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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/3/2008 9:43:01 AM

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Waderboy I thinck you haff qweschin marks coz you dont no if she is a gerl or not. I can comferm that she is and she is a nise looking laddy. Unforchinitley she got meen sinse I met her. As for Pish....Dont truss him coz he chanjes like the wether. He use to be mine an OJs frend till he tryed to steel my X wife (OxyJen). He is worser than OJ with womans! Well almoss.

Ps; Martty you shood tell OJ ware to get that antie siffaless fire wall an if you no ware he can get a anti critter crab fire wall you shood tell him.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/3/2008 12:04:28 PM

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OB Isle take yore werd thet it is a wiminz an not jus sumone thet had surjury,if yew get my driff.
Eye aim going too stat trakking when her posts cum. Tha ownliest thing Eye kan ges iz thet she ownly posts at thet thyme of month.
Doan werry Eye stil doan truss Phishfase. Eye dew wish he had stealed my firse wife afor Eye married her.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/3/2008 9:20:33 PM

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I thinck this mite b the man who haz bin syber dateng the crazy woman. Shez stoopid and telz peepel who she is. She is vary desprit.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/5/2008 9:08:47 AM

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OxyBob is leeving to go bak to Franze to day. He spended the nite at Mummies traylor and is goyng strate to the areport. He dont need me to drive him this time. He sed sinse the lass time wen I four got to pick him up he juss rentid a car. He sed the winrey pade for it thou. I'm glad he fownd his nue traylor. Now wen he comes bak for are fishen trip at the end of the munth he wont be strest owt.

OJ

PS That crazy woman keaps leeving me hate male and meen messijez on my sail fone.

PPS Tone juss cald me frum Ohyo Pile. He wuz fishen but sed he dint cetch any thing. He sed he wunts to come bak and meat me at the pond. I tole him I promist my nue gerlfrend that I wood go wotch her dotter play socker at 10:00 but I wood meat him thare aftir.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/5/2008 9:51:32 AM

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Well I am off to Franse in a littel bit. Mummy is sad agane but I telld her that I wood be cumming home for gud in Jewly. She sayed yes but you will be on the uther side of the state and she hintted that she wunts to stay with me in my new traylor. I dident say any thing but did hint to her that Sonya mite moove back with me. I haff to go to Romaniya and Kazukstan in the nexx to weeks to look at sum new plants to make wine. I dont wunt to but my boss sayed pleeze so I will. I cant wate till I am dun with theeze too trips coz the nexx week me an OJ will be fishing in the mowntanes with no stres (exsep worrying that his crazzy hoar will find us).

Ps; Good luck to all are mimbers on opining day! Tite Line Evry Buddy!!!!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/5/2008 8:49:22 PM

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OB, I dont no ware the to plases you sed you were goyng Krakastan and the uther but all I no is that I went bak to that bar we wer in lass weak with that fat soffball hed bar ownir and thare wuz this bar tender with such low cut pance that she muss have bin frum Asscrakastan.

I wuz with Tone and he wuz in one of his growchy moods agane. I sapost to meat him tomaro to go fishen.

OJ

PS Sorey abote my ramblin but I'me lickerd up and smokt sum weeds.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/6/2008 12:14:08 AM

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Me and Flatfish went fitchin the other day. He gayve an awesum fitchin report about our day. Congradulations on that report Flatfish, it was awesum. But on top of awesum fitchin that we caim across, flatfish had an awesum idear. He thowght that as VP and creatwhore of the club, shuld suggest his idear. Maybe one day next fall, we will have ower furst official club meating. I yam in flavor, so i wanted to bring it two the floor and see whut everywon else thought about the idear. We culd fish of course.

PS. Thans flatfish four the grate weekend, maybee we shuld ask the hillbilly to join ower club?

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/6/2008 4:13:19 AM

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I made it back to Franse safe an sownd!

OJ- I dont no ware that Kakastan is eether but its betwean Chiina an Rusha and Afganerstan I think. I hope Osama dont try to get me! I telld you to stop smoking that stuff. That whoar got you started with thoze bad habetts and you need to stop it be for you get in trubbel. Mummy aksed me if you wer doing it an I had to ly an say no so stop it.

Steelhed - I like the ideer but you sayed a mistake. OJ is the VP not flatfish. he is the hed fishing scowt (an a good won to). May be wen I move back to the US we can plan a trip.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/6/2008 8:27:13 AM

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OB, I'me glad yor bak hoam saif and sownd. To bad you had to go bak thare at all thou. O well it wont be long now till yor bak for good.

Steelhed, that sownds like a good ideya. I wood like to get to meat all uv are membirs in persen.

