhally do?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/13/2008 2:15:13 PM   
MuskyMastr


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Status: offline 		I made her walk two da lake later wif da baby so she culd loose wait.....

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/13/2008 2:49:50 PM   
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Nothing better than seeing a Big Fat Mother pushing her kid in a stroller along the lake while her drunken husband fishes for hoars........

 Pish

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/13/2008 11:46:54 PM   
MuskyMastr


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Status: offline 		Hey Phishpiss, I am aloowed to maek fun of her ewe ar not.   

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/14/2008 1:33:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well Im off to Kazickstan to look at a wine bottel plant. I still havent herd frum OJ and neether has Mummy but that is nuthing new! I hope I have emale owt thare.

Ps; Musky juss ignor Pishpants hez dumm! Im shore your wife izent that fat. You probbly eggsajerate.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/14/2008 2:26:10 AM   
MuskyMastr


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Status: offline 		No she es fatter dan when eye met her, butt she kan defend herself she beet up the too best linebackers eye ever coached won nite wen we wuz jrinkin......

Eye reely donut kare whut Pisspants says, eye just liek to sound off.....

MMOBFCBFCBS

P.S.  maybee OJ & BFC halve rekonsiled ther difrances and are jrinking at da klub.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/15/2008 7:53:27 PM   
OxyJohn


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Status: offline 		Well evry buddy I'me hoam.  It wuz a long storie.  I ran in to the crazy woman on Fryday nite up the mowntens.  We got a mowtel room and staid up all nite haveng sex and drenkeng.  We slepp in and mist the start of opneng day.  We finley went fisheng and I cot sum fish.  She cot one and then startid tocking crap on sum uther guy thare fisheng coz she wuz drunk agane.  I tole her lets go hav a drink in the mownten bar and shoot pool coz she likes that.  It wuz fun.

Then she startid her manstrall sykel and got reel crazy.  Wen we got bak to the mowtel she wuz in one of her syko moods and wuz freeking owt abote how much fun she had but I hav a new gerlfrend.  Then she ran me owver. Yes ran me owver.  I spended the nex cuppel daze in Summerset Hospetel.  She all waze manijiz to hert me sum how.

OJ

PS  My laig is in a cast now.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/15/2008 9:36:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		OJ  sory bout youre axident.  Ewe shuld start lifting waits an frow dat kunnt in da laek with sum sement shooes.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/16/2008 5:40:00 AM   
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Then she ran me owver. Yes ran me owver.  I spended the nex cuppel daze in Summerset Hospetel.  She all waze manijiz to hert me sum how.

OJ

PS  My laig is in a cast now.


OJ I am still in Kazakastan and am frushstrated enuff coz I bin in a snow blizzard an stuck in a van for 4 howers. I funnally git to a desent hotel with innernet an I haff to reed this crap! You prommissed that you wood leaf this crazzy womans an you lyed agane. Now you haff a cast on an we haff are trip planned for nexx week. This is juss grate! I gess you will stay in the camp an drink all day coz Im fishin with or with owt you you big dum a$$! Sarry for the bad werd but I am reely mad at you. I mite not eeven come home now coz of your stuppidatty.

Ps; YOU STINK OJ!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/16/2008 6:53:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Musky, thats a good ideya.  Thats wat she dazervs becoz she is vary vilent and dont even cair juss like wen she broak my arm off the boan.

OB, dont werry its not broak to bad.  I tole them to giv me a wotter prewf wocking cast so I cood steel go fishen.  I all reddy tride it owt and it werks pritty good.  I juss cant wock to fast but its ok.  We can steel go.

OJ

PS  Maik shore you flush this tiem and dont leev a nuther big terd on the ledje.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/16/2008 7:10:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		OJ- rite now I dont kare if you go or not coz I am PO"d a bowt you still beeing with that crazzy gerl. She makes me noshus and scares me. Now she nose ware we like to fish and will probbly come to find me an beet the crap owt of me and brake my leg an arm bothe. She sayed she was going to hit my mole with won of those big red wiffel bal bats an I belief her! We mite haff to go fish sum ware else this yeer. I will bring my bb gun from mummys traylor with me to proteck my self!

Ps; I am not going to hold you up all weak like the yeer I had to do it wen you had back serjurry!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/16/2008 7:51:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dont werry.  She gits so drunck that she cant even member ware the terns are.  And I do like Bankman Tone and go the bak rodes and nevir go the saim way twise.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/18/2008 1:48:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hallo evry buddy.  I hav good nooz.  The crazy woman met sum guy on the innernet and has a dait this weak end.  May be she will leev me a lone now.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/18/2008 1:56:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		Gud two here frum ewe OxyJohn, Eye wuz worried that ewe had two much OxyPainmeds.........

eye think we shuld see a pixchure of dis krazy woman two sea if she wuz worf it or knot....


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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/18/2008 4:18:58 PM   
OXYBOB

 

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Status: offline 		I am home frum that stupid cuntree Kazickstan. I flyed 6 oures to git thare an the hotel was like a hut. It smeld an was cold an the bed had a derty sheet an a stinky blankit. I had to wate 15 minits for the wader to get cleer enuff to shower an you coodent evven drink it in the hotel coz it was juss nastty. It looked like choklit milk wen I ternd it on. I had diareeas for the lass three days an it wont stop. I all most got kild in the taxxi coz it snowed so bad an the stuppid drivver drove to fast. We skidded off the rode an all moss got hit by a truck on the uther side. I was skared an endid up crapping a littel in my pants frum the diareeas. I had to go to the plant an dident notis that I had a big stane in my pants till I got back to the hotel.           I am so happy to be home, I cald the twins for a date an they sayed they wood be ovver for a drink, I hope to git a Oxy sammich but I am scard I mite poop in my pants. I went to the farmacy an got sum thing like imodeeum to stop my diareeas. I hope it werks! 

Ps; OJ may be she will fall in luv an leaf you alone! I still am scard of her.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/18/2008 5:23:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		OxyBob- Did you see Borat in Kazickstan? Izent that ware hez frum? You probly fit rite in that cuntrey! Is that in Rusha or China?

PS: I fisht in a differnt plase than OJ on opening day coz he is stewpid. I dident wunt to fish with him or that nut gerlfrend of his coz I hate that crazzy gerl. Lass time I saw them to gether she slappt him so hard in the back that his gum flew owt of his mowth an in one of his uther hoars hare. She dident no it an it was all tangeled up like glew. Latter on he went up to her an sayed Eeeewwwww wat is that in your hare an laffed reel hard.

CUZ

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