Whatsup

New to this board, been reading it though for 2 years. figured I'd start posting.
Little bit about me, I live in Erie, love steelhead, don't like mup'ers, fish 5 days a week, read this board and will admit some of you are serious butkisses. I will call you out on the butkissing, makes me want to heave. anyway, I might join in and hope not to many get offended when I post. I post "REAL" and don't relly care if anyone likes me or not.
 
Lets have some fun

no dream pothead.
I'm Fo Real and hear to stay.

Yinz might be from Erie if:
You want to move to Pittsburgh for the warm weather.
If you ever had a mudpuppy for a pet
Want a fur lined jockstrap for Christmas.
Gave someone a down filled padded bra.
The garbage trucks and school buses have plows.
You think you can tan under the red bulb in the motel bathroom.
Laugh at Pittsburg news tells about a severe snow alert with 1" expected.
You need a small snow blower to get to the garage where you keep the big snowblower!
After moving out of the snowbelt you come home to visit and dad has the biggest snowblower Sears sells in the garage.
After leaving the area:
Everytime you hear a lawnmower you look outside to see how much snow there is.

Your picture is on the website:
http://www.mytrailerpark.com/

If you think of Pittsburgh as a tropical getaway and dream of visiting Nevill Island.
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to printl labels .... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box
said "2-4 years!"

Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!

Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

Got locked out of your car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.

The capital of Pennsylvania "P".....isn't it???

Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days instructions said 1 hour per pound and you weigh 108!!!

Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

If this a cartoon about someone you know:
 

These are true reports given about Eriez employees:
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them"
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
13. "He's been working with glue too much."
14. "He would argue with a signpost."
15. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
16. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
17. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."
18. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
19. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
20. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
21. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
22. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
23. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week"
24. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
25. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
26. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
27. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
28. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

Erie idiot test.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20316


The other night a girl from Eriez was invited out for a night with "the girls." She told her husband that she would be home by midnight, "I promise."
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing her husband would wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. Was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.)

The next morning her husband asked what time she got in and she told him "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shoot", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

Trouble maker troll at work....lol.

I agree 100 percent kyler.  Every yr, a new troll hits the board.

how about people from youngstown, ohio?  have heard that everyone there is connected or violent.  i am coming to fish turkey, stay out of my way. lol

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Not here, stupid!

The time is almost at hand. Mupere invasion is gettin closer. Don't try to fight it. Oh yeah it's comminmup.

They never quit do they?