OJ

PS I'me off to go fischen sum ware. May be the pond or may be the Yock.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/6/2008 9:20:51 AM

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OJ I juss wunt you to no that me an my boy will be fishing the same plase you wil be fishing on ferst day of trowt so dont start any trubbel or you will be sarry! I am tired of all your crap and so is my wife. She herd the stepdotter on the fone with you and she sed it sownded like she was having fone sex. She dident say any thing to her but the wife herd her say your name too or thre times. She wunts to skrach your eyez out so wach owt for her.

PS: If you wunt to go with me ferst day you can coz I got my check an hid it frum the wife so I can drive if you wunt.

CUZ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/6/2008 3:42:39 PM

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I went ovver to my frends howse who is from Newyork so I cood stay awake an git back on French time an he made me drink to much agane. I thot I was gonna be free frum all the booz wen I got away frum OJ but I am intoxakatded agane. OJ cerrrups me an I am afrade I am gitting juss like him. I liv 4000 milez a way and if I am less than 300 milez a way I no I will be in trubbel coz he will make me meet him an his hoars in the mowntanes evvry weekend. I am gitting werryed abowt moving back to Pa.

Ps; Cuz I dont think OJ will wunt to fish with you and espeshally the littel BFC coz he izent to happy with you rite now! Ask him coz may be he will chanje his mind. All so....Tell Misses BFC she shood be happy OJ was onlly having fone sex with her step dodder an not the reel thing! Shez lukky!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/6/2008 6:04:49 PM

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BFC, thare aynt no way in hell I will go fishen with you on ferst day you big fat tubbalard. And I better not sea you or yor littel fat grumpy sun any ware neer my fishen spot on ferst day. May be you shood go to that littel mud puttel creek with yor dum frend Jim like lass yeer. And tell yor ugley fat rakoon fase wife I wuzent the one that her hoar dotter wuz haveng fone sex with. I havent tockt to her sinse be four she went to rehab.

OB, I dont no why you all waze blaim me for yor elkaholizm. You no you like to drinck juss as much as me and aspeshelly wen were togethir.

I fisht the pond to day with the guy who livs in the traylor behind me and Tone came to. He wuz cumplaneng abote evrything. He fisht 5 feat frum me and then sed I kepp krossing his line. I cot lots of fish thou.

OJ

PS I thinck the crazy woman went up to the mowntens to go fisheng. I thinck shez fisheng for moar than fish thou.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/7/2008 9:45:01 AM

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OB, I dont no why you all waze blaim me for yor elkaholizm. You no you like to drinck juss as much as me and aspeshelly wen were togethir.

PS I thinck the crazy woman went up to the mowntens to go fisheng. I thinck shez fisheng for moar than fish thou.

OJ- I think you ar rite abowt me likeing to drink like you that is wy I am offishally not drinking any more! Everry time I git with you I drink to much. I will deside if I will drink durring the trip wonse I get home!

As far as that crazzy womans goez I haff a bad feelling that she is scopping owt a way to do sum thing bad to us during are trip. May be you shood contack saquritty at the cabin plase so we can be proteckted! See wat exsess drinking duz to peeple. thats wy I mite qwit drinkking for good!

Ps; you shood let the BFC, the BFC step dotter, the BFC wife and the littel BFC fish with you on Opening Day! You can ty thare hooks and bate them to.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/7/2008 2:03:48 PM

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OxyPapa

OJ - I dident reely wunt to fish with you any way. I only wunted you to joyn us so we couwd beet the crap owt of you an throw you in the crick but it seems like your crazzy gerl frend will do that any way! I hope she rewins your trip and kicks the crap owt of you and OxyBob!

You to big Shleps.....

PS; I figered it owt...That pickcher is your long loss Dad! He looks jusst like you and OxyBob!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/7/2008 4:56:54 PM

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Big Fat Cuz - That was funny. Be careful because OJ and that Hoar might reconsile and she may kick the crap out of you!

Let's all try to figure out the meaning of "Shlep"......

My version:
A big, fat, mole headed, greasy haired, toothless person living in a traler park?

Pish

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/8/2008 4:17:06 AM

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Yew go sleep now!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/8/2008 6:27:17 AM

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Pish - Your dum!

A shlep is probbly that slime that hanggs owt of the cornner of Pishes mowth and gows up an down his lipps wen he tocks!

YOU STINK PISH - STAY OFF MY STRING - SHLEP MOWTH

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/8/2008 6:47:39 AM

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OB, if yor not drinken likek we all waze do on are fishen trips then dont even bother commeng hoam. Thats the fun part. I'le steel be drinken and I dont wunt you leckchering me the hole time.

BFC, thare will be NO BIG FAT FAMLEY MEMBIRS with me on opneng day. I all reddy have planz with my long loss sun and Tone. I wood like to sea you try to thro me in the crick to. I wood beet the liven krap owt of you and if I reckensile with the crazy hoar she wood help juss like Pish sed (Goood one abote OB by the way).

