Re: conneaut creek
2015/01/02 19:17:27
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A fisherman had a creel full of limits from several different species of fish when a fish commission officer pulled up and asked to see his creel. The fisherman agrees. The officer reaches into the creel and pulls out a steelhead. The officer than proceeds to stick his finger into the butt of the steelhead, pulls it out and smells his finger. " why these are Pennsylvania steel ", he says. " Suppose you wouldnt happen to have a PA license?" The fisherman reaches into his license holder and shows the officer a PA license. The officer reaches into the creel and pulls out a Salmon. Sticks his finger in and smells it and says, " These are New York Salmon, suppose you dont have a New York license too?" The fisherman reaches into his holder and shows him a New York license. The officer reaches back into the creel and pulls out a Walleye, sticks his finger in it and smells it and says, " These are Ohio eyes, suppose you dont have an Ohio license too?" " Why sure I do ", replies the fisherman, and reaches into his holder and shows the officer an Ohio license too. The officer was thoroughly impressed and says he's never had anyone have all the licenses for all the different species of fish. So the officer asks the fisherman, " so abouts where you from?" So the fisherman drops his drawers bends over and says, " I suppose you're the expert, why dont you tell me ?"
BH