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A couple of fish jokes - 10/1/2008 12:59:30 PM   
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RE: A couple of fish jokes - 10/1/2008 1:07:07 PM   
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RE: A couple of fish jokes - 10/1/2008 1:09:11 PM   
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RE: A couple of fish jokes - 10/1/2008 2:02:22 PM   
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RE: A couple of fish jokes - 10/1/2008 2:03:22 PM   
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RE: A couple of fish jokes - 10/1/2008 4:46:29 PM   
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RE: A couple of fish jokes - 10/1/2008 4:59:13 PM   
pxatim


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RE: A couple of fish jokes - 10/1/2008 8:18:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		Here's a good one..

Doughnut boy: Hey whats that smell, we're not on 16 mile...

anadromous: I tried to f@rt and $hit my pants, we need to go back to the hotel



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RE: A couple of fish jokes - 10/1/2008 8:29:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tippy-toe

Here's a good one..

Doughnut boy: Hey whats that smell, we're not on 16 mile...

anadromous: I tried to f@rt and $hit my pants, we need to go back to the hotel




Now thats funny  LOL   Some things you never live down

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RE: A couple of fish jokes - 10/1/2008 8:56:40 PM   
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Status: online 		A man tells his wife he is going away on a long fishing weekend.  The wife is suspicious but helps him pack anyway.  When the man gets back he complains that she must have forgotten to pack his underwear because he couldn't find them and had to buy new at the lake.  The wife looks at him for a moment and then walks over and takes them, still folded, out of his waders.

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RE: A couple of fish jokes - 10/2/2008 8:21:04 AM   
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RE: A couple of fish jokes - 10/2/2008 3:00:54 PM   
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RE: A couple of fish jokes - 10/3/2008 1:33:34 AM   
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