OJ

PS I thinck Waderboy reely dont like Pish.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/8/2008 9:57:31 AM

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OJ the toothless part was about you

Pish

ps; if wadergirl wants a piece of me Ill be ready and waiting for her!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/8/2008 10:22:57 PM

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Pish, you stinck. No wunder no budy likes you. I will fix you up with the crazy wadir woman if you want too becoz she is so desprit that she wood probley go owt with a ugly bass terd like you. Go sleap.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/9/2008 3:18:58 AM

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OJ banged a krazy hoar
who wunted his dik some more
butt he sed hell know
da beeatch had two go
now she keeps throwing him down on the floor

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/9/2008 2:11:15 PM

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I AM FAYOOMIN RITE NOW!

Ferst of all I am in Ramaneea an dident wunt to be hear. I had to take a plane to the Check Republick them to Bookarest an I am still jet lacked an tyred frum beeing in the US with OJ for to weeks. I had to poop reely bad so I did. Then I flusht and went to go haff diner. I juss got back and thare waz a note on my bath rume mirrer. It sayed sum thing in Ramaneean (probbly the same azz in Inglish be low it} an under it it sayd this....make the $hit go to the sewer you stinkky swine.

I dident no wat it ment but I lookt in the toylit boal and now I no. Thare toylits are shappt funny. It haz a flat lege on it so your terd stayz on the lege till you flush. I flusht but it was so big an hevvy that the wader presher muss notta muved it. I gess the made coms in in the eveining for sum reezun and she dident like to see the terd sitting on the lege. Well I can tell you that she will see it tomorro to coz I aint flushin it now. In fack I tryed to flush it wonse and it wont muve so she can pick it out with her hand. I cant beleev she wood rite that!

Ps; If I dident no OJ was in the US I wood sware he did this to me (poop an note)!
Pss; OJ you dont haff to werry abowt me not drinkin coz I am drinkin all reddy! I am POd

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/9/2008 5:40:41 PM

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Musky that wuz a good pome.

OB, that wuz a good storie. Befor you leev you shood $hit on the lid like you did wen we wer in that mowtel in Alabamma. Then stik the note in it.

OJ

I hav to go take my gerlfrends dotter to soffball praktiss now.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/9/2008 11:42:26 PM

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OJ ef wee hanged owt we wuld git en trubble, that is sum funny chit right there

OB leaf a note four dat rogainian hoar dat says she is luky ewe didnt give her a chili dog. Wen she axks what a chili dog is show her dat it is wen you poop on her boobies and den halve boobie intercoarse.

ef she still cumplains den jus giv her a cleveland steamer.

MMOBFCBFCBS

P.S. are ewe sure BFC isnt over there sumwhere?

P.S.S. OB ef she lieks bof of dose ideas, get me her number

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/10/2008 6:54:07 AM

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You rite Musky but we wood hav fun thou. May be we will meat at the reyoonyen that the kid with the skiney arms in tryeng to organize. Whats a clevlend steemer?

Hay OB giv us a updait on the terd sichuashen.

OJ

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/10/2008 7:01:06 AM

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Eye dun't deslyke Phishpuss. Eye gess Eue waz rong bout hiz chainging an waz desapoited. Eye theenk he think he chainged bak cuz he theenks he mite git in Duhloserus's steenky pants that weigh. Maebee Eye em nigheave.
PS Pissyface ewe wood no it if Eye waz after a phight. Eye'm not alweighs this nise.

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/10/2008 10:06:26 AM

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Hay OB giv us a updait on the terd sichuashen.

OJ

I leff that dum hotell an went to anuther won to day. I refuzed to flush the terd in fack I leff anuther won an went dowen stares to the publick bath room to wipe. Wen I leff thare was too giant terds on the lege an I leff a note on the mirrer that sayed - Deer made. Thank you for cleening my room so good. For your good servis I leff you an your helper too prezent in the toylit. Hope you injoy them.

Ps; You shood a seen them. They lookt like too giant logs an the secund won layd on top uv the uther one so the made will need a shuvvel to get them down!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/10/2008 2:49:13 PM

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Maybee eye will explane a cleveland steemer at da reyounion ef der es won. I know sum udder gud wons two. Eye don't wunt two git yelled at four beeing grouse on theese boreds.

Sum udder gud wons...

Tha angry pirate (dat is a gud won)
da easy bake oven (has to be summertyme)

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/10/2008 3:58:42 PM

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I dont know who is the grossest PIG...OxyBob or MuskyMastr? You prople make me sick! Pigs!

"D"

ps; BFC thanks for the phone call and flowers. Your not the person I thought you were. By the way....Yes!

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RE: OxyBob Fishing Club - We are Back - 4/10/2008 4:02:52 PM

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"D" if dat posst uv mine made ewe hot, eye am sorry. Frum now on eye will try to keep my posts from gettin your drawers all greased up.

MMOBFCBFCBS

P.S. BFC ewe are hard to teech, Don't spend youre monies on flowers and phone bills, spend it on bait & Beer.

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