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another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 8:38:15 AM   
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Interesting ! (Why Not?)



Subject: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan


I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We
Deserve  It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bona
Fide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and
child.

So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals
$425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It
Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of
30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.

That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college - it'll be there
Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car - create jobs
Invest in the market - capital drives growth
Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed
Forces.

If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of
trickling out  a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being
proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every
adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG - liquidate it .
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.

Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in
Washington DC .

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because
$25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.





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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 8:51:38 AM   
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Sounds good, but I have one word for you to consider..... INFLATION.  No matter how much they dole out, the cost of everything will go up so in the end. 

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 9:02:39 AM   
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hmmmmm, do the mAth DuUd.

It'S nOt $425,000. tRY $425. AfTer taxES thAT's $300.


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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 9:13:26 AM   
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really did not look too hard at this.  was meant to bring a smile only.  whatever they do, it will is going to spank us eventually.

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 9:22:01 AM   
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rap you could work on the senate finance oversight committee

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 10:00:29 AM   
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it sums it up as this greed greed greed  and the head ceo s  need a swift kick in there arss and take there homes yahtz jets and off shore accounts then put them in a mexican prision and put punk me puta on there shirt aaaaa little harsh but watch a lot of those guys come clean fast its proven if you put temtation at hand long enough it will happen it starts at a penny or dime and next its a fist full of dollars then a bag then a box then a van full then bahamas here we come yaaaaaaaa ya they do it every day

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 10:02:05 AM   
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Except whatever they do with the money, they will have to borrow it from foreign countries who will want some interest which means we will have to pay back what we borrow plus interest. Just another nail in the coffin. Remember --the government doesn't make a penny, they just take our money and redristribute it.

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 10:26:45 AM   
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Welp after being told everything is OK and our economy is strong and powerful....boy all that **** changed overnight didnt it???

Id love to be able to take my money, freely invest it in any high risk investments where I could make a bundle or lose my ass, then when I lose my ass someone comes back and says...Oh man we feel bad for you...heres all your money back....and then some to help you get back on your feet...I wonder what the CEO of AIG is gonna stuff in his pocket when he gets that fat bailout check!, COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!  They dug their hole, let them lay in it and shovel in the dirt...SO MUCH FOR CAPITALISM...SO MUCH FOR FREE MARKET!

This administration has been some of the Biggest idiots EVER and have ROBBED THIS COUNTRY BLIND and Sen John. McCain and his 7 houses has gone along with all of it (and if not most of it!)!  Hes got 7 while the rest of us struggle to afford 1...Yea hes really on my level... he understands what the common man goes through...

Against abortion but pro war??...make sure you have all those kids so they can grow up, turn 18 join the military and be shipped overseas kill the religious enemy and possibly be killed themselves...theres some good Christian values right there....Do what we do or we will shoot you....

I dont care if the next Democrat is PURPLE, Im voting for him...

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 11:26:21 AM   
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rap you could work on the senate finance oversight committee

not me riz, i'm honest 

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 11:27:25 AM   
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btw, whoever authored the above article meant to do it as humor, so don't put a lot of thought into this thread.  we still need to smile in times like these.

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 11:31:32 AM   
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sounds like a good idea to me


show me the money!!! 


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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 11:42:25 AM   
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90 % of Americans would be broke 30 days after they got their check! lol

But designer clothes, Palin "look alike" glasses, Cadillac, and Rolex sales would hit the roof!

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 11:46:49 AM   
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id invest my 425 in another day to erie,pa. to he11 with the rolex.

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 12:18:32 PM   
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id invest my 425 in another day to erie,pa. to he11 with the rolex.


Won't be long now.

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 12:28:22 PM   
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i would buy a tank of gas.

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 12:31:10 PM   
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Vaseline!!!.....or KY jelly 'cause no matter what, I think were gonna get a real good screwin'

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 12:41:49 PM   
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id fill my home oil tank.... HALF WAY!

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 2:24:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: FlashDance

hmmmmm, do the mAth DuUd.

It'S nOt $425,000. tRY $425. AfTer taxES thAT's $300.



85 billion divided by 200,000 is $425.  remind me never to let you be in charge of my money...

< Message edited by SmallieKiller -- 9/26/2008 2:25:57 PM >


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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/26/2008 8:46:02 PM   
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Smallie,

It 200,000,000 ( million ), not 200,000 ( thousdand ).

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/29/2008 8:18:10 AM   
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that math is correct---------that's 425ooo.00$ each

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 9/29/2008 8:29:04 AM   
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i'm wrong it is 425$  gotta watch those decimals/

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RE: another bailout...i like this one......... - 10/1/2008 7:50:01 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: spoonchucker

Smallie,

It 200,000,000 ( million ), not 200,000 ( thousdand ).


My math is fine, turns out my reading comprehension needs some work... 



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