Grendel
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True Story: Two years ago while walking up and down a stream and watching the sea of humanity fishing, I noticed a spacious area void of folks except for this one lone soul. A quick visual scan suggested that there were fish in front of him, but yet, folks did not have him crowded out. Curiousity got the best of me, so I went over and waded out to him to find out what was up. Simply stated, "How the hell did you manage from keeping people out of your hip pocket?" He turned to me with a grin, and pointewd to his gear on the bank of the stream. In a nice mellow voice he replied: "Over there in my pile of stuff, you will see a HELP WANTED sign. When I think it is getting a bit too crowded for my liking, I go over there and wave it around for a few minutes. You see, the deadbeats, scammers, and the useless want nothing to do with a sign like that. Although this one time a younger feller did ask me about a job. I told him the story, but did arrange a job interview for him through my company. With that sign, not only do i have elbow room, but I also have room to spit my Copenhagen." Now that is a man of GENIOUS! Doc
< Message edited by Grendel -- 9/20/2008 10:07:12 AM >
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