anadromous
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TB, Instead of investing in Cabelas,you need to buy a good Cross pen, and a steno pad. Observe and record. The big browns still elude you because your eyes are yet blind to the ways. Come along grasshopper and be enlightened. Not all fish are so easily duped by your mail order ways....you must earn the respect of the Gods or be damned to your mediocrity...Now go, before the sound of my drag befalls your neophyte ears and my blood,freshly pricked by thy great browns tooth, stains your brand new Chotas. Stand down whilst I wield my rod and learn humility...I will defend thy salmon kings redd whilst the German thief lies in wait for his fanned buffet to ride unwaringly on the currents and in the midst of morsels that have long lost their stronghold on the great rivers floor, my placebo of earths fur and fowl will wait....patiently until I strike out with great vengence and cry of battles at hand and long ago fought....You TB, are not worthy yet of such Knightly duels and the battle of kings. Stand down, your sword is yet heavy and the blade not hardened for such a task. For now continue to frollick in the flowered meadows with your pubecent nymphs and listen for the castle guards to blow their trumpets at dusk,ensuring that you remain safe at your mothers teet. :)
< Message edited by anadromous -- 10/25/2008 6:27:50 PM >
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